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I want experienced women, not virgins!!!
by IIAF on Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:32 PM PDTI rather have forthy experienced women rather than virgins that don't know what to do. It is much more fun that way.
در محضر امام
Fesenjoon2Tue Oct 16, 2012 11:11 AM PDT
شخصی بر امام وارد شد و گفت: مادرت به فدایم! چگونه شد که جد بزرگوارتان رسول الله با نداشتن سواد خواندن و نوشتن توانست به نبوت برسد؟
امام که با علم لدنی خویش از قبل پاسخ را در خشتک خویش آماده داشت فریاد برآورد: ای بیشعور مادر مرده! خیال میکنی کسی که کمی سواد داشته باشه دنبال دین و مذهب و این چرت و پرتا میره؟
سپس ذوالنقار برکشیده و شخص سائل را ورقه ای برش داد.
What about the rest?
by Aarash4545 on Tue Oct 16, 2012 02:05 AM PDTHe forgot to talk about the promised husbands for pious muslim women!! I know there's a verse about the "Ghelmaans" but how do they become (or stay) virgins for ever???? It looks haajaghaa laaei dadand!
They are sexual deviants.. as the French say: Obsedes sexuels"!
Chera??
by jasonrobardas on Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:00 PM PDTChera dar behesht moossighi khoobe vali dar donya mazammat dareh?
Age chizi bade ke bayad hame ja bad basheh....
Dar behesht hava hamishe mollayem va khoobeh .....
Chera tanavo nist....bedoone variety ke khoob va bad assan mafhoome khodesho az dast mideh
Chera hamash dar morede hoorian va zannane bakere be mard ha vade dadeh mishe? Pas zan ha chi?.....Aya mardane khosh chehreye bakereye hashari ham nasibe zanane khoob khahad shod?
Ghoran bara mard ha faghat neveshteh shode?
Chera??
by jasonrobardas on Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:00 PM PDTChera dar behesht moossighi khoobe vali dar donya mazammat dareh?
Age chizi bade ke bayad hame ja bad basheh....
Dar behesht hava hamishe mollayem va khoobeh .....
Chera tanavo nist....bedoone variety ke khoob va bad assan mafhoome khodesho az dast mideh
Chera hamash dar morede hoorian va zannane bakere be mard ha vade dadeh mishe? Pas zan ha chi?.....Aya mardane khosh chehreye bakereye hashari ham nasibe zanane khoob khahad shod?
Ghoran bara mard ha faghat neveshteh shode?
Entehary ,Odds of 72 to 1
by fullback on Mon Oct 15, 2012 08:58 PM PDTOne of these dudes in hope of landing some Beheshti vergins at the behest of Agha Akhoond Rozeh KHOON, went and blew himself up in the Vegtiable market , after much treking he got to Behesht and much to his surprise, found out the 72 Vergins , are all, MEN , and waiting for HIM Oh La La. Next time please be more specific he wrote back to the Akhoond Rozeh khoon and requested a 5 gallon bucket of VASSELIN to be sent with the next ENTEHARY
بهشت برای آدمهای بی عرضه خوبه
divanehMon Oct 15, 2012 06:53 PM PDT
از آنجا که این حوری ها قبل از آن با هیچکس نپریده اند نمی توانند بفهمند که این برادران مذهبی چقدر در رختخواب بی عرضه و دست و پا چلفتی هستند. می گوئید نه از خواهران بسیجی بپرسید که نشسته اند به این امید که شاید آن دنیا درست و حسابی ترتیبشان را بدهند.
این حوری های بهشتی البته نگاه اسلام به زن را نشان می دهد که خلق شده تا به مرد سرویس بدهد.
A different perspective ..
by faryarm on Mon Oct 15, 2012 06:07 PM PDTHeaven and Hell , from a diffrent perspective , for the more spiritually inclined .
//www.bahai.us/heaven-and-hell/
regards
Faryar
کشش عجیب روحانیون مسلمان به مسائل سوراخ
Fesenjoon2Mon Oct 15, 2012 02:52 PM PDT
mmmust....finger....it....
//www.img98.ir/images/7pzil2ofehs5961r8hn.jpg
especially the "bekr" and "taazeh" variety!
This "heaven"....
by Ali P. on Mon Oct 15, 2012 01:45 PM PDT...sounds very much like L.A.
Doesn't it?
نوابغ
bahrani-bigdeli-mehmandoostMon Oct 15, 2012 01:42 PM PDT
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj24-NYSQyc
Wishfull thinking..!!
by zeebajune on Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:53 PM PDTDahsheh bedeh Ash, behamin khial bash..!!