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10-Apr-2008
You KNOW you're IRANIAN when :
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Your refer to your dad's friends as Uncle...
You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates,and pumpkinseeds...
After a family meal, the women fight to the death
over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on
their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for
their tea...
Your parents want you to become a doctor or
engineer. ...
You use your forehead and eyebrows to point
something out...
Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call
you to dinner even if you're in the next room....
You have at least thirty cousins. ...
You arrive one or two hours late to a party and
think it's normal.
You are standing next to the largest suitcases at
the Airport.
You talk for an hour at the front door when
leaving someone's house....
You say bye 17 times on the phone. ...
Your parents don't realize phone connections to
foreign countries have improved in the last two
decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs.
Your mother does everything for you if you are
male
You do all the housework and cooking if you are
female...
You still came back home to live with your
parents after you graduate...
(What else can you add to this list?)
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Another one:
by Ali P. on Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:52 AM PDTYour parents find you "the perfect mate"(or so they claim),
insist on you "taa tanoor daagheh, khameer ro bechasboon"
marry you off,
then later meddle in your marriage and do not get along with your mate,
insist on you divorcing them,...
till you get a divorce,
and after all is done,
deny their role in any of this:" vaalaah maa keh aslan dekhaalatee nadaashteem too iin jaryaan..."!
You use your
by n.zanincanadai on Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:33 AM PDTYou use your forehead and eyebrows to point
something out...
Oh THAT IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Even if you were born and raised in the US and you FArsi sucks, you still say Masej instead of message. It's in your blood.
You cannot talk without moving your hands. And it's perfectly normal to slap yourself when you say "vaaaaaaaaaaaay khoda"
You were high heels to Persian events, even if the event happens to be in the snow, park, race tracks, mud, rain...etc. Every event is a chance to find Mr. Shuvar.