Misc

Faramarz and DM aziz

You guys changed the subject. I told you that I believe my friend is lesbian so none of you guys will be at front of line. she probably prefers me to any one of you. By the way, this is just a guess, it has not been proven to me. 

Dear DM, issue is

Dear DM, You wrote:"Well. There is no such thing as "there is no such thing" as women
having sex on the first go. You will be surprised. It all depends on
their emotional status.  SOmetime they are just too damn lonely and
desparate. other times it is about revenge sex and all. You know? I have
an idea!! someone should blog about it:))"

It does not have to be desperation or loneliness, it is just that women like men have sexual needs. It is not brain surgery or rocket science.  I don't mean making a habit of one night stand but if a woman is above thirtysomething, is it so weird that there have been times; even if it may not be that many but it has happened, that she might have had sex on the first date? I don't think it is weird at all.

Faramarz, I did not get your comment, why did you get gheirati?

مطلب مهمتر آنستکه

Faramarz

Na . Na. Kootah bia... Hala shoma velesh Kon... Bia o kenar bia. joone in reesh...

Har chi dad o faryad dari bezar vase agha Alip :))

دکتر مهندس

جون تو بد جوری غیرتی شدم!

اگر بد خواهی داری بگو بزنم لت و پارش کنم!

Growing Business

This is a growing business and there is a future for it.

Faramarz jan.

1- Calm down bro faramarz. Can't you we are just messing around here?? Jesus christ. You know you should have posted this on the "gheyrati" blog:))

2- Ka ching! nice one there sister Mitra:) Landed right on target and made an impact too:))))

3- Well. There is no such thing as "there is no such thing" as women having sex on the first go. You will be surprised. It all depends on their emotional status.  SOmetime they are just too damn lonely and desparate. other times it is about revenge sex and all. You know? I have an idea!! someone should blog about it:))

4- This is tahe saf. Welcome to 21st century partner.

Iranian women appraise their health the most.

Women are strongly recommended to BSE regularly.  This has become so common in Iranian women community.  They would usually ask a female friend to do the BSE for them.  It sounds kind of opportunistic, but it's good to be safe.  As long as it's Mahram it's okay. 

Imagine it happens in males' comminity: dude! can you do screening on my ...? 

Breast self-examination (BSE) is a self screening technique feeling each breast for possible sign of early breast cancer.

Mitra, as You Can See

!The guys are not convinced

We can have a line here (Saf) and have everyone wait all night long, but

تشنه را گر ذوق آید از سراب

چون رسد در وی گریزد جوی آب

to: doktormonandes

Taheh saff!!!

vaay beh roozee keh begandad namak...

"Faramarz jan, don't be so "badbeen". Among all people, you should know that there is easy sex"

Ouch!

Faramarz....bye bye! ;-)

OK DM, I will tell her to focus, but you & Ali have to practice

she did say that even though she is not focusing on guys, but if it jumps into her baghal, she will be Ok with it, so dear DM and Ali jan, practice your jumps, that is all I have to say.

Faramarz jan, don't be so "badbeen". Among all people, you should know that there is easy sex. Your blogs are full of you getting easy sex all the time.

Thank you Faramarz

I agree with you. Thanks for the reality check.

I must say, attitudes towards homosexuality have greatly improved and become much more tolerant.

Just the fact that a TV station has dedicated this much time on a sensitive subject like this is progress.

Dear Naïve Doctor Mohandes & Gullible Ali P.

Forget about it!

There is no such thing as a woman who is having easy sex on her first dates, blah, blah, blah!

Please put the gun down (or whatever it is that you are holding!) This is all a marketing gimmick!

Even a wife doesn’t give her husband a kiss for free (check with your married friends who are honest and haven’t had sex since last century, ehem!)

Excuse me...meee helloooo

(elbowing everyone including ali p to the front of the line be har badbakhti)

I applied for the position first.

Mitra jan

Could please talk sense into her and convince her to refocus her priorities and stay on the course ? please.

To Ali P., according to her sexual encounter tales

she seems always available. However recently she says that she wants to focus on the other areas of her life rather than relationships with guys. Thank god, my ears will get a rest from extreme sex stories of her.

To: mitra

You are totally right. I couldn't agree more.

(So, what's your friend's situation these days? Does she happen to be available? ;-)

LOL!!!

 Is this a sexual orientation lesson for absolutely , demented retards or just to really annoy with the evidently very psychotic vicar-loves-to-hear-your-sins-but-it-will-cost-you-in-more-of-my-flicking-of-hair-and-err-fake-empathy-at-big-bucks voices?

P.S. There is a copyright on Le nouveau destin d'Amelie Poulain's score.

"If they chew you up, they still have to spit you out "

Well...

I don't mind homosexulaity as long as:

• It remains a private affair. Neither advertisement against nor in favour of it in public.
• As was said by the psychologist in this clip that it doesn't do harm. That should mean and include both indirect and direct harm and both passive and active harm.

Comments, let me give you a possible example of deception

I know of an Iranian lady who is always telling me about sleeping with her dates in the first or second dates, dates she found on singles sites. Tales of her sexual encounters give me headache and leave me in state of confusion that how come some Iranian  women are so open in sex and talking about it, and are they really like this, and if that is the case, then I am "andar khame yek kooche".  Any way, after a while, I realized that she is probably a lesbian and the reason she talks about so many sexual encounters with men and sleeping on the first dates is to hide her sexuality. Now I call this an act of active deception. What do you call it Comments?

I have no problem with gays and/or lesbians

But I have problems when gays and/or lesbians go into elaborate measures to deceive people into thinking that they are straight.  I know Iranian gays and lesbians who post on social sites looking for girlfriend or wife ; if they are guys, and looking for boyfriend or husband; if they are women, all this just so they can deceive people into thinking that they are straight, and this is in Diaspora not in Iran.

What If?

I think she is at least right in this one:

I think the problem is not with homosexuals.  The main problem is with those that they don’t know or they don’t want to accept that they are homosexuals.  Why?  Because they have to be a member of a minority group.  And, that’s not easy.

That’s why when people discuss homosexual relationships most Iranians think of homosexual loose characters.  Do you have the same view to all women as sluts and all men as loser?  I remember someone was talking about having sex with cats and dogs after having sex with men in this website!  Why don’t that individual have sex with cats and dogs instead of his/her wife or husband.  Years ago I criticized someone for her homosexuality and he told me: have you been f..ed and enjoyed?  I said: no.  He said so shut up. 

p.s. I am not homosexual, but I have great successful homosexual friends.

By the way, I was just wondering if that is Zooliba or fruit on the table.

Two Iranian men with each other?

Iranian men (not all) do not feel comfortable to get naked in front of each other, e.g. gyms.  You see everybody is naked taking a shower in a gym except Iranians take shower with underwear! or carry a towel all the time.  Hello!  Don’t you want to show your genitals because you think they are just for sex or because you use them just for urinating and pooping?  That’s your body.  Be proud of that.  Don’t get paranoids that everybody is trying to look at yours.  I don’t think everybody is gay or pathetic in finding someone.  Let’s become comfortable with our sexuality.  It becomes a mental relief.

Why two women with each other is so acceptable in Iran?

Women get undressed and naked in front of each other, at outside activities they go at the back of a garden or beside a river for restroom activities all together, and they talk about almost everything with each other.