Iranians & FBI

FBI Hoped to Follow Falafel Trail to Iranian Terrorists

CQ POLITICS: Like Hansel and Gretel hoping to follow their bread crumbs out of the forest, the FBI sifted through customer data collected by San Francisco-area grocery stores in 2005 and 2006, hoping that sales records of Middle Eastern food would lead to Iranian terrorists. The idea was that a spike in, say, falafel sales, combined with other data, would lead to Iranian secret agents in the south San Francisco - San Jose area. The brainchild of top FBI counterterrorism officials Phil Mudd and Willie T. Hulon, according to well-informed sources, the project didn’t last long. It was torpedoed by the head of the FBI’s criminal investigations division, Michael A. Mason, who argued that putting somebody on a terrorist list for what they ate was ridiculous — and possibly illegal. A check of federal court records in California did not reveal any prosecutions developed from falafel trails>>>

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08-Nov-2007
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fart!!

by shahram (not verified) on Fri Nov 09, 2007 05:54 PM PST

I have abetter idea! FBI will have a better catch to listten to the public toilets in San Francisco to catch the ones with the loudest GOOZ!!!!!


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Dizi

by hamid (not verified) on Fri Nov 09, 2007 09:40 AM PST

Falafel ha? There is a falafel stand in San Jose, that's probably one of the best. Perhaps FBI (freaking baffled idiots)can break up a "Iranian terrorist" party.

It really is the "dizi" they should follow not falafel. If they're going to check grocery stores, perhaps "tokhme", "peste", or even "doogh". Now doogh is the only path to an Iranian tummy.

In the meanwhile, to find an FBI agent, just follow the extra large condoms that fit one's head.
Yeap, you got it, I'm talking about bunch of "DICK HEADS".


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The end of laughter and soft lies

by grotesque (not verified) on Fri Nov 09, 2007 08:55 AM PST

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No Symptoms:

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Falafel?

by Ajam (not verified) on Fri Nov 09, 2007 08:42 AM PST

Iranians don't eat falafel. If they want to catch under-cover Iranian agents off guard, they should lurk by a kalleh pazi or something!!!


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حاجی باز کس شعر نوشتی؟

farrad02
Fri Nov 09, 2007 06:58 AM PST

حاجی باز از کانادا کس شعر نوشتی؟


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canada is a home of the Iranian terrorist

by terrorist (not verified) on Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:39 AM PST

Mr, FBI please visit from Canada


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Mehdi

Great Record for FBI - well said Agha Mostafa

by Mehdi on Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:23 PM PST

Well, this explains a lot of things! No wonder they failed so miserably in defending their country. Just a bunch of morons apparently work for FBI. Well said, Agha Mostafa!


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Khar Dar Moghabelesh Ebn Sina-st :)

by Agha Mostafa (not verified) on Thu Nov 08, 2007 06:32 PM PST

Baba Man Dar in Keshvar 27 Sal Hast Ke' Zendegi Mikonam. Bavar Konid Baazi Vaght ha Az Khodam Miporsam Ke' Chetor in Keshvar Enghadr Aziz Shode'. Hamantor Ke' Goftam, Dar Moghabel In Aghaye' Bush, Khar Dar Moghabelesh Ebn Sina-St. Dorood Be' Hameye' Hamvatanane' Aziz :)


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I guess what I've never

by Confused (not verified) on Thu Nov 08, 2007 06:06 PM PST

I guess what I've never understood is why everyone is always looking for Iranian terrorists, when one has never existed. I mean, we've had Saudis, Pakistanis, Sudanese, Lebanese, etc. But never really an Iranian, and still every time has a brilliant plan it involves screening for them. It almost like saying most people die of heart attack and cancer, but we'll put all our public health efforts on screening for jock itch!


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Mariam

That article read like an April Fools joke

by Mariam on Thu Nov 08, 2007 02:27 PM PST

So, am I supposed to curb my chelo kabab habit now? And I'm afraid my doogh cravings aren't going anywhere. ;)

Lol @ falafel, btw.


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