Iranian Idiot of the Day

eroonman
by eroonman
08-Mar-2009
 

In light of the recent flurry of examples to choose from, I propose that Iranian.com add a new category of post called "Iranian Idiot of The Day".

To quaify, you have to have done something truly ridiculous and moronic, and hurt or embarassed the general image of yourself and/or Iranians.

Although, feel free to nominate anyone you feel is simply an Idiot if you feel really strongly about it.

To those idiots nominated, I request you take it with a grain of namak and suck it up and take the ridicule that you know you deserve. To prove this doesn't really hurt, I offer myself as the first idiot.

I am an idiot because I have had the audacity to question and actually suggest that some Iranians are Grade A, 1st Class idiots, thereby opening the door of scrutiny to our individual actions that have a detrimental effect on our somewhat honorable but struggling collective image.

I am proud to be the first idiot. One of many I hope will be honored shortly!

Balatarin
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eroonman

f-eroonman I'm not judging, I'm ridiculing

by eroonman on Wed Mar 11, 2009 05:13 PM PDT

You keep lying about my knowledge of the facts.

The facts are: an Iranian Doctor knowing a patient has 6 kids, no husband, or any means of support, still takes her money and loads her up with yet more offspring.

I am pretty sure those are the facts you keep saying I don't have. Or am I missing something only you know? Pray tell oh limited-imagination-to -comeup-with-an-original-name, what am I missing?

Give me one thing that gets this guy off from being an outstanding example of Iranian Idiot of the day. His medical degree?

I'm not questioning his skills. He is actually yet one more genius at the "Technology" kerrrm. His judgement and idiocy on the other hand? Truly brilliant!

You Can't Always Get what You want


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Relaxation and therapy

by f-eroonman (not verified) on Tue Mar 10, 2009 05:03 PM PDT

I feel you man. You need the relaxation and therapy; I got it. One more thing that may help you is to stop judging people, especially on the issues that you do not know any thing about.

I do not need to embrace any body else’s shortcomings, in general. As far as embracing the idiocy of my tribe you are the only case I can think of.

Love and Peace,
f-eroonman

PS: The name is a full sentence.


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eroonman

f-eroonman

by eroonman on Tue Mar 10, 2009 01:23 PM PDT

Relax is supposed to be therapy. Step out of denial for a second and embrace the idiocy of your tribe. It's good for you. If not, by all means, please defend the following recent Hall of Famers;

Dr. "Jimmy Vestvood" Kamrava; who in spite of his patient having bad plastic surgery to look like Angelina Jolie, AND having 6 kids already, seemed to have no problems when she asked him to fertilize her yet again.

Also the nutjob real estate developer (now there's a job for Iranians!), Mr. Fred Milani, in Atlanta who built a replica of the White House, that hasn't sold. Isn't there a button we can push and make certain people go "Poof!" 

You Can't Always Get What You Want


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No. You are too special...

by f-eroonman (not verified) on Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:35 PM PDT

I do not think idiot of the day would do you justice eroonman. For you we need a special category that covers both ignorance and arrogance.


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TheMrs

What about this

by TheMrs on Mon Mar 09, 2009 06:28 PM PDT


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Iranian millionaire who took rare books pages from library!

by Iranian 123 (not verified) on Mon Mar 09, 2009 02:53 PM PDT

I NOMINATE FARHAD HAKIMZADEH WHO TOOK RARE BOOKS PAGES PROM A BRITISH lIBRARY!
//news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7739953.stm


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chand ta joke..

by facts (not verified) on Mon Mar 09, 2009 02:33 PM PDT

ekhtare police be marda... bekesh baghal, bia paien! be zanha.... bia baghal,bakesh paieen!

migan age kafe dastet bekhare,puldar mishi....age kafe pat bekhare,miri safar.... to ke kunet mikhare,barnamat chiye?

shangol mangul joke!
goorge dar mizaneh... madareh mige bacheha nistand bia bala!

Obide Zakani:
Shabi dar havaliye rode aras, javan dokhtari ra bekardam ze pas..
shenidam ke migoft dar har nafas, honar nazde iraniyan hasto bas!


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Flying Solo

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by Flying Solo on Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:11 AM PDT

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always genius and proud

by facts (not verified) on Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:53 AM PDT

How about Iranian genius of the day then everyone would give a comment or Iranian proud of the day ;)

And fyi I have never done anything dumb or stupid!


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sorry eroonman

by voter (not verified) on Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:34 AM PDT

I know you really wanted the prize,but the Mrs. here has made a convincng case. She wins my vote. What's the prize, a condo?


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I appreciate your humility but...

by Anonymous_12345 (not verified) on Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:55 PM PDT

It would only be fair to future nominees if you all used your real names since I guess that's how other nominees will be recognized for their making a difference :-)


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TheMrs

How far back can the idiocy

by TheMrs on Sun Mar 08, 2009 07:51 PM PDT

How far back can the idiocy go? I once complimented someone on their condom, but I was meaning to say condo. The conversation was in farsi: condo, condom...they sound totally the same in a farso accent. It was VERY embarassing. I don't know if it was a freudian slip or what.

I better stop now or I'll be the idiot of the week.


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decisions, decisions

by voter (not verified) on Sun Mar 08, 2009 07:26 PM PDT

It's so hard to choose between Eroonman and The Mrs! They both qualify.It's definitely a tossup.I'd say let's put both of their names as winners.


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TheMrs

May I nominate myself? I

by TheMrs on Sun Mar 08, 2009 07:05 PM PDT

May I nominate myself? I complimented a malaysian muslim sales person the other day, telling him it was cool he was from the largest muslim country in the world. he said, with much disdaisn: I'm malaysian, not indonesian...

I'm not even sure if it's the largest muslim country. i don't even know why I said that. I was waiting for something and was trying to make polite conversation.

I'm an idiot. I apologized and left with my head hung down in shame. I hope he doesn't curse me.


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HEVAK

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by HEVAK on Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:49 PM PDT

none


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HEVAK

shazdeh

by HEVAK on Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:49 PM PDT

none

 


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Shazde Asdola Mirza

eroonman, go to the back of line, there are 50 million ahead you

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Sun Mar 08, 2009 04:04 PM PDT

S.A.M (an official Khar Vazir)


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HEVAK

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by HEVAK on Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:03 PM PDT

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