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Maziar, it is just not Iranian ladies but also men who do

this surgery. Granted that I don't think Iranian men in Diaspora do nose surgery at the levels that men in Iran do but video stated how in Iran many men also have nose surgery, so let's not blame just the women. Also with the roosari, I can see how a woman's nose becomes more important in their appearance but the guys don't even have this excuse.

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There are many Iranian ladies that fly all the way to Tehran and ham ziyarat,ham .......

since insurances here don't cover ;And the operation is alot cheapper with currency value.

hala damagh koochik kardi aghalan mokheto boozoorgtar mikadi.

Maziar

Faramarz and Yolanda

Unfortunately since that was my very first time, i was really taken aback by the mere fact that such a place even existed in the oozlamic republic, so i resorted to take some mental pictures and decided to cover the details for later visits. The atmosphere was fantastic. The sound of modern guitar jazz blasting out of the speakers. and oh they even had a golf course! with a sign that specifically banned our turban and veil wearing friends (just keedeeng) and directing them to a specially designated area.

I wonder soosan khanoom ever had a chance to visiti that place.

Now i'd have to go process those mental pictures...Ooppsss...i meant helping out with the house chores:)

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It is not a good idea to mess around with your face and nose. If you over-do it, you may end up looking like Michael Jackson!

Another thing is that if you have plastic surgeries, your children may not look like you, the little kids may get confused 'cause they can't find family facial resemblance! :O))

Hi DM,

    Please share some photos with us if you don't mind!

Only one type of Plastic Surgery doesn't have market in Iran ...

... penis enlargement ... seriously!

Doctor Mohandes

Whatever you do out there, please take some pictures.

Your pictures and my stories will make it a "case closed" argument!

Faramarz

I have met this young dude who just graduated from SHIT with an MBA degree and started his own buisness, i guess with some help form family. anyway, the guy is well taken care of and tip o toop. Today he took me and this other fellow out to lunch to this Bashgah/country club off of i don't know which god damn highway, but the place was full of these damaghed up girls and guys and my goodness, it was by all means a meat market brother. I mean move over Walmart's meat section! The membership is around 150,000 a year.

Funny thing is that during the first several weeks that i had been back, seeing all these young buccs walking around on the streets with bandaged noses made me wonder: Maan. the family violence rate must be so damn high! what the hell is going on here! Until someone told me, no you idiot, those are the ones who have gotten a nose job!

خود شیفته گی ایرانیان

بابا حق دارین عمل کنین. لا مصب اینقدر این دماغ ها گنده هست که هم جلوی دید رو میگیره و هم هر چی بوی بد و آلوده گی هوا رو صاف میبره تو بدن.

دیگه این یکی رو تقصیر کالیفرنیا و لس آنجلس و شاه سان ست نذارین.

Rubbers are Aplenty!

This has nothing to do with medicine. They just love to deceive the international audience. those who are in the know, realize that all these guys do is messing around with some leftover rubber passed down to the hospitals.

Now let's hear it from the khoroos jangis! "IRI despite its vileness has done so many great things for iran and iranians" crowd. Go on. the floor is all yours.

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نَباید اَنْقُلاب می‌‌کردیم و اینکه مذهبْ آقا ... اِسلام مقصّر است ... اصلاً هر چه فریاد دارید بر سرِ اِسلام بِکشید .

PINOCCHIO SYNDROME

Seven times more nose jobs than other countries translates to a major Pinnocchio problem in Iran. Who should we blame for that?

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خداوند عمری به این جماعتِ اطبا دهد که این چنین به جمعِ مردمانی که از لب و لوچه کج و معوج،پستان‌های کوچک (اعم از گردویی،لیمویی دست خورده،لیمویی تا به تا،فندوقی و...)،بینیهای گوشتی و استخوانی (دماغ تیموری،دماغ قیصری،دماغ نفتی‌،دماغ اگزوزی و...) و غیره زجر می‌‌کشند،این چنین خدمت کرده و خالص و مخلص بند تنبانی عمل میکنند..ببخشید،بسیار عالی کارشان را انجام می‌‌دهند !

 تابستانها میتوان این قسم بیماران را به حدِ وفور در خیابانهای استانبول،آنتالیا،دوبی و تازه به دوران رسیده‌ها و نور چشمیها در لندن و سان فرانسیسکو ملاحظه و مشاهده کرد و احسنت به حکمای ایرانی گفت.