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Nuclear talks

Iran's chief nuclear negotiator Saeed Jalili (L) smiles before a meeting on nuclear issues with E.U. foreign policy chief Javier Solana (R) at the Town Hall in Geneva July 19, 2008. In a shift of policy, a senior US official, William Burns, was present at the Geneva talks, although he made no public comment. WRITE A FUNNY CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO.
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19-Jul-2008
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casual chat

by Miz Abdol Azim Khaneh Shahvat Panah and his dictionary (not verified) on Mon Jul 21, 2008 08:41 AM PDT

Jalili:

well, you ask me if slept well? I be honest with you it was all toss and turns and look at me, I didn't even get a chance to shave...but the all-you-can-eat breakfast was mighty fine....burp!


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Quizzes : Nucear talks: Khorma nazri

by boz boz ghandi (not verified) on Mon Jul 21, 2008 08:26 AM PDT

khorma mazeh dareh abesh hasteh dareh.
Hasan agha yeh ab hasteh dar taarof konid be in agaian.


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Jalili said:

by 1dariushagha (not verified) on Mon Jul 21, 2008 02:29 AM PDT

JALILI:OH HI EVERYONE, WHILE YOU GUYS ARE HERE, COULD YOU FIX MY GREEN CARD? YOU SEE I AM THINKING OF LEAVING IRAN VERY SOON!!

BURN: HMM, I THINK WE CAN FIX THAT, SO WHAT DID YOU BRING FOR US?

JALILI: BRING WHAT? DIDN'T ANYONE TOLD YOU I AM ON VACATION HERE?

BURN: SO ARE WE MAN , I MEANT DID YOU BRING THE BEER? SO WE CAN GO BARBECUE?

JALILIl: YOU WESTERNERS, YOU MEAN LET GO EAT KABOB?

BURN: WELL YEAH ,MAN, WHATEVER...TELL AHMADI WE COMING FOR YA REAL SOON...


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Rosie T.

quiz answer

by Rosie T. on Sun Jul 20, 2008 08:06 PM PDT

Person next to Burns:  What's the matter, cat got your tongue?

Burns :  No, I'm just shy.


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Nuclear talks

by bikar (not verified) on Sun Jul 20, 2008 09:27 AM PDT

look at his left hand ,
bejoon 3 ta azizam doorogh nemigam!


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Meeting Transcript

by PlayWright (not verified) on Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:43 AM PDT

Jalili: Ummmm, yes...the nuclear program...of course I am here to negotiate....of course I have full authority...what was it you said? The incentives package?....ummm....yes, of course we have read it...it looks very good...we only have one issue with it...could we skip the suspension bit?...

Solana: The incentives are in return for suspension.

Jalili: Oh...I didn't realize that...I think I will have to go back to Tehran to give you a reply about that...

Solana: Fellas...I think this meeting is over...he's here, the lights are on, but ain't nobody home...

Jalili: Couldn't we stay long enough for Mr. Burns to come, too? He might have a better solution...

Solana: (Laughing)...Get this joker out of here now...

(Sorry, mine wasn't too funny...there was so little that could be done with this picture.)


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ThePope

"Burns" come OOOON down & Get on the table

by ThePope on Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:24 PM PDT

Biyaa baalaa'aa....

Burns baayad berakhseh,,

Burns baayad berakhseh,,

Burns baayad berakhseh,,

aah-hhaaa,,,,,,,aa-baarikalaaaa...,

dobaareh,

gheresh bedeh....

yeh baareh digeh,,

ghorbun'e oon taraket,,,, mollaah parid roo kharaket !!!

ps: ?!!#??*!!!!~?


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Westerners dont lie.Jast trust everything they tell you

by Shah Hossein (not verified) on Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:06 PM PDT

Give us what we want then we negotiate about it.
And we also tell the world that you are afraid of us and that's why you are not making a bomb and you are not killing every one on the planet,Because of us.Then you will be known as the one who wants to blot out and obliterate,we the savers of the planet.


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Namardha.....

by Shah Hossein (not verified) on Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:20 PM PDT

Age mardead yeke yeke beain.
Chanta namard be yek mard?
Nafas Kesh?


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Jalili thinking...

by Saaboon (not verified) on Sat Jul 19, 2008 08:47 PM PDT

Look, no Hijab or nothin'; why does my zipper feel so damn tight all of a sudden? [notice his left hand!]


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gol-dust

Burns: Hurry up! Could we add your oil fields to our Iraqis?

by gol-dust on Sat Jul 19, 2008 06:06 PM PDT

Well, we cannot fight you anymore since we are tired! Could we just bomb you without the foot soldiers?

Reconquring iran's oil is a dream this time around!


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Long Time, No See Mate

by 135 (not verified) on Sat Jul 19, 2008 03:35 PM PDT

I bet you guys missed me in Langley.


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The New Edition: Upgrading

by Abol Danesh (not verified) on Sat Jul 19, 2008 02:56 PM PDT

...looks like Ahmadinejad except he seem to be more upgraded and more refined in his new skin say from Ahamdi-crude-oil to that of heavey lead regular gasoline with the gas nuzzule dripping continuously during that gap pamping at the gas station...

"Taa bozghaalleh gaav shavad dele sahabesh aab shavad"

Refinery
Refine
Refined
Refining
Refines
Fine
Fine


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It's all about Rock and Roll

by John Carpenter III (not verified) on Sat Jul 19, 2008 01:50 PM PDT

The United States and Iran meet on Nuclear talks. This will blow your mind.


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how about....

by ali1 (not verified) on Sat Jul 19, 2008 01:43 PM PDT

Jalili thought to himself: "HEHE, WE'VE BEEN STALLING THESE IDIOTS FOR 30 YEARS...WE WILL HAVE A BOMB VERY SOON, WHILE THESE GUYS THINK WE WANT TO NEGOTIATE, HAHA!"


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