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Tiger Woods is now Pussy Woods (again ;-)
03-Dec-2009
Every time one of these celebraties or politicians find themselves in hot water they ask for privacy. They say it is their personal life. And every time it happens they have bested the last guy to create a situation more embarassing than that of their predecessor.
The last few that comes to mind were; NY's Governor (in charge of investigating prostitution rings) who ended up with a high priced call girl that would take Am Trak to meet you at your fancy hotel room, then it was SC's Governor who went hiking in the moutains of Argentina with his mistress, next was David Letterman who is rich but cheap enough to shack women in his pull-out sofa in his backroom dingy office before going on stage and making fun of other people's sexual escapades.
And now we have the mother of all sexual escapades (so far ;-) with Tiger Woods' wife chasing him with his most expensive golf club and breaking his Cadillac's window making him crash into a fire hydrant and then a tree in the middle of the Thanksgiving night!
Now he wants privacy. Now that it is between him and his wife and his lovers and what his lovers want to say in public! When he sent hundreds of pages of text messages and dozens of voice messages identifying himself and leaving evidence, he didn't care about his privacy. When he was witnessing NY's and SC's Govenors go down the drain and the king of jokes Letterman became a joke himself, and many before him during his few years of affairs, he didn't bother to think about the evidences he was leaving behind. He didn't care about his privacy then but now that it is out in the open, he wants privacy.
Well I tell you what buddy, chics who slept with you have a different view than you. They don't want privacy. They want publicity and money. One of them has already made some by publishing your sorry ass voice message and more are about to become rich.
I really liked Tiger and because of him I watched golf on sundays. Somehow it became soothing and relaxing. I've never played golf but he made me and others interested in golf. He was a nerd and projected a perfect image, that now he denies, who could do no wrong and besides being good on the golf court, he was good outside and selling us cars and sporting goods and projecting a family man who cried when his father died and later when he became a father himself.
He gave interviews and was always accessible. Now he says his sins are private. Well others are involved in his sins and they're not private. They're hoochy mamas and queen skanks and they can be funny! Woods himself can be funny as he has shown so far in his text and voice messages.
He reminds me a little like Oscar De La Hoya (Olympic and world boxing champion) where he posed for varios photos that he "thought" would be private. I mean come on you pose like this and not worried they'll become public? Who would take such photos?!
My recommendation to Tiger's wife would be to leave him cause he aint changing. Motherf*****r now wants to stay home and not play for the remainder of this year and probably more! Imagine him staying home now and getting on his wife's nerves! Now is the time to stay home? Sooner or later he is going to stray again and all she has done is waste her young life.
As for Tiger, I'll probably still watch him (we'll see) but will always remember him as another subject of comedy. You were so dumb to cheat on your mistress! Oh well. Your kids are young enough not to be bothered by this so we don't have to feel guilty. Why do these people even bother getting married? Why do they bother present themselves as family men?
I can't wait for Saturday Night Live to lampoon him this weekend!
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Re: good
by bumpy.be on Fri Jan 29, 2010 08:49 AM PSTGood I have also find this materiel so thanks again.
performance parts
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by yolanda on Sun Dec 13, 2009 09:55 AM PSTThank you, Mouse, for the clip....OMG! #15 now!......Nasim is very pretty!
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
Tiger's mistress #15 played by SNL's Iranian cast member, Nasim!
by Anonymouse on Sun Dec 13, 2009 09:13 AM PSTThis is a funny skit, he loved me because he text me!
//www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/update-mistress-15/1184682/
Everything is sacred.
Tiger's text messages on Thanksgiving!
by Anonymouse on Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:35 AM PSTThese are funny text messages, right before he got into the accident on Thanksgiving! He has that "family thing"! He sounds a lot like Clarance Thomas with his Long Dong Silver and pubic hair in the Coke can speech. Except Anita Hill would not have any of it! I keep thinking what was he thinking?! How stupid could he have been?
Everything is sacred.
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by yolanda on Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:27 PM PSTThank you for the update! LOL! It is funny that you said "Resume"! I think TW's wife is doing the right thing to move out and move on for the sake of the little kids and for the sake of her dignity. If it is true that TW has 9 or more mistresses, it is scary! He may catch STD's and give it to his wife! You never know! It is not worth it to wait for him! I heard one of his mistresses messed around with A Rod and Jeter also.
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
Tiger likes them naughty!
by ZOODTAR on Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:49 AM PSTGo an get them Tiger :)
Here's a list of the 10 mistresses' photos and their resumes!
by Anonymouse on Tue Dec 08, 2009 11:17 AM PSTThey are pretty much cocktail waitresses or nightclub related careers. He didn't go too far looking for women. What kind of privacy was he expecting with a cocktail waitress whose job is partly to chit chat with customers and others!
//pagesixsixsix.com/p/news/national/gal_tiger_an_animal_in_sack_ldoJNkKfYwkauBDid8grXO?photo_num=1
His wife bought a house in Sweden last week and she'll soon move out as soon as her mom is out of the hospital in Florida. If that happens I think that'll be the best for all. Tiger can go to all you can screw night clubs and practice more of his privacy and his wife can have a normal life in Sweden with her friends and family.
Their kids will also be raised as normally as possibly considering the kind of dad they've had.
Everything is sacred.
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by yolanda on Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:32 AM PSTNow 9 women are linked to TW, I heard TW's wife has moved out...I started to be a little sympathetic to TW.....I am not sure if all those women are real mistresses or they just want $$$ from TW...I watched "Count Down with Keith Olbermann" last night. He showed 2 re-enactments: one from Taiwan in Mandarin, the other from Hong Kong in Cantonese.........I guess nobody wants to do the re-enactment here, so they out-source it to the Chinese.....:O))
I feel bad for the kids! I hope TW can bounce back from all this!
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
4th amendment, 5th amendment, what's the difference?
by Anonymouse on Sun Dec 06, 2009 09:16 AM PSTEverything is sacred.
I have aways thought Tiger
by NOT_AK69 on Sun Dec 06, 2009 09:11 AM PSTI have aways thought Tiger to be a great golfer and a pompass ass, in the past; and, I find it funny now that he has proven me right, to be defending him. But, I am not defending him or his infidelity, I am defending his rights. Specifically, his 4th amendment and relative other rulings thereto. Separating the rights from the individual is something we Iranians must learn before we can ever hope to have a Democratic Iran.
You ony loose your right to privacy when you give it away and grant permission for the press to come into your private life. Tiger & etterman never granted this permission, Maddona sells admission everytime she waxes her pubs.
IMHO
AK69
When TW put his dipstick in public cars, he lost his "privacy"!
by Anonymouse on Sun Dec 06, 2009 08:20 AM PSTSame goes for Letterman. Look at it this way, pick a famous celebrity or politician, shouldn't he be thinking of what will happen to him since it has already happened to TW, Letterman and many more?
None of the individuals who got caught ever wanted publicity. They all say they want privacy, TW even called his yacht Privacy but so what? You're not a private person otherwise you wouldn't leave your private life at home with your wife and kids.
Everything is sacred.
Tiger Pimps His Caddies
by NOT_AK69 on Sun Dec 06, 2009 08:12 AM PSTI think you are simplifying the matter by generalizing and mixing individuals that do not belong in the same example grouping. True, that most celebrities would sell their souls for any media publicity and often exploit their private lives for fame and fortune. However, Tiger and Letterman are not of said faction and have always been private individuals; meaning they have always kept their private lives separate from their careers (public lives). They are two of the exceptions that never used their private lives for celebrity and fame.
I think he is entitled to his privacy on this matter and the press is entitled to try and report whatever they want. I don’t buy cars because Tiger tells me to buy them nor do I commit adultery because he did; but, I will take his advice on swinging a golf club.
PS Your blog title is a hilarious play on words. Cheers!
AK69
I've also heard there is a new fragrance called; Transgressions!
by Anonymouse on Sun Dec 06, 2009 08:01 AM PSTGet it?! The SNL skit was no where near the Tina Fey and Sarah Palin skits! Those skits are top 4 or 5 SNL skits of all time, but it was good. I just thought they'd renact the incident or maybe something in their household, not a press conference. But again there may be more next week!
Everything is sacred.
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by yolanda on Sun Dec 06, 2009 07:22 AM PSTLOL!!!!!!!! Thank you for the SNL video. It is as good as Tina Faye's Sara Palin impersonation except the fat Albert is way bigger than TW! I read more about TW last night, here is some of the highlights:
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Larger than life one day, just another sinner the next!
There surely has never been one who went from virtual deity to an over-used punch line over-night!
It is not very romantic to hear you have to use 50 million to save your marriage!
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thanks,
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
Here's the SNL skit on Tiger Woods! So so
by Anonymouse on Sun Dec 06, 2009 06:43 AM PSTI thought it'be a lot better. They had enough material. Maybe they'll do better after we hear some more this week! The Salahis stole the opening skit!
//www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/tiger-woods-accident/1182383/
Everything is sacred.
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by yolanda on Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:37 AM PSTHi Mouse,
I am praying that nobody will feel offended. If they do feel offended, I may have to flag my video and force IC to take it down. :O) As you know, I don't want offend anyone here.
If Tiger Woods feels offended, I am not going to do anything! :O)
Thanks for letting me embed the video...I just learned the skill several days ago.
Apparently TW's scandal is big news in China and Taiwan 'cause he is a quarter Chinese.
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
That's a funny re-enactment! In chinese no less!
by Anonymouse on Sat Dec 05, 2009 08:24 AM PSTI replied to your comment, people shouldn't get offended, this is public doman in youtube. If they get offended it is their problem not anyone elses'! Thanks for the clip!
Everything is sacred.
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by yolanda on Sat Dec 05, 2009 07:19 AM PSTI saw this clip on "Count down with Keith Olbermann", the video was made in Taiwan, it is a so-called re-enactment of the car crash, it cracked me up. Olbermann showed this video 3 days in a row in his show:
Please do not "reply" to this post. If people feel offended, I can remove this video.
Thanks,
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
Faramarz jaan the Tiger Woods video game is very funny! LOL!
by Anonymouse on Sat Dec 05, 2009 06:37 AM PSTEverything is sacred.
LOL @ crouching tiger
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:59 PM PSTit's even more funny because he is half chinese. although someone else claims he's filipino. not sure.
Crouching Tiger, hidden dragon now out in the open! LOL
by Anonymouse on Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:59 PM PSTAre there photos out there?? Soon we'll get to see his hidden dragon with a ring around it! LOL!
Everything is sacred.
By the time his kids grow up, he'll be a full pledged Don Juan!
by Anonymouse on Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:47 PM PSTEverything is sacred.
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by yolanda on Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:42 PM PSTIt sounds like a scandal of the century. I wonder how and when this saga subsides? It is so sad! I wonder how he will explain all this to his kids......I am pretty sure that kids will read his biography when they grow up......the biography will mention this episode for sure.....this episode will overshadow his accomplishments, the barriers he broke, and the records he holds..........sad! He may need (have) to apologize again like Bill Clinton...
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
He could have bought a brothel instead of visiting one!
by Anonymouse on Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:17 PM PSTEverything is sacred.
he has two children, right? and he paid how much to these women?
by I Have a Crush on Alex Trebek on Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:14 PM PSTi heard that he is negotiating a confidentiality agreement with these women so that they won't hvae press conferences announcing how good or bad he is at sex and whether he likes to makeout with rubber chickens to climax.
anyway i feel sorry for his kids. he is dishing out millions to these women (how many are there?!) and this is money he could have put away for his children's comfortable futures. if he knew anything about business he would have visited a brothel in reno and been done with it.
How did TW "pull if off"? Like a dumb ass! a stupid dumb ass!
by Anonymouse on Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:10 PM PSTHe will always be remembered for this and not any record that he may break or anything like that anymore.
Anybody would have an affair with him and would do whatever he wants to do like "keep it a secret"! wink! wink! He is crying his ass off in his voice message to that hoochi woman that please pllleeease, pretty puleaase take your name off the phone because my wife is going through my phone.
And there are more women, some of them are not coming out but they will eventually, when the money time is right! This last case his agent flew the new mistress from NYC to Australia so Tiger could put his dip stick in and check the lubrication! Australia?! why not get a girl from there who doesn't know you? You want privacy screw a woman who doesn't have a TV in another country, not las vegas and NY!
He is such a dumb ass! His nerd roots are what got his dip stick stuck!
Everything is sacred.
The only person really laughing is Phil Mickleson
by KB on Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:51 AM PSTThe world number 2 (golf player) is rubbing his hands...
Back to the fun stuff:
How the f*** did he pull it off though? I mean the affairs. He is the most recognizable face/person in the world, so where would he have met these women? hotels? restaurants? or at his homes for a shag?
Good article Mouse, enjoyed it, agree with it.
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by yolanda on Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:49 AM PSTTW is 25% black, 25% Chinese, 25% Thai, 25% Indian
//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_Woods
Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)
"Cactus in the Desert"
Marge jaan excuses & ventilations from all sides, part of d fun!
by Anonymouse on Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:34 AM PSTEverything is sacred.
Haroomzadeh!
by Kamran Ramyar on Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:19 AM PSTWhat do you expect from an iligitimate product of a liaison between a black Army private and a Filipino whore. You say he is a good athelete...I say so what if he can swing a golf club. If my father took me to golf courses from the time I was 3 and forced me into swinging a golf club..... well then I would be no less than Tiger. Tiger ought to agree to castration so he could devout all his thoughts and energy to the only thing he is capable of doing in life....PLAY GOLF!