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15-Oct-2012
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IIAF

I want experienced women, not virgins!!!

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I rather have forthy experienced women rather than virgins that don't know what to do. It is much more fun that way.


Fesenjoon2

در محضر امام

Fesenjoon2


شخصی بر امام وارد شد و گفت: مادرت به فدایم! چگونه شد که جد بزرگوارتان رسول الله با نداشتن سواد خواندن و نوشتن توانست به نبوت برسد؟



امام که با علم لدنی خویش از قبل پاسخ را در خشتک خویش آماده داشت فریاد برآورد: ای بیشعور مادر مرده! خیال میکنی کسی که کمی سواد داشته باشه دنبال دین و مذهب و این چرت و پرتا میره؟



سپس ذوالنقار برکشیده و شخص سائل را ورقه ای برش داد.

 


Aarash4545

What about the rest?

by Aarash4545 on

He forgot to talk about the promised  husbands for pious muslim women!!  I know there's a verse about the "Ghelmaans" but how do they become (or stay) virgins for ever???? It looks haajaghaa laaei dadand!

They are sexual deviants.. as the French say: Obsedes sexuels"!


jasonrobardas

Chera??

by jasonrobardas on

Chera dar behesht moossighi khoobe vali dar donya mazammat dareh?

Age chizi bade ke bayad hame ja bad basheh....

Dar behesht hava hamishe mollayem va khoobeh .....

Chera tanavo nist....bedoone variety ke khoob va bad assan mafhoome khodesho az dast mideh

Chera hamash dar morede hoorian va zannane bakere be mard ha vade dadeh mishe? Pas zan ha chi?.....Aya mardane khosh chehreye bakereye hashari ham nasibe zanane khoob khahad shod?

 Ghoran bara mard ha faghat neveshteh shode?

 


jasonrobardas

Chera??

by jasonrobardas on

Chera dar behesht moossighi khoobe vali dar donya mazammat dareh?

Age chizi bade ke bayad hame ja bad basheh....

Dar behesht hava hamishe mollayem va khoobeh .....

Chera tanavo nist....bedoone variety ke khoob va bad assan mafhoome khodesho az dast mideh

Chera hamash dar morede hoorian va zannane bakere be mard ha vade dadeh mishe? Pas zan ha chi?.....Aya mardane khosh chehreye bakereye hashari ham nasibe zanane khoob khahad shod?

 Ghoran bara mard ha faghat neveshteh shode?

 


fullback

Entehary ,Odds of 72 to 1

by fullback on

One of these dudes in hope of landing some Beheshti vergins at the behest of Agha Akhoond Rozeh KHOON, went and blew himself up in the Vegtiable market , after much treking he got to Behesht and much to his surprise, found out the 72 Vergins , are all, MEN , and waiting for HIM Oh La La. Next time please be more specific he wrote back to the Akhoond Rozeh khoon and requested a 5 gallon bucket of VASSELIN to be sent with the next ENTEHARY


divaneh

بهشت برای آدمهای بی عرضه خوبه

divaneh


از آنجا که این حوری ها قبل از آن با هیچکس نپریده اند نمی توانند بفهمند که این برادران مذهبی چقدر در رختخواب بی عرضه و دست و پا چلفتی هستند. می گوئید نه از خواهران بسیجی بپرسید که نشسته اند به این امید که شاید آن دنیا درست و حسابی ترتیبشان را بدهند.

این حوری های بهشتی البته نگاه اسلام به زن را نشان می دهد که خلق شده تا به مرد سرویس بدهد.


faryarm

A different perspective ..

by faryarm on

Heaven and Hell , from a diffrent perspective , for the more spiritually inclined .

//www.bahai.us/heaven-and-hell/

 

regards

Faryar 


Fesenjoon2

کشش عجیب روحانیون مسلمان به مسائل سوراخ

Fesenjoon2


mmmust....finger....it....

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especially the "bekr" and "taazeh" variety! 


Ali P.

This "heaven"....

by Ali P. on

...sounds very much like L.A.

Doesn't it?


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zeebajune

Wishfull thinking..!!

by zeebajune on

Dahsheh bedeh Ash, behamin khial bash..!!