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Hottest Chadori Competition

What would be a funny caption for this photo?
100 Afarin Anonymous8!

09-Nov-2008
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Not sure what to say

by Anon ymous (not verified) on

As a non mosalman girl who went to high school in Iran. I was actually one of these girls when I was 18 and living back home. I always wore my hijab really good since I did not want to have and encounter with the regime's extremists. I was not treated fairly in my beloved country but in noway I can bring myself to see anyone making fun of these innocent girls. To begin with, I have big problem with pictures of people published on the internet without their permission. I am sure these beautiful happy faces don't even know a bunch of losers are sitting here in the West making fun of them. I wish all the girls in this picture happiness and success in the future. I did not get a chance to go to university in Iran, they did not treat me right, there. I admire these young faces and hope we don't see pictures like this on the Iranian.com again, no one has the right to make fun of anyone.

JJ, can you come up with quizzes that are designed for people with an adult's mind level not grade 3 kids.


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shame.

by beatrice (not verified) on

you people who think you have the right to comment others on choices they make about their own lives are seriously sad.

I agree with that Ali P dude
man australia bedonya oomadam va bishtareh omramo inja budam
i dunno bout the US
but here iranians avoid each other
and then you see lebos aisans and greeks who full love each other and have clubs and gatherings and that stuff
and theyre all diff religions as well
and wen they come up to each other in the shops donableh taraf mido-and keh ahval porsi bokonand
havayeh ham-digaro daran.

And us?

taraf yeki irani o mibineh unvareh khiabun rahesho kaj mikoneh keh mabada yeh vaght chesh tu cheshesh biofteh.

iranihayeh mosalmoon masjed miran, zanero mibini mireh OONVAR mishineh asan-ham invaro negah nemikoneh keh yeh vaght nakhad behet salam koneh, and its like fully zayeh and awkward cos its so obvious shes there.

its not a good feeling.
makes you feel very alienated.

and yeh, many people who live in iran actually like it there and agree with the regime, and even if it didnt exist theyd still keep their hejab.


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Zion

by XerXes (not verified) on

You are funnier when serious. Keep it that way


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caption

by Anonymous8 (not verified) on

"Best smile gets a visa!"


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Eva, khoda magam bedeh...

by funny (not verified) on

" eve, koda magam bedeh aagha, chera sar zadeh oomadin?"
cheers


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JJ you did it again

by Hooshang (not verified) on

This time the subject came to you brilliant mind was the photo of some innocent kids, Iranian girls. Excellent job.


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COMING THIS FALL: THE BATCHELOR - IRANIAN STYLE

by sadruops (not verified) on

COMING THIS FALL: THE BATCHELOR - IRANIAN STYLE


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bravo Zion

by Anonymousssssssssssssss (not verified) on

his comment is actually funny!


Zion

Mr. President! So that's where you've been keeping them nukes!

by Zion on

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ThePope

What was wrong with EGGPLANTS?!

by ThePope on

They DO look like "......eggplants...."
Why it got deleted?!!
JJ, see now when some of the contributers complain about your unfair censorship policy and you being overly sensitive and have a tendency to be "havaa-daareh" pro iri

 

" در صفحات کامنت، اوباش حزب الهی رکیک ترین الفاظ،،افترا و تهدید را نثار
دیگران میکنند بدون اینکه مطالب انها سانسور شوند. و تمام این شرایط علائم
بی طرفی نیستند."
-Jahanshah Rashidian

But, when we call your khaaharaaneh zeynab 'eggplants', which is not rude, you get offended and you delete the comment!
:0)


gol-dust

"KHASTEGARHA OUMADAN!", KALAGH HA HAZER BE PARVAZ!

by gol-dust on

i believe this is from ricK steves travel to esfahan & shiraz! WATCH THE VIDEO:

//www.ricksteves.com/iran/


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2009

by XerXes (not verified) on

Sports illustrator swimsuit special


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huh??

by Reza K. (not verified) on

"Farah pardoned him" !

Akheh baba, "If you have nothing to say, say nothing"
Mozakhraf ham hadi dareh!


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Ali1-- It's Farah who ignorantly...

by andieee (not verified) on

If you want to blame anyone blame Farah because she pardoned him and then he exiled in Iraq. Savak did their job but she ruined it.


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valla dooroogh chera?

by Haveej-o-doleh (not verified) on

How about something simple? along the lines of "EHEM! Haji oomad"

cheers


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Presenting

by Iva (not verified) on

Presenting 2009 Qom's Donkeyboys cheerleaders squad.

Give me an E
Give me a D
Give me an A
Give me a M

What does that spell? ... EeeeDaaaaM

Yeah, go team, go team


Ali P.

Us & Them

by Ali P. on

I looked at this picture for a long time, and I failed to come up with anything funny to say about it.

 Then I read the comments.

Nope.

 I didn't find any of them funny either.

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We are all Iranians.

What brings us together, at least on this site, is our love for Iran.

Last thing we need, is further alianation of each other.

I am not going to draw any conclusions, or take a jab at you, just because you choose to dress up differently .You may have been forced to dress up that way, but I do not know that ( and if you are indeed forced to wear this outfit, there is yet another reason for me not to poke fun of your picture). 

  Take the dress code enforced by IRI away, and we still have many women who choose to wear the hijab.

 I just hope they'd treat us the same: Not holding  tight jeans, heavy make up( you know you do!), and other Western junk we wear here, against us.


ThePope

Aamaadeh, gooshaatoono begereed...

by ThePope on

Haaj aaghaa meekhaad vaasatoon beedast(!) begoozeh...


Majid

ali1

by Majid on

Couldn't agree with you more, "real shame"!

Very WELL said .

ps. As I said before...." aakharesh in zan ha chaador sar e in aakhoond haa mikonan, migi na? sabr kon"


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hottest chadory

by habib (not verified) on

swimsuit contest


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someone should ask....

by ali1 (not verified) on

these dirty akhoonds if god wanted to have women cover their hair, then why the heck did he give em any hair in the first place!
what a shame that the shah didn't finish off khomeini and "feyzeye ghom"! like attaturk did in turkey...we would be free


negar

i was addressing jahanshah,

by negar on

i was addressing jahanshah, assuming he knows what i mean. but you're right, that was a bit too much for here :D


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عنوان این عکس؟

امیر کبیر در میدان ارک در حال خرید لبو داغ (not verified)


March of the Penguins


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"behind-the-scenes look at

by payman jon (not verified) on

"behind-the-scenes look at the making of The March of the Penguins"


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got dictionary?

by Anonymouses (not verified) on

Dear negar,
I think "piadeh sho ba ham berim" is appropriate for this sentence since some of us here are so "beesavad" comparing to you! lol : )

"nothing is sacred" is meant to promote contestation and subversion of the hegemonic discourse.


negar

what's funny about a group

by negar on

what's funny about a group of catholic school girls wearing uniforms? these girls have been marginalized enough in Iran, there really is no need for the diaspora to also marginalize them by making fun of what they have to wear to school. until about 10 years ago it was almost impossible to find a decent highschool in Tehran where chador wasn't mandatory.

on a slightly different note, quizzes like this (another one i can think of off the top of my head is a picture of ahmadinejad with a group of American school girls) encourage hypersexualization of women. almost every single "funny caption" i've read is implicitly or explicitly about sex. that reveals a lot about how these supposedly open-minded and modern respondents see women: not very different from their "backward and traditional" counterparts in Iran.

Jahanshah, as far as i understand the slogan "nothing is sacred" is meant to promote contestation and subversion of the hegemonic discourse. with these quizzes you're only further naturalizing the stereotypes and discriminations. stablizing the mainstream is way too easy. if you believe nothing is sacred, rise above "sacred" and challenge it.


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Yeah well..

by Toofantheoncesogreat (not verified) on

Anonymous123
"Nothing. Your question is funny. These are our new generation who are staying in Iran and i am proud of them. "

I liked this post the most. Had to requote it.

On the fun part:
The fascinating thing about the chador and hejab is how much time and money Iranian women in Iran use to fix their faces since thats the part shown durint courtship.

So if her face is diamond, the rest under that chador might not be jewelry... if you know what I mean..

Just giving some dating tips for some of the bald headed overweight brothas in the US that one day might order a bride from Iran!!


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FASHION TRENDS

by SALTY on

As you can see Ladies and Gentelmen, this year in fashion in Iran; Dark Black is the new Black!


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1. They are happier than

by Anonymous123 (not verified) on

1. They are happier than girls their age in US.
2. They don't get shot by their classmates.
3. They look like and act like their age.


IRANdokht

they're not pathetic

by IRANdokht on

California born and raised

you shouldn't look at them as pathetic. They are young girls who grew up in an islamic country where this is the women's uniform that is forced upon them at schools or even at home.

I am sorry you don't "feel" anything. I do feel for anyone who is restricted and not free, whether imposed by others or self-inflicted. 

IRANdokht