Advance Copy of Jaleho's Next Blog

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Advance Copy of Jaleho's Next Blog
by anonymous111.2
25-Sep-2009
 

I was walking down the street in Copley Square in Boston the other day and enjoying a delicious McIntosh apple when the thought occurred to me: since I am one of the most prolific commenters on Jaleho’s blogs, perhaps she will do me the courtesy of sending me an advance copy of her next blog so that I can prepare my comments in advance.  So, I picked up the phone and called her, and she was generous enough to send me a rough draft of her next blog.  She asked me not to share it with anyone, but being the sneaky person that I am, I will renege on that agreement, and will post the blog.  As you can see, it is unfinished and a bit unorganized (being that it’s a rough draft), with many notes to self, etc.  But one can get the general meaning.  So, here it is:

 

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The great Islamic revolution that happened thirty years ago, and which continues today, is the greatest achievement in human history, even a greater achievement than the invention of the wheel.   Every single person in Iran supports this revolution and the glorious Islamic Republic of Iran, even those under the age of two who are not yet toilet trained.  

Today, the glorious Islamic Republic is the greatest country in the world in all aspects of technology, agriculture, aviation, space technology and arctic research.  They even clone animals, including the ones who are members of the great president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s cabinet.  

The Islamic Republic has boldly and gloriously stood up to the expansionist Israel and Zionists (insert Walt & Mearshheimer) and has stopped the Israeli expansion into Hamedan, Kerman and Najaf Abad.  It has also stood up to Colonialism when they tried to colonize Firoozabad.  It is all about Israeli expansionism and greater Israel (insert Walt & Mearshheimer).  If it wasn’t for Israel, people would not be beaten over the head with batons in the streets of Tehran after the elections.  It was Israel, which wanted to belittle the great Islamic revolution by telling people that 500 million people did not voted for the brave Zionist killer President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (insert Walt & Mearshheimer and relate to Ahmadinejad being brave), when, in fact, they had. 

Dumb Americans are afraid of the great Islamic Revolution.  That is why they use Twitter, Facebook, XBox and Nintendo DS to create images of demonstrators in the street of Tehran.  Those images, which somehow came to life, outnumbered poor Ahmadinejad’s supporters who were going about their business buying haleem from the local “kaleh pacheh” restaurant while carrying 6 foot sticks, knives, AK-47’s and riding on motorcycles.  The sticks were obviously being carried to stir the haleem (insert Walt & Mearshheimer and relate to haleem).  That is why those brave and glorious Ahmadinejad supporters were left with no option but to crack open the skull of these tools of Facebook, Twitter and Nintendo.  The only non-dumb American is Obama, who feels colonialism in his bones.  In fact, he feels colonialism in his bones so much that it has caused permanent damage to his L-3 and L-4 lumbar vertebras, and he now has to have surgery on his back.  See what you have done to the world, you colonialists?  Shame on you.  Now the man can’t play basketball anymore.  

They should realize that this is the “evolution of the revolution” in Iran.  Juts like there was “evolution of revolution” in glorious Russia (note to self: Russians not dumb and very evolved).  The glorious president Medvedev, who so bravely stood up to the colonial tool Farid Zakaria when Zakaria was trying to make him Mousavi’s bitch, was a perfect example of this evolution.  Look at Chechnya.  Have you seen all the efforts that the great evolved and glorious Russians have to put in to make these sub-humans reach the level of Palestinian humanity so that we can finally declare them full fledged Muslims and declare that their cause is worthy of being taken up as a messianic cause like the great Palestinian nation?  What has Russia not done for these un-evolved troglodytes?  It has taken their land, leveled their homes, killed tens of thousands of them, tortured and jailed the same number, raped their women and is ruling them under an apartheid system through a puppet regime, and it has done all of this to beat the animalism out of them.  But after all that Russia has gone through just to educate these people that they cannot have their own land and they cannot practice their religion in peace (which is for their own good), and even though they are Muslims and are closer to Iran than Israel, the glorious President Ahmadinejad cannot take up their cause because they are not evolved…that, and he’s waiting for the delivery of S-300 advanced air defense systems and nuclear reactors from Russia, support at UN form Russia, etc….So, the Chechen evolution has to wait.  As opposed to Palestine which is fully evolved and is worthy of being our cause because Israel doesn’t sell us S-300’s (insert Walt & Mearshheimer and relate to Chechens not being evolved).      

The Islamic Republic is the greatest democracy in the universe, and that includes other planets in the solar system which President Ahmadinejad has visited in his Safir rocket.  Now Mousavi and his Green movement, which are entirely controlled by MySpace and Nintendo Wii, are trying to ruin that democracy by their wanting not to be killed in the streets and such.  But that poor attempt at being humans will not work.  So, you “Green” weasels, no matter how much you try to have a revolution with your Twitter, Facebook, Halo 3 or even Atari, know that you will not get far.  President Ahmadinejad is right and Mousavi is wrong.  And Ahmadinejad proved that he is right with his most powerful educational tool: tear gas. 

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che khabar e

you are probably exactly right

by che khabar e on Wed Sep 30, 2009 09:46 AM PDT

She IS aware of the ethical codes of practice and I seriously doubt she needs your intervention.  You didn't address my question either.  Is she not allowed to express an opinion like everyone else because of her profession?  That's mightly thin ice you're treading on if you take that position.  I admire your stance on abuse however and would to see your campaign against it spread out a little more... the site is riddled with abuse and attacks, not the least of which has been addressed against MD.

As for the deletions... look to the source.  That issue needs addressing as well.  Can we count on you to correct that injustice as well?  :-)


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Yaldaa

Che khabar-e, Anahid Hodjati

by Yaldaa on Wed Sep 30, 2009 09:03 AM PDT

This matter has been fully documented. My intention in commenting on this issue has been to mitigate against further harm by this lady, to the public and to herself, through the abuse of her profession. Your outrage against me does not help her, neither does it change the outcome of the investigation into this matter, which would of course, be a matter for this lady's professional regulating body.  

Indeed what would help this lady would be an expression of remorse and an apology to the target of her abuse rather than your outrage against myself, for highlighting this matter.  May I remind you that you are not acting in her best interest and I doubt whether, being aware of what is at stake, she herself would welcome your current intervention!  Ms Dadvar must be aware of the ethical codes of practice for health professionals and the responsibilities in entails.

Finally, I note that my original comment which did not contain any offensive language has been deleted, but not your responses to it! That deletion too does not make any difference to the outcome of any investigation by her professional body.  

Finally, will you excuse me for not being able to further contribute to this discussion.  However, I will continue to pursue this matter as appropriate.


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che khabar e

so, Yaldaa

by che khabar e on Tue Sep 29, 2009 02:30 PM PDT

You apparently have decided who can and cannot express an opinion.  Because in her professional life Mina is a counselor?  ooookay.  What about doctors?  Can they have personal opinions?  Or used car salesmen?  How about them?  Do they get to make personal comments? 

Mina has not offered professional advise to anyone.  She has offered her personal opinion, albeit based on her personal experience in relationships.  You don't like it?  I'd say that fits into the "so what" catagory.

And if you yourself are NOT a professional in the relationship counseling sector, you're hardly capable of making a determination of her skills.  I find YOUR synopsis of her professional behavior completely irrelevant, obviously biased and utterly worthless.

Oh, that holier than thou syndrom again. 


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Anahid Hojjati

So "Mina Dadvar" has to shut up since she is counselor?

by Anahid Hojjati on Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:34 PM PDT

I also thought Mina was going too far.  However just because Mina is counselor, that does not mean she cannot say anything bad about anyone on this site.  Indeed, it would be unfair to have her be quiet and then other people can say whatever they want knowing that "Mina" supposedly cannot say anything because she is a counselor. 


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Jaleho

Where's the latest hate blog, please?

by Jaleho on Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:25 PM PDT

I'd love to see it if it is funny, HELP!  too much to catch up after the gorgeous long weekend!

Was it another post that reveals the pathological nature of a writer who has to quickly delete the writing which was meant to be a positive advertisement, yet turned out to be a "negative" ---making a fool out of the writer?


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Fouzul Bashi

jaleh khanoum - gol gofti!

by Fouzul Bashi on Sat Sep 26, 2009 02:29 PM PDT

I can't help admire your good humor :)  

"unless Minadadvar could manage to fix her own obsession with IRANdokht, it wouldn't be wise to throw her a penny to fix your obsession with me, whadaya say?"  AnonymousIII-2 should throw his penny down the shoot for the 'psychologist' where her latest hate blog ended up this morning loooooooooool ;)


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Shazde Asdola Mirza

Very good, but it's better not to give more attention to pieces

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Fri Sep 25, 2009 09:29 PM PDT

of antique and rotten left, who can now only suck up to the likes of Ahmaghi-Nutjob and Ghazafi.

These relics of cold war have now found a long-distance refuge among the Islamist terrorists. I say long-distance, because they cannot actually go and live among the said Islamic murderers, for the fear of their worthless life.

Such decrepit junks are used to seeing the world through an East-vs.-West lens. A lens that is so darkened by hatred, which makes them praise even the blood-thirsty monsters like Ahmaghi-Nutjob.

Shame on them, now and for ever!


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anonymous111.2

Thanks

by anonymous111.2 on Fri Sep 25, 2009 09:20 PM PDT

everyone for the comments and compliments.

Jaleho: thanks again for sending me the advance copy. :-)

PS/ commenters: please no fighting on this blog.  It is meant to be light and entertaining.


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minadadvar

Jaleho

by minadadvar on Sat Sep 26, 2009 03:02 AM PDT

Actually,  I am not obssessed with your sister, Zanab.  You( you/your sister Z) ARE THE ONES WHO HAVE BEEN STALKING ME.

 


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Artificial Intelligence

Very Funny

by Artificial Intelligence on Fri Sep 25, 2009 05:54 PM PDT

You have talent!


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Anahid Hojjati

Wow, even Jaleho called your blog humorous

by Anahid Hojjati on Fri Sep 25, 2009 05:00 PM PDT

You must have done something right. I thought it was quite funny.  Especially it was funny when you added Nintendo and Xbox to list of sites which are blamed by IRI such as facebook and Twitter.


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Jaleho

Good one anonymous111.2 :-)

by Jaleho on Fri Sep 25, 2009 03:40 PM PDT

You clearly have read my blogs carefully. Thanks for your interest........ummmm, actually your case is a bit more pathological than interest, I'd say it is a bit of obsession perchance?

Maybe you can hire Minadadvar to fix your problem, I see her desperately looking for clients, all kind of clients I guess, over here, hahaha :-)

But hey, many a times the most problamatic people tend to choose psychology as their field, and one wonders "ageh bil zani, aval dar koon khodet bezan! " So I guess, unless Minadadvar could manage to fix her own obsession with IRANdokht, it wouldn't be wise to throw her a penny to fix your obsession with me, whadaya say?

Boy, at least instead of brewing an obvious case of pathological anger and jealousy, your case is benign and humorous. Next time when you're in Copley, please let me join for a cup of coffee and we'll go over details of the "Green Revolution," of course after we made sure there ain't no Zionists watching us :-)

PS. The frequency of boldface in your write up was OK, but never forget the smily. Have a great weekend.


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Faramarz_Fateh

Very funny and clever, thank you.

by Faramarz_Fateh on Fri Sep 25, 2009 03:24 PM PDT

You made my afternoon....keep writing please.


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anonymous111.2

Thanks Jamshid

by anonymous111.2 on Fri Sep 25, 2009 03:01 PM PDT

Glad you liked it.


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jamshid

I am still laughing

by jamshid on Fri Sep 25, 2009 02:47 PM PDT

I am still laughing outloud!


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anonymous111.2

BDM

by anonymous111.2 on Fri Sep 25, 2009 02:18 PM PDT

You got me!  Actually, not exactly.  I IM'ed her first, but when she didn't respond, I called. :-)


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Bitter Divorced Man

I don't believe you

by Bitter Divorced Man on Fri Sep 25, 2009 02:13 PM PDT

I don't think you called her.  I think you emailed her to ask for a copy.

:O)


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