Quiz

here is right answer

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اشتباه کردید اقا حاجاقا چون یادش رفته بود زیرعباش شلوار پاش کنه برای همین هم پشت میز قایم شده شاید هم تو ایران صندلی گرون شده  شاید هم حاج اقا داره یواشکی گیتار می زنه .اس این اقا حاج اقا نصف زاده است  

yeki mano as in gooti biareh

yeki mano as in gooti biareh beroon baba.

Emaam-e ghaayeb, lil bit at a time

Man ham mesl-e jadd-e bozorgvaaram daaram gheib misham, albatteh yavaash yavaash.

Slowly but surely.

Pimp my desk.

Carpenters (sitting): Haj agha bekhoda we took the correct measurement.

Sitting Bull:  so why the F^#& am I sitting on the F^#&ing floor? Hon?

Carpenters: We measured it in English system but the god dam fabricators in Ghom used the metric system.

Sitting Bull: Who is going to pay for this?

Carpenters: we'll give you 50% discount. 

His desk is not set up

His desk is not set up correctly. He needs an ergonomic evaluation; otherwise he is going to deal with carp syndrome and neck and shoulder pain!! However, his desk is perfect for playing DOLLY MOSHE with his guests! And may be that's all he does.

Hajiagha do you know what a Sitting Bull is?

Do you know of any Indian names in Canada?  By Indian I mean sorkhpoost.  Cowboys and Indians. What would be your funny caption?  Come on think of something. 

By the way, fohsh dadan has an art.  You being an artist should be able to fohsh with a flair, style.  Cut their throats with cotton.  Ba panbeh sar bebor.

Iranian.com is not as much fun as it used to be.  You have to search for good stuff in the archives section.

Besmelah-al-rahman-al-rahim. My name is:

Ayatollah Mini-Me:)

And we are planning to export these offices to Japan

Imam Jomeh: Our latest research shows that our brains are actually located next to our Arses so by sitting on the floor we increase the circulation to our vital organs.

The only design problem is that the hardwood stops other people reaching out to rub our balls when they want something.

Haji: Don't worry, I'm sure if we lobby God, we will find a way.

Two more entries

O.K. Two more and then I'll stop!  (this has been TOO funny!)

 1.  We would like three round-trip tickets to Qom.

2.  ریزه، ریزه، ریزه بالا ریزه

دستاش کوچیکه و وای کوچیکه، نمیتونه بریزه

پاهاش کوچیکه و وای کوچیکه، نمیتونه گریزه

ای دست کوچولو، پا کوچولو ممت تو مشتم

عاشقت شدم نمیشه که کشتم، عاشقت شدم نمیشه که کشتم

شانس شیرازی ها

ما شیرازی ها یک امام جمعه داشتیم اسمش آیت الله دستغیب بود، حالا هم یکی گیرمون اومده اسمش آیت الله پاغیبه.

answer here

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من میخوام واقعیت رو بگم ان وقت جی جی می گه باز فحش دادی این اخوند پشت میز داره با ....بازی می کنه...شاید هم یک بچه رو قایم کرده...

MARG BAR SANDALI

Marg bar sandali, since there's noone else left.

BTW  Party Girl, I like yours better...LOL

نمی خوام پوز بدم!

نمی خوام پوز بدم ولی میزو هستید یا نه!

  حاج آقا، پس

  حاج آقا، پس حقیقت داره که شما نصفتون زیر زمینه?!