Surfing the web for international beer ratings, I ran into Delster by Iran Behnoosh Co. The beer can says “non alcoholic” in both Farsi and Arabic. It better be non-alcoholic; the Mostazefan foundation is a 63% shareholder. Sadly, Oil Company retirees hold only 1.3% of the company shares or Iran Behnoosh may have been steered in the direction of sneaking a bit of real beer into the brew. As one beer taster on the site says, “Open up, add yeast, let it sit for a week and try again.” Good fermentation advice!
Others on the site compare the flavor to dishwater, cardboard and paper, though one commenter says the sweet taste is a welcome alternative to mint tea at mealtimes. I wonder what part of Iran he/she was visiting. I have rarely had mint tea served during Persian meals. Maybe he mistook doogh for Persian tea. Suspicious that the negative responses were politically motivated I searched under some American non-alcoholic beers. Coors non-alcoholic drew the following comment: “Pours a clear piss yellow hue with a medium head that dissipates, leaving a scrim of foam full of big ugly bubbles…overall very bad.” There goes my conspiracy theory.By the way, the Lagunitas IPA they make near my hometown in California has pretty good ratings. Here’s one comment I quite agree with: “Pours with a golden body and a white head. Floral hop aroma with lots of tangerine. Some orange blossom honey too as well as perfumey notes. Taste is hoppy, citrus, tangerine, kumquat and fresh honey biscuit dough. Body is light and thin (in a refreshing way). Very sessionable.” Living in the diaspora has its advantages.
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آبجو بدون الکل؟Majid
Mon Oct 25, 2010 09:23 PM PDT
آری جان، از قدیم گفتن «گر جهنّم میروی مردانه رو»!
حیف این مائدهء بهشتی نیست که ذبح اسلامی بشه؟ یکی بی الکلش میکنه! یکی «لایت»ش میکنه! اینو نباید انگولکش کرد داداش!
فقط باید ٤٥دقیقه (نه بیشتر) گذاشتش تو فریزر و بعد باهاش حال کرد! همین! والسّلامُ مِنَ التَبِعَ الهُدی!
Ari Jaanby Khar on Mon Oct 25, 2010 07:46 PM PDT
ever since I have seen you on IC I thought your name: "Ari Siletz" is a Kosher and nice Jewish name aziz, and speaking of Khatneh, it makes your name that much more Jewish :-)
Thanks for the blog, but nothig beats the real Beer, Cheers & Be-Salamati!!!
sargordby iamfine on Mon Oct 25, 2010 07:36 PM PDT
I misunderstood you all the way along. I thought you would not touch beer because of your affiliation with the IRI. My bad. I am glad you are one of us.
آری مخفف ارسطو.Anahid Hojjati
Mon Oct 25, 2010 01:09 PM PDT
dear Ari, your parents must have been very smart people, they named you
and it fits. On many people, this name would be too ambitious but on you, it is just right.
Some repliesby Ari Siletz on Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:42 PM PDT
Comrade: Nothing yet on an RP interview. I should try harder. By the way there are some great winter beers, typically mealier with a higher alcohol content. Both Sierra Nevada in California and Samuel Adams in Boston make winter ales and stouts that sell well around Christmas time. And I've always thought of Guiness a cold weather beer.
Darius: Thanks for the French beer link. You probably go to Belgium for the master beer touch, however, trusting your wine to French expertise. Picking a bar fight, French wine is almost as good as California wine ;)
All-Iranians: Thanks for the great link to Dr. Sadat-Noury's blog on Iran's beer history.
Ari Jaan, mint tea is served commonly in Morocco and Egyptby Bavafa on Mon Oct 25, 2010 07:02 AM PDT
I don't know of any other country that has this custom but in Morocco they drink mint tea only.
P.S. Welcome back. We missed your comments/contribution on IC.
Good Observations Ariby All-Iranians on Mon Oct 25, 2010 06:19 AM PDT
And here is a LINK to the "Evidences for the Brewing Beer and Making Wine in Ancient Iran":
Burp-less beerby comrade on Mon Oct 25, 2010 03:24 AM PDT
A good blog, even on a subject suited for mid-summer.
Any update on your anticipated interview with RP? Or is it kind of none-of-your-business-boy kinda thing?
Never increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything.
Interesting Blog Ari Jaanby Darius Kadivar on Mon Oct 25, 2010 01:12 AM PDT
The Only Non Alcoholic Beer I heard of in Iran was dubbed Abjoo Eslami.
In France we have a brand called "Tourtel":
SPink How do you conciliate Drinking Beer with Your endorsementby Darius Kadivar on Mon Oct 25, 2010 01:09 AM PDT
of IRI Laws which forbid the same luxury to your own Brothers and Sisters back home ? ...
Oh Right I forgot you Ain't Iranian ...
کلاه مخملی، میم میمAri Siletz
Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:50 PM PDT
آری مخفف ارسطو. این آمریکاییها تا یک لغت را ختنه نکنن زبونشون دورش نمیگرده. سیلتز هم به اصطلاح اسم مستعار هست. اسم یک قبیله سرخ پوست که که از بس زور شنیدن و اینور اونور بردنشون همه الکلی شدن.
میم میم، خدا بیامرز عمو ناصر ما میگفت مست نماز نخوندی تا ببینی چه کیفی میده.
یکی بهم گفت:MM
Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:41 PM PDT
یکی بهم گفت: قدیمها تو خونه نماز میخوندیم، بیرون مشروب میخوردیم. حالا دیگه فقط برعکس شده. بیرون نماز میخونیم، تو خونه مشروب میخوریم.
آری (؟)کلاه مخملی
Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:29 PM PDT
برادر، اول به ما بگو این چه اسم ایرونیه :) !
دوما، تو هر گونه آب جو و عرق و غیره می خوای، به من گو، کارتا را میندازم - شلاق ملاقم بی خیال - نصفه این بچه آخوندا تو این کارن .. :)
ما زمان شاه، عرقا بالای میز می خوردیم - حالا مجبوریم بریم زیر میز - خر همون خره، پالونش عوض شده .. :)
زنده باشی ... !
If memory serves me right,by Sargord Pirouz on Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:28 PM PDT
If memory serves me right, my dad poured me an Iranian beer at a restaurant in Tehran, circa 1975. He was funny about things like that. Back then, as a teenager, I thought beer tasted weird. And it made me feel even weirder.
But later in life I grew to appreciate the taste, to the point of over-appreciation!
beer chatby Ari Siletz on Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:15 PM PDT
Say hello to your Lagunitas rep friend. Back around '00 were the good days when Lagunitas opened its brewery in Petaluma, CA to the public. For $5 you could drink all you could handle. Their barely wine (11% alcohol, I think) is still to die for, though you have to wait for the season
Kolah Makhmali, not only is hame joor available they actually deliver to your door. The drinking tradition--as I understand it--is that whoever buys the round also has to take all the shallaagh if caught.
You do know, Ari, that beerby Sargord Pirouz on Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:53 PM PDT
You do know, Ari, that beer was invented in Iran.
BTW: I used to party with the Lagunitas rep for the bay area, circa '00. I still have a wooden Lagunitas ad board of a woman posing next to a car. I'll have to dig it up sometime.
همه جور آب جو و عرق تو ایرانست ... ! :)کلاه مخملی
Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:50 PM PDT
اینا مسخره بازیه ... !