دو باجناق سوار بر خري بودند،يکي از آنها برعکس نشسته بود...پرسيدند چرا برعکس نشستي؟...گفت: .... خر را ببينم،بهتر از پشت گردن باجناق است !
********************
یه روز یه ترکه توی کو... زخم میشه میره دکتر و دکتر هم یه پماد بهش میده که مصرف کنه . ترکه پیش خودش میگه محرم تر از باجناق کسی نیستش بهتر که پماد باجناق بماله
بعد از یکی دو بار واسه باجناق یه کاری پیش میاد میره مسافرت. ترکه با خودش میگه بهتر از خانمم که محرم تر کسی نیست .خلاصه خانم که داشت پماد می مالوند , ترکه میگه : خانم شما دستاتون کو؟ زنه میگه خوب یکی رو شونته با اون یکی هم دارم پماد میمالم. ترکه میگه پس باجناق که هر دوتا دستش رو شونم بود با چی پماد می مالید
*********************
رشتیه شب عروسیش بوده، رفیقش میبینه داره دم حجله قدم میزه. بهش میگه: بابا برو تو عروس خانم منتظره، چرا اینجا واستادی؟!رشتیه میگه: والله ما یه بفرما به باجناق زدیم، رفته تو هنوز درنیومده
****************
رشتيه به باجناقش ميگه خجالت نميکشي؟ باجناقش ميگه چرا؟ رشتيه ميگه :آخه زنم خالکوبي عکس زنتو رو شکم اصغر آقا ديده
***********************
Recently by ebi amirhosseini | Comments | Date |
---|---|---|
Simin Daneshvar: Influential author has died | 22 | Mar 08, 2012 |
ایران 1973 | 5 | Oct 18, 2011 |
حافظ | 1 | Oct 12, 2011 |
Person | About | Day |
---|---|---|
نسرین ستوده: زندانی روز | Dec 04 | |
Saeed Malekpour: Prisoner of the day | Lawyer says death sentence suspended | Dec 03 |
Majid Tavakoli: Prisoner of the day | Iterview with mother | Dec 02 |
احسان نراقی: جامعه شناس و نویسنده ۱۳۰۵-۱۳۹۱ | Dec 02 | |
Nasrin Sotoudeh: Prisoner of the day | 46 days on hunger strike | Dec 01 |
Nasrin Sotoudeh: Graffiti | In Barcelona | Nov 30 |
گوهر عشقی: مادر ستار بهشتی | Nov 30 | |
Abdollah Momeni: Prisoner of the day | Activist denied leave and family visits for 1.5 years | Nov 30 |
محمد کلالی: یکی از حمله کنندگان به سفارت ایران در برلین | Nov 29 | |
Habibollah Golparipour: Prisoner of the day | Kurdish Activist on Death Row | Nov 28 |
Thank You
by bajenaghe naghi on Mon Dec 22, 2008 05:58 PM PSTdarius jan, american wife jan and kaveh jan thank you for your birthday wishes and lovely videos. i am touched.
BN jaan
by Kaveh Nouraee on Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:01 PM PSTHave the happiest of birthdays, and I wish you all the best , not just in the coming year but in all the years to follow.
Happy happy birthday!!!!
by American Wife on Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:42 AM PSTto another great Sagittarean! Hope it was full of fun and laughter!
bajenaghe Jan Happy Birthday ;0)
by Darius Kadivar on Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:46 AM PSTHappy Birthday bajenaghe Jan,
So you are a Sagitarius like me too ;0)
Enjoy your BD and X MAS to the Tilt
DK
Thank you
by bajenaghe naghi on Mon Dec 22, 2008 08:21 AM PSTThank you ebi jan for taking so much time posting such great jokes and video. i can not imagine how you found all these bajenagh jokes and the video. i loved them all sepaas haaji jan. also thank you nazy jan irandokht jan khar jan souri jan and arash monzavi kia jan for being so nice and generous with your time to wish me happy birthday and posting such great videos.
Happy birth day BN jaan
by Arash Monzavi-Kia on Sun Dec 21, 2008 03:33 PM PSTHope the coming year will be filled with joy for you and yours.
Happy Birth Day dear Bajenagh
by Souri on Sun Dec 21, 2008 06:56 AM PSTWish you a year full of happiness, health and success.
Dear President-e mahboob
by IRANdokht on Sat Dec 20, 2008 08:16 PM PSTmigam ha... shoma mesleh inkeh be in video eraadateh bekhoosoosi peyda kardin: nakoneh ishoonam gharareh dar ayandeh vazir vakil beshan...
:0)
IRANdokht
Happy B-Day Bajenagh Jaan...
by Khar on Sat Dec 20, 2008 06:49 PM PSTA cool B-Day music for a cool guy that you are!
PS. Hajj Ebi, great as usual! -President e Mahboub.
Happy Birthday BN jan
by IRANdokht on Sat Dec 20, 2008 05:56 PM PSTI wish you a wonderful birthday and a full year of health and wealth and especially a successful baghali business that is bringing us so many great stories to discuss :0)
Best wishes!
IRANdokht
Dear Bajenagh Jan
by Nazy Kaviani on Sat Dec 20, 2008 05:36 PM PSTHappy, Happy Birthday To You! Hey, lucky guy with the love of your life in your arms and your own brand of wisdom....Here's wishing you a wonderful new year, full of love, health, happiness, prosperity, and inner light. Speaking of inner light...