Salaam Iran

Midwesty, Darius and almost everyone here know perfectly PS

well that I'm close friends with him and that I post videos back to him a lot onsite.  What I said is funny, Midwesty. It's VERY funny. I have a feeling Darius probably 'got it'.

And even if it were intended as an insult, you can't have it both ways, Midwesty. You can't come on top of me and gleefully continue insulting No Fear just because you don't like his politics-I didn't say anything about ropes-and then five minutes later come on top of me and tell me I'm ruining everybody's trip because I said something about someone that rubbed you the wrong way.  I mean you can, but you know what I mean. Anyway, Midwesty, when you post a blog like this in a community that's so divided personally and politically, especially right now because of the stricter moderation, so some people are tense about that (notice below-harrassment and account deletions being argued about), you can't expect it to go all polly-go-lightly. And you can't will it that way either.

Midwesty,you said you'd love to hear people's words about you. My words right now are that you're the one who told Jahanshah last week that as moderator he should maintain neutrality and shouldn't have said that some Muslim rap music in a video made him 'nauseous'.  Under some dinky little video in the pictory with only a handful of short comments.

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PS Now I see you said below that you want all the fights and bla bla bla, they're the real spice, and then come down on me about building campfires?? Say what?

اتو سیر جهنم

Wow Rosie, you know about window washers of the buses! That's impressive! But nothing beats WasTellit comment!

Was Rosie,

One thing is clear. We want to enjoy the ride. Poor DK is sitting there with humanbing and tell us all about modern Iranian history. Since you know how to ignite fire we put you in charge of building campfires. I think it's about time to pull over to the side of the road and let people out to get a fresh air and make some juicy Barg Kabab.

Darius's role

I just figured out last night from Shazde's fortieth blog about the IRI mozdoors here that work 24/7 ,tirelessly, in shifts, to divide the opposition, what Darius Kadivar's role is here and will be on the bus.

As I explained to Shazde, at a certain point at night, the site goes almost completely quiet, and then postings start coming in from Europe. Darius is usually first, and also the most prolific. So it is clearly Darius's' shift.

And so I figured out that the reason why Darius posts all those videos and links that some people say they find so irritating is to turn people aganst the Monarchists.  And Kadivar's role on the bus is obviously:

IRI INFORMANT.

Was Rosie,

I am afraid No Fear is much needed on the roof for now until we buy more ropes on the next stop. Using him as a window washer is not a good idea either. I can not trust him with the bucket, wiping stick and the washing liquid. He might come up with a weird combination that can have dual-use. Something like enriched washing liquid that can be used by the other travelers to wipe other travelers completely off. No, not a good idea. I feel responsible for the safety of all travelers and a nice, and enjoyable ride for everyone.

No Fear /

No Fear, you wrote: Was Rosie: Who me? what? where? when?.... Do you live in Iran?

No Fear, I believe the question I asked about whether someone came from Iran was to Sargord Pirouz. That is all I said in the post. Sargord, do you live in Iran? Please correct me if it was addressed to you. At about the same time I wrote you on another thread and told you that I was very carefully reading your I'm For Ahmadinejad Ask Me Anything blog with all eight pages of comments from last year that I had noticed but not read because I wasn't posting at the time, so that I could better understand your positions. I had articulated that pro-Ahmadinejad positions were important and needed to be understood here. I asked you a couple of questions in that post too.

I did read the whole eight pages and even though almost everyone on it excoriated you, I was willing to wait until I formulated a conclusive opinion through a dialog with you because I realized it was very hard to be clear when you were answering maybe twenty people at once. And I truly respected that effort. And I'm SURE I was one of VERY few people here who respected you for writing that blog. But you never bothered to answer my post about that blog. And now you're quoting my question to Sargord about whether he lives in Iran to make me sound like an airhead? That was a crucial political question. Is it seriously possible that you think I'm stupid? I assure you I am not.

And portraying me on the basis of five words to sway public opinion about me? Tsk tsk. Nasty nasty. That's the kind of thing people do when they set up arbitrary repressive laws, isn't it? They characterize and categorize people based on a handful of traits that don't appeal to them and then target them for censure. Thank you for implicitly answering all questions I had planned to respectfully ask you regarding your pro-Ahmadinejad position. The answer is that your opinions are irrelevant because they come from you.

 I NOMINATE NO FEAR FOR WINDOW WASHER OF THE BUS.

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Btw, Sargord Pirouz voted for Mousavi, if I correctly recall.

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ahay ahay khanoom shoofer

bezan kenar mpd savar sheh.

Anahid jan, Nazy it is...

She has my vote also. Although I've never sat in her car but I think it's an excellent quality that one keeps her/his cool in the time of difficulties.

I've never been to Lorestan. I know, it's a shame! But I've heard in the Spring, everyday, the valleys by the mountains turn different color. No wonder these people are so attached to this land since thousands of years ago, protecting our borders!

I've heard there are 29 different type of climates in the whole world and Iran by herself has 27 of them! It might be a myth or truth but we all know sometimes in a day the temperature from north to south of Iran might have 40 or more degree C difference.

So we'll have to choose our destination very carefully based on the timing. Tabriz was once called the lost Eden. Khorasan province is home to many great famous Iranians. I've never been to Abadan, but love to visit it around the Spring. I need to learn more about Khuzestan.

Dear Midwesty, My favorite travel destinations in Iran will be

If I visit Iran, in addition to Tehran, I like to visit Khuzestan, especially Abadan.  Shomal, Mashhad, and Tabriz would also be great.  I would also pay a visit to melat ghayor Lorestan.

Damet garm WasTellit!

Please add this to your list:

Kharmagas: Damet garm WasTelit!

Anahid Jan,

Are you kidding me. I love this. This is the sweetest part of any travel that makes memories, the fights, the laughs, the tears (as far as nobody is injured or roll in his own blood! ;O)). We'll all laugh at this at one point. We are all human beings and not made like machines. 

By the way if you ask me, from my limited travel experience, he might have a crush on you. Just saying!

Anyways, tell us what would be your favorite destination?

By the way who in the world is the driver? Now that's the hard part. Oh!Oh!

Sorry midwesty jan for having to do this on your light blog

Dear Midwesty, Ideally I would not want to make your light and fun blog involved with TellITLikeITIS drama but this person is a habitual offender and needs to be thought a lesson that what he is engaging on is online harrassment of another user.  When he had his previous account, at least 70% of his comments on the site were about me and he would downright lie about me and try to damage my relationship with some other users.  Once I wrote a comment about two other IC writers and I changed it and TellITLikeItis claimed that my initial comments were something other than they really were.  What kind of TellItLikeItIs is this? His name should be TellItLikeyouliketocausetrouble.

Anahid jan,

I am glad you brought this up. We'll stop by Ghazvin to do some test on WasTellit. No! not that test...I meant to see if his roo is worse than Sangepa!

Anyone wants to put his/her bet down. The money will go towards trip's wait-listed activities. 

shahanshahesmail jan,

Did I mention we were missing so many ropes on the roof rack? No Fear could use some help!?

To WasTellIt,you harrassed me on IC and you got blocked and now

To was TellIt, you harrassed me on IC for couple weeks and that is why your account got blocked.  So now what do you do? You open another account and continue your obsession/harrassment with me.  Body, when do you plan to get a life? How long do you want to be a loser in life? Vaghean porroee.

hah

this is hilarious, id be happy to go.

So long as I can bring my Qor'an , hezbollah cape , khomeini picture , allaho akbar bandana and what else....

oh yes I wave the IRI flag out the window and chant pro-government slogans.

is that a deal? 

آناهید خانم

آناهید خانم

قدم رنجه فرمودید، صفا آوردید.

پروین می‌‌سراید:

در این باغ دلکش که گیتیش نامست

قضا و قدر میکند باغبانی

بگلزار، گل یک نفس بود مهمان

فلک زود رنجید از میزبانی

بیا تا خرامیم سوی گلستان

بنظارهٔ دولت بوستانی

Midwesty, no problem with Emshi!

Please feel free to bring as much Emshi as you want, no problemo anymore......, I have survived Souri "jaan", and even Vildee "jaan",  Emshi ke sahless!

maa ham mokhleseem, good time for writing a light blog.

Souri Khanoom,

I am glad you are here. As your nickname suggests (if I am not mistaking Souri means Of Happy Occasion) we have a empty spot for a party coordinator. Would love someone to spot the best formal dinning places along the way.

چه فکر جالبی کردی, میدوستی

گر بود هم چنین توری در دیارم

می سرودم  شعری از روزگارم

می نوشتم:

آمد روز موعود و من در ایرانم

اما می بینی اسلام چه کرده

آخر اسلام در قدیم

چه ساده , چه صمیمی بود

در همین موقع کیو می گفت 

آناهید گفتی که خانت, خانوادت

کجا بود, آدرسی ده لطفأ لطفأ !

Fouzul Bashi jan,

All right bro! You can sneak out with humanbeing to do your illicit activities. But you are not allowed to take Little Tweet with you! ;O)

marhoum Kharmagas

I am puzzled why she needs a body guard in the first place. But you can call me the official clueless of Iranian.com.

I needed to ask a personal question. Does it bother you if we bring some Emshi on the bus. Since you are already marhoom it wouldn't bother you that much but when we get around Shomal we would need it badly.

Chakereem!

WasTellit(Khar)

That was awesome! I laughed loud! BTW, I didn't know your account has been blocked, LOL! Was that because I cried at the backdoor of the publisher? I didn't know I was so powerful....or maybe you were talking about someone else? As I'm not a poet....I see Anahid's name came repeatedly in your list!

Overall, that was very funny. A good sense of humor....but I regret a lot as I didn't see anything about your other half (Khar) and your true friends like ID and ebi and the other members of the gang. What's wrong with a little sense of humor? Loosen up baba, nothing wrong with that.......Or you may want someone else do this for you?

PS-The English mistakes were really subtle in your post. I truly liked them, and laughed a lot. Ziad havij nakhro, ye chizi mishi bel-akhareh :)

Good luck!

:)))

Midwesty jan, My heart says something and my stomach another. It is extremely hard to go through Iran without joojeh kebaab ;) It is hard as it is carrying Little Tweet on my shoulders on empty stomach ;) 

WasTellit,

I have underestimated you guys. If I know I would have behaved better.

Loved Sargord part. 

Excellent!

Little Tweet Jan

You are most welcome to join.

Hey everyone,

Little Tweet is joining and I am afraid  we need to adjust our food menu. Therefore to accommodate better our giant little friend from this point on the Jojeh Kabab is no longer offered.

For questions and comments please contact Nazy!

np, there's room

thanks for offering to sit with me! i was never this popular in school. you don't need a bodyguard from me! i'm harmless. there's enough room with dk if we sit in the back.

i don't mind being a human shield, however, when we go pick up fred in tel aviv as one commenter suggested. they first have to stop to pick me up...

all in good humour

lol :)))))) WasTellIt HAHA :)

That was awesome, that was :D HAHAHA  To the last dot :) 

Little Tweet:  I have already applied to be Niloufar's bodyguard, sweet chick, but you can sit on my shoulder ;)

Thanks Midwesty

May I take a ride in your bus and be Niloufar's bodyguard?

WasTellIt: That was awesome :D