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Hajiagha finds a girl-friend (Episode 7)
19-Nov-2009
(((three parentheses means that person is thinking to self)))
Hajiagha and Roya are going on a weekend getaway
H: What is Bed & Breakfast? They serve you breakfast in bed?
R: Not usually, not this place we’re going to
H: So why we’re not going to a regular hotel?
R: Bed & Breakfast is more romantic
H: Aahh romantic! I am very romantic! hehehe
They arrive at the B&B
H: Hello, hello, hov-r-ru, hi, hi
Hostess: Welcome to Astaneh bed & breakfast, let me show you your room
H: Thank you thank you, hi, hello
R: Stop hi and helloing so much!
H: Okay, okay, hi, hi, hello
Hostess: Here is your room and you share these 2 bathrooms with the 4 rooms in this floor
H: Share?
Hostess: Yes you share the bathrooms and there is the kitchen, also to be shared
H: This communism?
R: Haji!
R: Thank you ma’am we’ll get settled in
Hostess: Okay let us know if you need anything. We live right below your room
Hajiagha and Roya start to unpack
H: I don’t know about this place. Why they call it Astaneh? Is it Astaneh Razavi?
R: Romance Haji, try to be romantic
(((what’s romantic about this stinking old place?)))
H: Okay maybe I read you another poem
R: No not another poem please. Let’s just relax and unwind here, away from work and all that urban stress
Later that night in bed
H: Come here sweetie
R: Haji you look so sexy tonight, have you been working out?!
H: Yes, yes, I’ve been lifting weights. Mikhay barat peck biyam?!
R: No that’s ok. Just rub my shoulders
H: Do you want me to sing a song too?
R: Like what song?
H: Like Ameneh
R: Haji don’t talk
Later while getting intimate
R: Haji slower, easy, easy. This is a big old spring mattress and it squeaks loudly. The bed itself has loose parts and the headboard and everything makes noise. The hostess lives right below us too. So sshhh, quiet!
H: What? I can’t move?
R: The bed’s springs are old and bad. Hurry up
H: Why are we whispering? I like to hee haw
R: Hee haw? Of all the words you don’t understand you like this hee haw?
H: I can’t spin it like I’m a tire spinning on ice!
R: Well hurry up and finish it
H: Can your Manijeh do a little belly dancing?
R: My Manijeh is not athletic
H: Well this is NOT romantic!
R: Quit whining. Be quiet
H: We paid all this money and my Bijan is grounded?
R: I’m going to kick your Bijan in the balls if you don’t be quiet and finish it
H: Okay I’ll go side to side instead
R: Bubba be quiet!
H: Should I just leave my Bijan in there to soak?
R: My Manijeh is not basmati rice! Aslan take it out! OUT!
H: SUCKS to this bed and breakfast! Ah!
Later for breakfast
H: Why they call this country breakfast?
R: Because you need a good hearty breakfast for a day full of activities
H: Activities? Can we go back to the room and get active there? All the neighbors seem to be out of the house now
R: We can go for a walk and later tour the old town
(((I hate walking, why walk when there is a car?)))
H: I don’t like old stuff
R: It is romantic
H: Romantic again? Like shared bathrooms and squeaky bed? What are we going to do later?
R: Well we can go for a hay ride and then you can hee haw in the country!
H: Heeeee hawww
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Photo caption: Astara, by Caspian Sea
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Sara jaan looks like Esther jaan has posted some more Hajiagha!
by Anonymouse on Mon Nov 23, 2009 04:45 AM PSTEverything is sacred.
More Haj Agha Please
by sarasepidzadeh on Sun Nov 22, 2009 06:20 PM PSTPlease post some more. We will miss Haj Agha.....
Sara Sepidzadeh - All Things IRAN
Don't worry ...
by Esther on Sun Nov 22, 2009 02:58 PM PSTHajiagha is about to get more multi-dimensional! :)
Esther jaan I'd support this continued important research!
by Anonymouse on Sun Nov 22, 2009 07:11 AM PSTEverything is sacred.
Dear Anonymouse
by Esther on Sat Nov 21, 2009 06:19 PM PSTSetareh (QoDs) won't review your "Hajiagha vs. feminists" debate, but she has her sources. Don't worry, you haven't seen the last of Hajiagha! :)
Anahid jaan Hajiagha was not 1 dimensional, I had issues w/ him2
by Anonymouse on Sat Nov 21, 2009 03:27 PM PSTEverything is sacred.
Dear Anonymouse, maybe I don't have enough info on Hajiagha
by Anahid Hojjati on Sat Nov 21, 2009 10:49 AM PSTDear mouse, all I know about Haji are from his cartoons and they were really sexist . Maybe I am wrong, that has happened before.
Anahid jaan there are far more loud mouth idiots than Hajiahga!
by Anonymouse on Sat Nov 21, 2009 09:59 AM PSTNo one admits to be an idiot, although Haji sometimes did to show his humility, quite the contrary they 'admit' to know it all! And there are plenty of them around. Now who better than Haji exposed such idiocracies?!
Everything is sacred.
We may not be "seriously in trouble" but we're not getting anywh
by Anonymouse on Sat Nov 21, 2009 09:55 AM PSTWe may not be "seriously in trouble" but we're not getting anywhere! Besides whether or not we're "seriously in trouble" can be debated and there are plenty of arguments to say that we are in fact in serious trouble!
We need Hajiagha to 'illuminate our serious troubles' once again!
Everything is sacred.
Hagiagha was an idiot
by Anahid Hojjati on Sat Nov 21, 2009 09:52 AM PSTdear mouse, sorry to insult your body but Hagiagha showed in his cartoons that he was an idiot.
If he is the illumination
by Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez on Sat Nov 21, 2009 09:50 AM PSTIf he is in fact the only illumination on this web site then we are seriously in trouble. lol
The end of the world as we know it..........
Since no one is illuminating this site anymore, the honor would
by Anonymouse on Sat Nov 21, 2009 09:42 AM PSTSince no one is illuminating this site anymore, the honor would naturally go back to the one who held this honor before! His cartoons were like a lightning rod in the midst of all the dime a dozen polictical and social rantings that were/are not worth the free e-space that they were/are written on!
I'm just saying he was the one and only and until someone comes and replaces his void, no one else can claim his illumination ;-)
Everything is sacred.
illuminates?
by Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez on Sat Nov 21, 2009 07:47 AM PSTDon't you think that is a bit of a stretch there? :o)
It would not be the word that I woud have used to describe his effect on the web site. :o)
We may know more if Haji comes back and illuminates this site!
by Anonymouse on Sat Nov 21, 2009 06:52 AM PSTEverything is sacred.
Well, when is he going ......
by Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez on Fri Nov 20, 2009 04:17 PM PSTWell when is he going to get married already? Talk about Haji moving in slow motion. lol
Thanks Esther for your review! I have so many punchlines in this
by Anonymouse on Fri Nov 20, 2009 05:57 AM PSTThanks Esther for your review! I have so many punchlines in this one! I think ;-) so come one, come all, come as you are!
Notice no men ever commented in this series, other than Craig who is an American and does not count!
Everything is sacred.
As promised ...
by Esther on Thu Nov 19, 2009 06:28 PM PSTSetareh (QoDs) has completed her lit review of Anonymouse's Hajiagha archive. She was going to post it as a comment, but it has gotten too long, so she will have to post it as a blog. Anonymouse, I'm sure you know what my favorite line of HG7 is. :)
Thanks Sara!
by Anonymouse on Thu Nov 19, 2009 04:06 PM PSTEverything is sacred.
very funny
by sarasepidzadeh on Thu Nov 19, 2009 03:35 PM PSTI enjoyed your articles very much!!
ha ha
Sara Sepidzadeh - All Things IRAN
Thanks Niki and Anahid jaan I'm not making fun of him.
by Anonymouse on Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:57 AM PSTHe approved this when I went to Khastegaree for him last year in the khastegaree series. If he wants, I'll delete them all since I promised him last year.
Come on, his comeback will be fun! He is not any more obnoxious than others who roam this place already, is he? You can always ignore him. But he is our one and only! Oh and he wishes JJ to delete his cartoons. So he may not draw those type of cartoons again, if he comes back.
Everything is sacred.
My favorite part
by Niki Tehranchi on Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:32 AM PSTH: Do you want me to sing a song too?
R: Like what song?
H: Like Ameneh
Thanks for the LOLs!
I don't miss Hajiagha.Mouse,you must be looking for new material
by Anahid Hojjati on Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:11 AM PSTDear Anonymouse, this was a good one and I especially liked how you incorporated Ameneh in it. However, I disagree with you about missing Hajiagha. I don't miss his cartoons at all. I think you want him to come back so later you have more info on him to make fun of.
Finale
by Anonymouse on Thu Nov 19, 2009 07:38 AM PSTThis is the season finale and probably the series finale as well. Unless Hajiagha comes back to i.com and then maybe, given the right circumstances, another 2 or 3 final episodes.
Come back Hajiagha! We miss you!
Everything is sacred.