Quiz

Poor Guy

These are the big problems of our world.

This is exactly what I

This is exactly what I expected. They arre bringing Khatami so to say , here we have a guy that you can deal with. Meanwhile they buy will work on their Nuclear stuff. The rest of the world will be fooled into Iran is under a moderate president , not knowing first of all President is a nobody in Iran and secondly , they are all the same and playing games. They will continue their terror against the Iranians and the rest of the world.

Flimsy choice of caption

Better choice should have been alijaan's who said:

Hold on to your amaame-s here we go again!

What?

I won the green card lottery?!!!!

Weeeeehaaaaa....I'm out of here!

Oh My God!!!

Ahmadinejad, put your pants back on!!!!!

Zoroastrianism?

What the heck is that, some Hollywood New-Agey crap?

CAPTION

OMIDGOD! OMIGOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I WON THE CAR! (hug, squeal, cry...)

Aaaaah, baz in Kadivar ba doorbinesh injaast!

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I'm a slumdog millionaire

I am Indian not Iranian! I spent my rupies to have a family here away from the shame of being a dot head who's cousins run several 24seven stores in New York... I don't want my children to have a legacy of selling lotto tickets and beer to stuck up americans!!!

The dream most women know too well...

It had a recurring nightmare last night … I left the house, inmiddle of Tehran without my turban!

What ...

Khomeini is not DEAD?

zalil shi elahi, een akso

zalil shi elahi, een akso geraftam barayeh match.com na inja!

1- "I SAID

1- "I SAID 'CHOREOGRAPHER'!"
(Re Gerald in the movie 'The Full Monty')

2- "DON'T TASE ME BRO!"

3- "mikhaastam biyaam, vali hamchi saramo gerefteh budan intori tu aab kardeh budan keh..."

Ehh...

Migi Ammamam Khaili Khoshgeleh?

I am holding it as long as I can

I confess! I owe everything I have to this Ammameh!! and......

بابا بکشید بیرون

جان مادرتون اینقدر به من فشار نیارید کاندید بشم. من حریف این احمدی نژاد نمیشم چون رهبر پارتیشه.

yeh tork o yeh yazdi

dashtan qah qah mikhandidan. rafsanjaniye az rah mireseh migeh joketoono baraye manam t'arif konin.

yazdiyeh migeh: ma dashtim mesleh adam raj-e beh entekhabaat o vaz'iyate mamlekat sohbat mikardim, yek dafe yeh khole eynaki az rah resid o hey daad mizad: 'javid shah'!

Kharchang

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... kharchang kharchang ... dar berid.  (Referring to Sikh symbol on the flag ... for those who didn't know).

 Eva, khak-e aalam ... fer-e mohaam kharrab shod.

Aboooo Attaaaaa   .... Haaayyyy Haaayyyyy haayyyyy ... Nope, I rather Rock and Roll.

عمامه مظهر قدرت

عمامه مظهر قدرت ماست، هر کی فکر می کنه می تونه عمامه از سر آکوند برداره غلط کرده، ما دو دستی بهش چسبیسیم...

خاتمی

والله، داستان ازین قرار بود.

رفتم خونهء آقا, دختر ایشون گفت: «بذار من غايم بشم اگه پيدام کرد منو بوس کن اگر هم پيدام نکردی توی انباری هستم»‫

‫وقتی رفتم انباری، مأمورها اونجا جمع بودن...

you are makeing a mistake

The mullahs in Iran marry girls (in fact many) and they certainly have liked it and thats fine by their religion, it would have been sinful if he enjoyed kissing boys. You are thinking of priests, making mistake is typical of someone who is more at ease with western culture than Iran. I am not knocking it, I just am trying to let you know that your are wrongly projecting.

The second Coming of Mohammad

Baabaa mano az dast een davaazdah emaam (amameh) nejaatam bedeen...man mohammadam ...ta yadameh emmaamee bad az man nayamaddeh boddeh ast taa vaghtee ke dar ghaid-e hayaat boddeh am...

Aaaaahhhh Heeeelp, I want to kick Quran out of politics.....

All these idiots know this book is 1400 years old and it is non-Iranian, Aaaaaaahhhhh Heeeeelp

quiz

I kissed a guy and I liked it.

hold on to your amaame-s

hold on to your amaame-s here we go again!

The Undressing

...he is actually in the athletic sport shop department trying to undress to get ready to put on his running cloth and shoes...

somebody tell this 65 years old man do some stretching and warm up and start runing very very slowly until his body tells him that he can speed up a little bit more withut screwing up his body unable to run more in the next time...

Don't be too surprise he might in ten years finish running marathan at the age of 75 and then get qualified to begin to enter the job market....

Tip toe... Easy Does It...

...Hey Macarena...

...Hey Macarena...

Oh my god

Oh my god, I just announced my bid for presidency and I hope the news don’t leak out that I have had sex with mahmoud’s sister.

akh ...

Amaan az dast-e in shipish-ha !
Cheh-juri bedun-e in keh in ammameh ro bardaram, saram ro bekharunam !