Persian Realm

Rent-A-Cry mob

So its not just IRI with its Sandis khore rent-A-Mob, North Koreans also have them.

When you have such miserable life crying comes easy particularly if there is something in it for you too.

They don't have Sandis they have what they call a " super drink". Helps you cry for hours.

//www.nationalreview.com/the-feed/200211/nort...

this was unintentionally funny

this crying which i saw on tv and looked fake.

North Koreans Crying!

This is so funny! Group crying by the N. Koreans!

//www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedd...

S/he, the Beloved gone

Good for him (her), for Koreans nothing will change.

Still trying to figure out who is A. Mirza Hekmati. How am I supposed to respond to others if none here is responding to my question, grrhrrr.

Did u notice 2 Iranians kings, Ahmad Shah & Mohammad Reza Shah?!

Yolanda, Ahmad Shah was 16 and Mohammad Reza Shah was 21 when he came to power at the height of WWII.  So there may be "hope"!  

Everything is sacred

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"heavy water my plants"

LOL!

Let's see who will show up at the funeral. My prediction: Russia, China, Myanmar, and IRI!

Who’s crying now?

A very sad rahbar, has been seen crying and humming Dr Hooks song.

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Who's gonna heavy water my plants?
Who's gonna patch my exploded plants?

And who's gonna give me
The chance to feel brand new?

Who's gonna supply my ships?
Who's gonna fix where it hurts?
And who needs a man when
He flirts the way I do?

Who, if not you?
Who, if not you?

Who, if not you?
Tell me, who, if not you?

Who's gonna get uranium to me on time?
Who'll smile and say my missiles  look fine?

And who's gonna stay on my mind
The whole day through?

Who's gonna see that I'm fed with rockets?
Then who's gonna want me in bed?
But who'll watch boring IRI TV instead
Because I do?

Who, if not you?
Tell me, who, if not you?
Who...

The song:

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRRemY4kGjM

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Apparently he is not the youngest head of state in history, many young ones.....

//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_youngest_state_leaders_in_modern_times

Mouse:

LOL! N. Korea just had missile testing! I heard people fire guns at funerals, but N Korea fires missiles!

Come on Yolanda a 28 year old w/ nukes is just fine, no problem!

What could possibly go wrong?!  Now who among us hasn't had a nuclear weapon for Christmas when we were 28 years old?! 

Everything is sacred

Anglo, I dont know of any other "comi Dynasty"

Apart from this north korean type.

BTW, who is the guy in your new avatar? Adam Smith? 

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."

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The guy has 3 - 4 wives, not sure if he was polygamous or serial monogamous. Kim Jung Un's mom is dead! Not sure if it is natural cause or she was obliterated by Kim Jong Il.

Kim Jung Un admires Michael Jordan.....maybe Michael Jordan can talk him into giving up the nuclear weapons and concentrating on basketball instead!

It is scary of letting a 28 year old running a country with nuclear weapons!

Actually Khamenei

will die in less than a year.

Kim Jung Un is also an ill SOB!

He doesn't want people to know Ko Yong Hui is his mother (Khomeini is rolling in his grave ;-) or his older sister's husband is Jang Song Thaek!  Even the Chef who served him is scared shitless of him! 

Mystery surrounds son set to succeed Kim Jong Il 

Everything is sacred

The cinephile despot

A Fellow who loved movies so much can't have been entirely bad. I've got a soft spot for this despot ;0)) 

The cinephile despot (bbc)

One of the more surprising facts about Kim Jong-il was his love of cinema. He reportedly owned more than 20,000 videos and DVDs and counted Elizabeth Taylor among his favourite actresses. 

And who says Commies leadership is not hereditary?

Hamsadeh jaan say something about Khamanei!

Please, say something within the lines of what you said about NK and perhaps Khamanei will disappear within days as well!  You never know, some people have special abilities and you may be one of them and don't even know it!

If you say something about Khamanei and he dies within days we will all bow to you here on i.com! 

Everything is sacred

i doubt that there will be

i doubt that there will be any changes in korea for a long time.

esfand jan or should i say playa', i don't know if you're trying to be funny or just spread misinformation.  let me know when you find the statement that i supposedly made that n. korea is not a player or a major player.  here's the thread in which we "discussed" it. :)

//iranian.com/main/2011/dec/go-all-way-nuke-iran

Faramarz

Deh Deh...

Control youself Comrad!! Don't you read WHat mr. Asgard said in his artikool and then in the just posted Interview with Kablahi Ari :))?

Shyness is good thing!!! 

Faramarz

Deh Deh...

Control youself Comrad!! Don't you read WHat mr. Asgard said in his artikool and then in the just posted Interview with Kablahi Ari :))?

Shyness is good thing!!! 

Ah, what a bliss when a dictator dies...

we all have so much fun at their expense.

Sadly though, in this case, unlike Gaddafi's, the first ever "communist Dynasty" shall continue, in the shape of the dead fatty's son, at least for the time being.

p.s. I have a serious lack of interest in  memorising the names of N.Korean dictators. I just call them all kim-nuke-joon. 

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."

"کیم اوخ جون" رهبر جدید کره شمالی!

دکتر مهندس جان،

کیم جون با اون صورت گرد و لب های غنچه و لپ های سرخ و گوشت آلود و ابروهای قیطونی، بهتره که حالا حالا ها ایران نره چون براش حرف درمیارن!

//www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/i...

عزا عزاست امروز، روز عزاست امروز.

بیا یه بوس بده نازتو قربون

اون قد و قامتتو قربون

غروب ها چو می‌شه روشن چراغا

دیریریم را ریرام باقیش یادم رفت!

Everything is sacred

عزا عزاست امروز، روز عزاست امروز!

کیم جان ایل و تیر و تبار صاحب عزا ن امروز!

Everything is sacred

wait a sec/

Beenam.

I was under the impression that his real name was Koon chon tang or tong? I may be wrong though!!!

Faramarz jan

stop bringing sex-related things into this... I mean what is with all the blow and blow and ... you know? you know how hard it is to admininster and attend to Underbelly affairs over here.

 My name is Kazem. Pool lazem!!

A Sad Day for IR Regime's Missile Program

First there was the explosion at Mallard and now this; A big blow to the Regime's indegenous missile and space program.

The "Turtle and Monkey to-the-Space Program" goes on hold!

عزا عزاست امروز، روز عزاست امروز.

خمینی/خامنه ای و یارانش، صاحب عزا ن امروز!

Everything is sacred

عزا عزاست امروز، روز عزاست امروز.

Now who is gonna develop our "home meade nuke technology", our "undeniable right", for us? who is gonna shut the straits of Hormoz for us? who is gonna slap the imperialists for us now, since the fat boy price  comi is gone to darak? 

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."

Another One Bites the Dust!

North Korean "Dear Leader" (Rahbar-e-Aziz), known for his high-heel boots, love of good scotch and squeezing Madeleine Albright has joined the rest of the gang.

N. Korea kept the news secret for two days and then shot some missiles to show that they are still there!

That leaves us with only one "Dear Rahbar" left!

It is all Hamsade Ghadimi's fault!

We were talking about him just this past Friday but Hamsade wouldn't even bother to acknowledge he is a player in the Korean peninsula, much less a Major player! 

Hamsade believed Persian Gulf region is much more Major than the Korean peninsula and that must have been the final straw and given him the heart attack! 

Everything is sacred