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| احسان نراقی: جامعه شناس و نویسنده ۱۳۰۵-۱۳۹۱ | Dec 02 | |
| Nasrin Sotoudeh: Prisoner of the day | 46 days on hunger strike | Dec 01 |
| Nasrin Sotoudeh: Graffiti | In Barcelona | Nov 30 |
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| Abdollah Momeni: Prisoner of the day | Activist denied leave and family visits for 1.5 years | Nov 30 |
| محمد کلالی: یکی از حمله کنندگان به سفارت ایران در برلین | Nov 29 | |
| Habibollah Golparipour: Prisoner of the day | Kurdish Activist on Death Row | Nov 28 |
A new batch of presidential candidates arrive from Ali's Barn
by ramintork on Sun Jan 25, 2009 04:00 AM PSTA new batch of presidential candidates arrive from seyd Ali's cattle farm.
The animals are expected to be first shipped and vetted in Ghom before being presented to the general public.
Ali proudly stated that his animal husbandry techniques has produced the fattest, healthiest presidents to leave his barn and enter the Iranian political scene and that USA is envious of this secret technology.
Ahmadinejad:
by ThePope on Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:33 PM PSTEh, een laastikaa "tube" nadaaran cheejoori roo aab shenaavar moondeem?!!
-Ghorbaan, laastik-e "tubeless" keh migan hameen-e digeh!!!!
Okay Moishe, pass out the yarmulkehs,
by rosie is roxy is roshan on Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:55 PM PSTwe have just enough men for a minyan!
(I know, I know, it's not so funny when you have to explain it, but you need ten men to say the prayers in group in Judaism, it's called a minyan, and then they have to wear the little skullcaps, the yarmulkehs, like the ones a lot of Muslims wear too..ah, well, II guess I won't win but at least I'm laughing...)
Oh btw, MPD, he said caption, not a whole comic book! :oP
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بادی گارد....
MajidSat Jan 24, 2009 09:56 PM PST
شیطونه میگه با این مشت دنیا رو از شر این نکبت راحت کنم ها!
Brgain hunting?
by Ajam (not verified) on Sat Jan 24, 2009 08:27 PM PSTVP to Mahmood: Hey boss, for a couple of derhams more the scrap guy would've thrown in a working engine!
The story behind the captions
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:54 AM PST
"The 50-kilometer bridge is being built on the Urmia Lake, a salt lake between the provinces of East Azarbaijan and West Azarbaijan, west of the southern portion of the similarly shaped Caspian Sea. It is the largest lake inside Iran. The lake is named after the provincial capital city of Urmia, originally a Syriac name meaning city of water. Its ancient Persian name was Chichest."Here is mine:
by Multiple Personality Disorder on Sun Jan 25, 2009 11:56 AM PST.
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Ahmadinejad thinking: I wish I could take this tire home with me.
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The Project Manager on the right: I’m sorry we have to take the boat. Do you think you can give us a little more money to finish the bridge? Huh, yes?
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The body guard on top of the boat thinking: I think I see a snipper over there, over the mountains.
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The civil engineer with safety hat on the left thinking: I don’t care what they say, I’ll never grow a beard.
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The boat thinking: Why do I have to take this shit?!
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The Project Manager on the right: Don't worry about a thing sir. If we sink we’ll float in salty water.
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The mullah on the left thinking: One day this whole thing is gonna be mine, all mine.
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Ahmadinejad thinking: I have to pee, boat rides always make me wanna pee.
Agha Mahmoud, bia hamin alan
by Anonymous2222 (not verified) on Sat Jan 24, 2009 07:33 PM PSTAgha Mahmoud, bia hamin alan berim new yorko fath konim! age nemikhay begi hadeaghal ye abrooto tekoon bedeh!
Berckely Girl
by Hajminator on Sat Jan 24, 2009 07:29 PM PSTI swear to not have seen your joke before I posted mine.
Chapeau!
کشتی محمود
HajminatorSat Jan 24, 2009 07:27 PM PST
ریشو دست چپ محمود : قربان فکر نمیکنم که حضرت نوح هم موفق میشد این همه جونور و مشنگ رو تو کشتی اش جمع آوری کنه.
Quiz
by Anonymous33444 (not verified) on Sat Jan 24, 2009 06:58 PM PST1. Natars, panchar nemishim
title ?
by maziar 058 (not verified) on Sat Jan 24, 2009 06:54 PM PSTwolek az karoon ham pass mikoneh,mikhey beroonomesh ta amrika ?
Noah's Arc
by Berkeley Girl (not verified) on Sat Jan 24, 2009 06:21 PM PSTWelcome to Noah's Arc!
I tried to get two of every species, but all I could manage was an arc-ful of chimpanzees.
Oh well, let's hope Darwin was right and that if we end up as the sole survivors of planet earth, in time there could be a somewhat human race of Hezbollahis to rule the earth.