darius

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که با لهجه بریتانیائی ریدمون زد. بسیار موزون بود.

Could not stop myself posting this comment

I know , it is not the pleasant way to start a Sunday morning .It is

only 8:25 a.m and I am laughing so hard and loud . I hear my son saying,

What is going on Mortal, this is a term my 9 years old son uses when he plays The Star War with me .Any how, this is comment by a Britt guy which I couldn't stop myslef from posting it .

ye i wanna see some different types of shit tbh like these ;

Ghost shit
The kind where you feel the shit come out, but there is no shit in the toilet.

Clean shit
The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet shit
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped,
so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so
you won%u2019t ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave shit
This happens when you%u2019re done shit-ing and you%u2019ve pulled up
your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to shit some
more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-shit
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Gassy shit
It%u2019s so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking.
Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log shit
The kind of shit that is so huge you\%u2019re afraid to flush without
first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn shit
Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-shit shit
The kind where you want to shit but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap shit
That%u2019s where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks shit (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

Liquid shit
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican shit
It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise shit
You%u2019re not even at the toilet because you are sure you%u2019re about to fart, but oops%u2026%u2026.a shit!!!

The Dangling shit
This shit refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are
done shit-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

lol :D

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