|IN OTHER WORDS
March 19, 2002
Journalists Baghi and Ganji released for a week.
A brilliant idea: Let's put their jailors in jail for a week in their place!
March 15, 2002
1) U.S. envoy urged Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon to pull his troops
out of Palestinian cities. (CNN)
2) Israeli forces completely withdrew from several West Bank city centers. (CNN)
What does that tell ya?!
March 12, 2002
Rafsanjani warns of a war of resistance in Afghanistan
I am no fortuneteller, but someone should warn Mr. Rafsanjani of a war of resistance
in Iran! Hint: It is not against the U.S.
March 4, 2002
"Khatami calls for the boycott of Israel."
Charity begins at home.
February 28, 2002
Hezbollah: Israel agrees to add Palestinians to prisoner swap
What's to add?! Does Israel imprison anyone else but the Palestinians?!
February 27, 2002
Foreign Minister Kamal Kharrazi arrived in Berlin Tuesday
What happened to the trip that the Russians abruptly canceled?!
February 26, 2002
Karzai rejects US charges of Iran's interference
Finally someone who understands Farsi!
February 25, 2002
MP Ali Mazrouie: "Despotism, most chronic disease in Iran's various
aspects of life."
Well, let's see now. Whom should we blame: The President or the Supreme Leader?
February 22, 2002
US debates how to keep the peace in Afghanistan
As my dad used to say, "It is much easier to start s
February 21, 2002
"Without Iran, the reconstruction of Afghanistan
would fail."-- EU special representative for Afghanistan
CC: George W. Bush
February 20, 2002
Total oil company chases Iran deals despite Bush comments (Reuters)
I believe it when I see the signed contract!
February 19, 2002
Answer: "The Sopranos"
Question: "What would you call Afghanistan's new cabinet?"
February 16, 2002
Rushdie fatwa renewed as tensions grow
Idiot (noun): "One who repeats an action, expecting a different result
February 14, 2002
"Shopkeepers [in Tehran] see sales soar for Saint Valentine's Day"
Don't let the Iranian government find out someone is having fun! They may go after
Saint Valentine too, as they did the newspapers, the political parties, me, you,
him, her, them, ...
February 13, 2002
"Saddam Hussein says he opposes US strikes on Iran."
Of course he does! He perhaps wants to do it himself as he did a few years ago.
February 12, 2002
"Lari Underlines Support for Arabs"
And who is supporting the "Adjams?!"
February 11, 2002
Reza Pahlavi, son of the last shah of Iran, voiced support for President
George W. Bush's designation of Iran as part of an "Axis of Evil".
Like father, like son!
February 8, 2002
Khatami: "Israel is violating Palestinians' rights."
I guess we Iranians have to be thankful in comparison. At least our rights are being
violated by our own government!
February 7, 2002
"Comedy is tragedy plus time." (Steve Allen, Comedian)
Well, in that case, what is going on in Iran these days must be a heck of a sit-com!
February 6, 2002
Ayatollah Khamenei: "All Iranian leaders have been elected by the
vote of the populous."
Well, true. But with one very major exception!
February 5, 2002
"Improvement in Iraq Ties welcomed"
Sure! Why not?! After all, what is 8 years of war and a million dead between two