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| APRIL FOOLS 2002 Today Main page with April Fools features Washington to establish United States of Iran U.S. appoints James Rubin as governor of Iran By Fred Goozman The Bush Administration has declared Iran's Islamic regime in violation of United States Resolution FU-UN 142 and accused that country's ruling mullahs of destroying millions of barrels of Shiraz wine. This afternoon President George W. Bush sent a letter to leaders of Congress detailing America's plans for an immediate Allied military campaign against Tehran. The President's letter, released by the White House, reads Nothing is sacred Graphic design By Sakineh Khamenei My Name is Sakineh Khamenei. I am a graphic artist with a degree from Tehran Azad University. These are my latest work for which I received First Pize in a competition at the Tehran Museum of Contemporary Arts. They are the result of numerous debates I had with my father, the Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khamenei. He believes that there are limits to how people should think and express themselves. I think he's full of crap. Tobeh I knew there and then that I would never again be the same Sarvenaz By Sarvenaz The next day I woke up to the sound of the azaan from the little Gholhak mosque around the corner and had to run to the bathroom to throw up. I looked in the mirror of the bathroom and saw an old woman... no worse: I saw a wrinkled, tired, not so old woman. I looked in the mirror again. The sound of the azaan and my tired, oh so tired face, made tears roll down my face. Who wants to marry a... Iran-U.S. reality TV deal By Niki Tehranchi Iranian-born television producer David Nasser, who has had great success in America with his two enormously popular reality TV shows, made a startling revelation in an exclusive interview with CNN's Christiane Amanpour last night. Nasser, has reportedly struck a deal to transplant his brand of TV sensationalism to the Islamic Republic of Iran. We deserve it Palestinians are bad people, very very bad people By Ali Nikseresht RAMALLAH, West Bank (CNN) -- Yasser Arafat, chairman of the PLO, and head of the Palestinian Authority now exercising self-rule in some of the West Bank and and the Gaza Strip, says no Palestinians want peace with Israel. We talked with Chairman Arafat today, now besieged in his office in Ramallah by Israeli forces. 2001 Not without my mom Reza Pahlavi is in Iran on the most important mission of his life Reza Pahlavi, heir to the peacock throne, has secretly traveled to Iran to finally carry out the most important mission of his life. The following is an interview with the prince which was broadcast live throughout Iran via satellite last night. The interview was conducted from his hideout behind the village mosque in Alasht, the birthplace of his grandfather and founder of the Pahlavi Dynasty. 2000 Albright in Tehran U.S. to reopen Tehran embassy in "early 2001" In another sign of improving relations between Tehran and Washington, U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright arrived in Tehran today for talks with Iranian leaders. This is the first official visit by an American official since the 1979 takeover of the U.S. embassy. The following is the text of Albright's interview with Iranian television. Readers reactions 1999 Iran is a great country U.S. senators say they made secret visit to Iran Senators Diane Feinstein and Barbara Boxer (both Democrats from California) appeared on a local Iranian TV station in Los Angeles yesterday and spoke about their secret visit to Iran during Noruz. The following is a transcript of their TV interview. Readers reactions 1998 Googooshgate Iranian pop star linked to Clinton scandal Transcript of an interview with Iranian pop singer, Googoosh, conducted by 60 Minutes correspondent Ed Bradley. Readers reactions 1997 Clinton: "Let's put the past behind us." U.S.-Iran talks "soon" President Clinton's message: My dear fellow Americans, Last week two packages arrived at the White House from Iran. The first package included a card signed by members of the Iranian government, wishing me and members of my cabinet a happy Noruz. Readers reactions
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