Ari Siletz

Ari jaan, your site is hell bent in denying me my Jearlet

I tried your recommended diplomacy

Is my beautiful wife going to be kind enough to buy me a learjet?

No, bite as much as you can chew

Mehrdad

Bavafa, a little diplomcay!

Is my beautiful wife going to be kind enough to buy me a learjet?

Yes, indeed!

This site sucks

I ask a question and the answer was much to my dismay

The question was:

Is my wife was going to buy me a Jearlet (i.e Learjet)?

NO, it is not good for your health

This was certainly the answer I had hoped for!!!

Mehrdad

Clever exchange Ramintork!

Am I going to die, ever?

You can do anything. ( apparently to die is one of life's personal acheivements! at least on that we are all equal)

Really Fun, I did my own questions

Will Iran be Free? Absolutely not. ( must be a conspiracist software)

Would I continue to work like a slave for Investment banks?

Baby, you've got me totally sprung. Yes! ( Alas this tragically sounds very true, if I'm fortunate enough to keep the job!)

Does anyone like my Art work?

Yes, if you work hard at school. ( I'll keep doing in the style of DaGod school).

Am I going to die, ever?

You can do anything. ( apparently to die is one of life's personal acheivements! at least on that we are all equal)

If Jesus shows up with Imam Zamam would he lead?

Yes, my dear. ( at least this sounds more promising!)

Is my boss from a different star system?

Certainly. ( As I suspected!) 

MM, Faramarz should just say no to mehriyeh

even though we joked about it in Faramarz's past blogs that we will be on his Khastegari team, but Faramarz should not go for Mehriyeh. Nor should he want Jahizieh. These are all so old fashioned. Besides, Faramarz just wrote that he is in love, he did not write whether he is ready to say Goodbye to being single.

MM, asked Hafez about Osama's last thoughts

دمی با غم به سر بردن جهان یک سر نمی‌ارزد         به می بفروش دلق ما کز این بهتر نمی‌ارزد
به کوی می فروشانش به جامی بر نمی‌گیرند         زهی سجاده تقوا که یک ساغر نمی‌ارزد
رقیبم سرزنش‌ها کرد کز این به آب رخ برتاب         چه افتاد این سر ما را که خاک در نمی‌ارزد
شکوه تاج سلطانی که بیم جان در او درج است         کلاهی دلکش است اما به ترک سر نمی‌ارزد
چه آسان می‌نمود اول غم دریا به بوی سود         غلط کردم که این طوفان به صد گوهر نمی‌ارزد
تو را آن به که روی خود ز مشتاقان بپوشانی         که شادی جهان گیری غم لشکر نمی‌ارزد
چو حافظ در قناعت کوش و از دنیی دون بگذر         که یک جو منت دونان دو صد من زر نمی‌ارزد

Faramarz - Happy for you.

Do you still want us to negociate the term of your mehryieh? 

Ari, This site is fun. 

Ari,

This site is fun.  Probably as good as the fal-e Hafez fortunetelling sites (*). But, you and the other commentors asked the good questions already.

(*) //payvand.com/hafez/ or //www.falehafez.com/

Roozbeh, only yes/no questions

Higher than 63?

You'll get whatever you want, unless you are currently dating someone you don't love.

Explaining the meaning of this answer is really Faramarz's territory.

Faramarz

Happy for you and a bit envious that you got to her first.  A bit of advice though, if you hear a helicopter make up with her right away no matter whose fault it was.

According to your fortune telling SW, what are the chances of..

که دکتر مموت (جیگرش رو برم) و رهبرش، دور از چشم کور خس و خاک ها، مجاهدین منفور و کرم‌های یهودی اینترنتی، و به برکت ساندیس خور های لوس آنجلس نشین  نیاکی یکی‌ دو تا  بمب تخمی (ببخشید هسته‌ی) از پاکستان یا این کمونیست  های منفور کره شمالی بخرند، قبل از شهادتشون یا فرار پر شکوهشان به سوریه یا مسکو؟

Ari

Jennifer Aniston is not my type at all. She reminds me of all those sorority girls at Kappa House that used to ask me and my friends, when we crashed their parties if we were Greek (fraternity sorority system) and we innocently would say that we have been to Athens!

But I have to admit that I have found the woman of my dreams and as of last weekend, and she is available!

She is kind and giving. She doesn’t mind living in a cave or a villa in Abbotabad! She is not into shopping. She is not on the phone all the time gossiping and she takes a bullet for her man!

I am in love, finally!

Will Jennifer Aniston's new boyfriend be Iranian?

You have no idea how completely positive I am that this will take place.

Anyone we know?

Definitely

Faramarz?

Are you kidding? That is absolutely absurd.

Admin?

Baby, you've got me totally sprung. Yes!

Some questions from me and answers I got

Should I cook more?

No, unless you are a Democrat.

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will i ever go to Iran while IRI is in power?

I'm afraid I am going to have to say no.

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Will I ever write a masterpiece poem?

Yeah, baby!

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Will Jennifer Aniston find a good man?

Yes, my dear.

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Will Us recover from it economical problems in two years?

Yes, but you'll regret it.

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Will Fred post only one blog on IC one day?

Unless today is Wednesday.

Wikineaks

XXXXX.....(((()))))

unɟ s,ʇɥƃıu ʎɐpɹnʇɐs

xxxxxxxxxxxx......../////////

wow, very funny

Thanks Ari. This is funny. My favorites are: 

Are you in love with Maryam Rajavi?
I can't tell you firmly enough--YES!!

Will IC comment abuse policy change for the better?
When the dinosaurs come back to roam the earth.

Will dinosaurs ever come back to roam the earth?
Absolutely.