Pizza Goes Back to Emam Ali's Time

And causes cancer, says Dr. Ravazadeh

20-Jul-2011
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choghok

According to "doctor"

by choghok on

everything brought from West:

1. Had been in Iran before

2. If it had not been in Iran it was brought by arabs earlier and has worked much better than the western version.

3. The  western version has very very bad side effects like losing your hair or getting erectile problems, or losing teeth or getting alcoholic or even cancer.

But the strange thing is that he dresses in westerner cloths and if he really holds a doctorate degree then probably most of the stuff he has studied is from the western world.

Please doctor put on a turban and Qaba not western clothing and then do not use microphone, do not sit in a car, train, airplane, if ill then do not go to pharmacy but go to Attari, if you want to wash yourself go to old public baths with no running water where the water has the healthy color of black, this since all western things you use make you look stupid.


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Faramarz is right

by ahosseini on

Faramarz has the answers

And not the other losers

He has surely got it right

Unlike most of the others

.... 

That's all from me on this.

 


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Benyamin and others

by ahosseini on

Please do not talk logic

It is very tragic

Don't you know of esterlab

or little bit of magic 


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Alx1711

by ahosseini on

Please don't call him Moran

All these are in the Quran

If you stick to his words

Is very good for Iran 


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I know MRX1

by ahosseini on

Who is more of an olagh

The one with dast cholagh 


Benyamin

then I conclude....

by Benyamin on

car must be inveted by the guy who invented wheels almost 10000 years ago!!!


alx1711

What an absolute sbastic

by alx1711 on

What an absolute sbastic moron. His Imam only ate bread and camels milk, from what we know, and now we hear he ate pizza. I bet he even invented Ghorme Sabzi, Cholo kabab and Fesenjoon too.

 KHAK BE SARET....


ghalam-doon

B.S.

by ghalam-doon on

If that is the case, then every Italian men and women should have died of cancer.

But I agree with him about Imam Ali's time. In fact many in the Quraishi family had Pizzerias and a cousin of Imam himself had a chain of Pizzerias all across the Arabian peninsula with branches in Mecca and Medina among many other towns!


shaya007

not this olagh again!

by shaya007 on

not this olagh again! please! lol

 

 


Faramarz

Pizza Margherita!

by Faramarz on

 


Emam Ali sat on his porch in Kofeh and watched his favorite wife Fatemeh serve him the best Pizza Margherita that he ever had and looked at the full moon and sang:

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big-a pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine
Like you've had too much wine
That's amore

And he looked at the green color of the basil and said, “All my descendants should wear green turbans!”

And he looked at the red color of the tomato sauce and said, “All my descendants should shed the blood of innocent people.”

And he looked at the white color of Mozzarella cheese and said, “ We should be buried in white shroud!”

And that’s how Shia Islam was born.

 

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee_IqXTMN2s


Artificial Intelligence

Tomatoes were not even around then

by Artificial Intelligence on

Tomatoes came from the new world after Columbus so it must have been pizza without the tomato sauce. I guess Imam ali invented noon va panir?


MRX1

You have too wonder

by MRX1 on

WHo is more of an olagh, this guy Ravazadeh or the people seating and listening to him. I am surprise Imam Hussion didn't inevnt the pizza!