Ari Siletz

So funny

Iranians are genius.

Shocking revelations, folks!

1. Khamenie has leukemia

خامنه
ای به سرطان
خون مبتلا
است

بر
اساس یکی از
اسناد
منتشرشده
توسط سایت ویکی
لیکس، یکی از نزدیکان رفسنجانی
خبر می دهد که 
خامنه ای به
سرطان خون
مبتلاست و بیش
از چند
ماه
به عمرش باقی
نمانده است. این
سند می افزاید
که رفسنجانی
با اطلاع
یافتن
از
این وضعیت،
تصمیم گرفته
که دیگر علیه
خامنه ای
فعالیت نکند و
منتظر شود که بیماری،
روند طبیعی
خود را طی
نماید

//www.kanoon-zendanian.org/DOCuments%28htm%29...

1. Women world over have voted Ahmadinejad

Man-of-the-Year 2010.

Small but cranky. ;o)

Fill your own? I tried, but cann't top yours, Hoshang & Divaneh'

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wow, divaneh and Hoshang, you are good

what you guys came up with is great. All I could think of were two not so funny ones. One was:

1. According to the leaks, Khomeini and his family used to eat Choclate which was present from world leaders and some had alcohol, but according to Khomeini, that was Ok, since they were not sure of it.

1. Ahamdinejad and Mashayie

while in private put on make up, wear dresses and call each other: habibe maan, azize maan, laziz maan,...

Thanks Ari

That was very funny. Here is what I heard.

- With less people attending the Friday prayers, IRI has plans to import thousands of monkeys from Indonesia to add to the existing ones and fill up the venues. 

SARGORD

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT LAUGH AND HAPPINESS IS FORBIDEND IN ISLAM, DON'T GET YOURSELF OUT OF YOUR BOX.

ISLAM FORBIDS YOU FROM PARTYING, SMILING, LAUGHHING, HAVING FUN, RIDING BICKE.

BUT ALLOWS YOU CRY,CRY,CRY AND CRY AND CRY. TILL YOU DIE.

Majid jaan, thanks for posting the document

I had never seen this before and it was very interesting.  Wow, I had always suspected that the Sheytan bozorg may want to buy Mousavi and Kharb kari dar Iran.

Anyway, thanks for the link as I had missed it when it came out first.

Mehrdad

No offense, but I didn't

No offense, but I didn't think this was funny. I didn't even manage to crack a smile.

Too bad, too. I enjoy a good laugh. 

Very creative Ari jan, very funny

Dear Ari, thanks for your blog. It is funny.

An authentic document

An authentic document surfaced providing undeniable proof that green movement leaders were in fact under cover US agents and got paid for last year's uprising.

Ari Siletz a la David Letterman!

Ari Siletz a la David Letterman!

You should start a "Bist So'aali"!

And the IRI judiciary just

And the IRI judiciary just issued an arrest warrant for Keyhan editor who published the leaked document and he is under investigation for having cheated in his daily prayer by two rokats in both afternoon and evening payer, reducing the total daily prayer to only 55 a day. The reporter is also under investigation for having sex with his wife in their home.

Mehrdad

Priceless, Ari now that's funny!!!

*- A Top secret memo shows that Mousavi and Karoubi were for a long time in close contact with and on IRI payroll.

BTW, great sense of humor aziz. why were you hiding it ;o))))

Funny

And creative!

Document 84900-321

10.  Document 84900-321 reveals that Islamic Republic of Iran regularly monitors exchanges on the questionable website Iranian.com, where agents from IRI, Mosad, and other states' secret services routinely gather and converse and cuss on a daily (and sometimes hourly) basis . 

Asked whether any good information had ever emerged from the listening post, the IRI operative in charge (name witheld) explained to an undercover agent: "Who cares?  I do this for its sheer entertainment value.  Ki-beh-ki-eh?  To be safe, though, I don't let my supervisors know that I am addicted to this junk.  Instead, I not only put in a valiant presence on the said website, discussing and cussing vigorously, I provide copious reports in multiple copies about the things we have learned from the zionists' behavior today.  Masha'allah, it has worked so far, and as for the future, khoda bozorgeh (code name for sikkim-khiari operations currently in full swing within the IRI)."