Ari Siletz

Economics for pre-schoolers!

Just take the bottle and the cork and sell it!

I bet you get more than the one coin you put in!

Pushing in the cork

could that be equivalent, in part, to targeted sanctions?

Ari

1. The "cork" would have a hole in it big enough to get the coin out.
2. You use a 4th spacial dimension. To visualize it imagine a 2-dimensional circle  in X-Y dimensions. Put a smaller circle in it. You can remove the smaller circle without breaking the larger one by simple moving it "up" in the Z dimension.
3. Ask Scotty to beam it up.
4. Based on Quantum Mechanics if you wait long enough the coin will "tunnel" through solid class or cork.

Immortal Guard

If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without
taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?
 

دوستی‌ خاله خرسه هم به همین شیوه بود

... فقط خرس نادون بجای هفتیر، یه سنگ گنده داشت!

Reader1

Cool variation! Yes, war and sanctions may even feed the IRI.

Ari: Inspired by your sketch ..

Inspired by your sketch, I created an aftermath sketch. Don't know  how to paste it here but it can be viewed at:

//www.flickr.com/photos/56182439@N03/5196356076/

As you can see, my drawing talent sucks buy heeey ... I am just an humble reader.

This is great

But I wonder if it would or could be modified in such way to reflect the recent history of US in relation to their foreign policy planning/action.

I don't know how to embed a pic in my comment but this is what I am thinking:

how about putting the word "Iran" on the fly and "US" above the eyebrow where it says "Iran"

Mehrdad

Is that a gain just a puzzle?

Is that again just puzzle?

//iranian.com/main/blog/ari-siletz/fishy-...

یک تیر و دو نشان

Bery, bery good, Ari!

Just point the pistol down, about 60 degrees for a surgical hit! You will save the fly and scare the bastards!

Ari - simply brilliant

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Nose job

Maybe collateral damage could actually do some good and correct that trunk down to a nose!

Seriously though, the bullet in that chamber would be heading straight to the brain. It's overkill. Stupid. Criminal.

Apology

Ari, I apologize for the mistake in your name. The "edit" function is not available so it won't let me fix it.

VPK

You are spot on about Backmann and Lehtinan but they dont really hate Iran. They just dont care for her and whatever happens to its people.   As their own domestic policy adventures are witness, they dont really have much expertise on anything. Bachmann for one is a populist and is famous for her demagoguery.  they are simply delusional in thinking that supporting MEK and helping bring a military conflict will somehow bring democracy to Iran.

From what I understand, people like Palin, McCain, Graham, Lieberman are also in the same category.  

VPK

Would be a great laugh line in a British political comedy.

Darius: LOL on reconstruction pun. If the only thing that gets blown off is the nose, the most experienced surgeons to fix it would be Iranian I suppose.

MKO

Ariz jan sorry to crash the party. But I am sahar khiz and saw this.

Michele Bachmann and Ros-Lehtinan are nut jobs. Although the real nut job is Bachmann. But I wonder why two right wing "Capitalist" Christian nuts support a "Marxist Islamic" gang? I will propose some ideas but like to hear from others:

• They are too stupid to get it. Bachmann is dumb as dirt. But is this really the reason?
• They want to use MKO as "foot" soldiers against IRI then dump them in favor of a USA approved viceroy.
• They hate Iran so much they want to support the absolute worst goons. Maybe that is it.

Moosir khan and others what do you think?

I've Always Recommended Surgical Re-Construction instead ;0)

The Medical Term Being ... 

ROYAL RHINOPLASTY: Stephen Fry On The Imperfections of the Monarchy and Why It Should Be Preserved

Better known as ... Restoration !

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNBFTWXz5_Q

ditto ...  

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=djArOFSkhD8&feature...

MOOSIRvaPIAZ, no problem again

dont want to ruin your blog post Ari but..

speaking of sanctions, surgical strikes, it was the topic of conversation in a recent neoocn hosted event in which crazy republican congresswoman Michele Bachmann recognized MEK has the true Iranian freedom group, suggested removal of the cult form the terror list, James Wooley talked about how today is 1930s and Iran is Nazi Germany and we should not appease the regime and strike them militarily until revolutionary guard is destroyed for good (Fred would love him). other noteworthy speakers were so called ex-CIA Iran agent reza khalili who shows up every once in a while to write op-eds for neocon magazines and foxnews and keep himself relevant and important (with that famous mask he has and the modulated voice). he scare mongered a bit more, while Kenneth Timmerman, best friend of iranianlobby owner and MEK operateve Hassan Daei called for the creation of a focus group for the US government to search for regime agents in America (presumably what they are really looking for arent regime agents but NIAC and other anti-war anti crippling sanctions groups who stand up for Iranian-American interests in being against their warmongering pro-MEK policies).

No problem comrade

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ناس . (ع اِ) اسمی است که برای جمع وضع شده مثل قوم و رهط. واحدش انسان است

refers to this blog.

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