Khomeini's
Fatwas From Beyond the Grave
Norouz
Sombol Fatwa
Fatwa #:
987,558,471,894,658,729,666,999,123,456,789,374,211,534
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The Sombol is a 'Najes' flower that radiates 'Haram' beauty.
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The 'Haram'
beauty can incite evil in the hearts and minds of men.
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Therefore the
Sombol must be covered with 'Hejab' at all times.
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If the evil
persists, then immediately seek relief
from the goldfish ...
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... as you
would from a sheep.
[Note: See Fatwa #1 for sheep Intructions]
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End Notes from
Old Style Toodehi Goldfish: "This Fatwa is obviously a Monarchist, US/Zionist
conspiracy."
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