IC users in one sentence

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IC users in one sentence
by Fesenjoon2
17-Mar-2012
 

What would each and every one of the IC users say if they only had one or two sentences to say it? Would they use that one sentence to defend the mullahs by spewing more and more crap about Israel and zionism? (see picture above). Or would they use that one sentence to condemn the US? Or would they use that one sentence to say something else? Here's my take on IC users:

 

  • ROOZBEH_GILANI: Fight the Mullahs!
  • Disenchanted: Marg bar Amrikaa! 
  • MOHAMMAD ALA: Reveal to us your identity, so the Islamic Republic will know who you and your family are! Oh and by the way, Fred should be muzzled!
  • Darius Kadivar: What the hell is happening to Syria!
  • Yolanda: What the hell is happening to Iran!
  • Shifteh Ansari: Yolanda! I'll help you with that!
  • پندارنیک: I'm a miserable little mo'men who every night puts needles thru voodoo dolls of Fred, and then sacrifices a chicken roo be ghebleh!
  • Anonymous Observer: A hairy Persian is a scary Persian!
  • JJ: yaaay! I'm riding a lama in Machu Picchu, and here's a photo album of it! 
  • Admin: I think I'll just delete half of that guy's post, even though he said nothing! I'll let everybody know I exist!
  • VPK: Whatever you say, I'll say the exact opposite, just so I can haaleto begeeram! 
  • Maryam Hojjati: I hope those mullahs suffer from their own doing one day!
  • Anahid Hojjati:...hey wait...why does Fesenjoon keep confusing me with Maryam? :-) 
  • Red Wine: Please dont say anything bad against Iranians!
  • Bavafa: Anyone who disagrees with me is a khaa'en!
  • Demo: ei khodaaaaaa!! I too wish I was a Palestinian like Bavafa and Pendar!
  • مآمور: My name says it all. I am ma'moor (the agent).
  • amirparvizforsecularmonarchy: I want to have the longest user name on IC!
  • Hafez for Beginners: I am educated. You are not.
  • Vildemose: My purple kitty loves sunflowers! 
  • Masoud Kazemzadeh: NIAC are a bunch of liars! Why cant you people see this?
  • OOn Yaroo: Masoud, now that's Harfe Hesaab!
  • AMIR1973: Do you people have the guts to accept the truth?
  • Abarmard: I'm a closet Islamist!
  • Ari Siletz: So am I!
  • IRAJ KHAN: I'm even outside the closet! ha ha!
  • SOOSAN KHANOOM: I dont like Fesenjoon. I think I'm gonna flag his posts!
  • Souri: Read my posts! I'm important! Me ! Me ! Meeee!
  • Simorgh5555: Exposing the IRI khayeh-maals...one at a time!
  • Iraj Yamin Esfandiary: My cartoons depict what a jew-hater I am! 
  • عموجان: I am cool. So should you.
  • Fesenjoon2: This blog proves I am definitely beekaar on this fine saturday.
  • Tiger Lily: pfffffffffffffft....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!!
  • Fred: ای نازنین ای نازنین در آینه ما را ببین (singing)
  • Khers: !خاک تو سرتون کنن
  • Latina: Yuck!

 

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Disenchanted

Do you know how to make Fesenjoon?

by Disenchanted on Sat Mar 17, 2012 10:41 PM PDT

  1.     See buddy, Israel aint America despite the fact that Bibi wants the world to believe otherwise. US is the land of the free. Israel is an occupied land! In US religion is separate from state. In Israel orthodox Jews are running wild! US spirit is against subjogation and apartheid. Israel....?! 
  2. You are a smart fellow. Why defend unconditionally the brutal policies of Israeli government that doesn't have support even among good part of Israelis themselves?!
  3. I say Iran's government is undemocratic & Israeli government is an occupier. What say you?!

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Mohammad Ala

Happy Nowruz + Bogus members

by Mohammad Ala on Sat Mar 17, 2012 09:57 PM PDT

First of all, Happy Nowruz.  Is this your Eidi or tabrik for us? Haha.

What is going to happen if you attack another member viciously and get kicked out again?  Are you going to come back with another name or variation of your recent one?

I never said do not use anonymous name, all I said was: You CANNOT use a bogus name and attack members, especially people who use their real identity.  This can prove you are coward and irresponsible.

In eating shirini, do not forget your friends… haha.


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Fesenjoon2

Disenchanted

by Fesenjoon2 on Sat Mar 17, 2012 08:29 PM PDT

oh come'on. The US is really the home of zionism, not Israel. If youve been to the Eastcoast, places like NY are literally crawling with wealthy corporate jews. Didnt Khomeini say

هر چه فریاد دارید بر سر آمریکا بکشید 

 


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yolanda

........

by yolanda on Sat Mar 17, 2012 07:53 PM PDT

Wow!  I made the list! I am humbled!

VPK's description is the funniest one!

Happy Nowruz!

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=eti8mX-F9To


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Disenchanted

Spokesman for Fred? Or even a reincarnation?! Perhaps!

by Disenchanted on Sat Mar 17, 2012 07:12 PM PDT

  •      Admittedly, Fred joon is way too busy preparing the blogs for 12.00.00 am sharp! So he has delegated his defence to Fesenjoon2! :-)
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  •      I find it pretty unflattering to bring me down to the level of bunch of yahoos (not Bibi this time!) who scream such things in streets of Tehran.

  • Now, if you meant opposing hegemonic & inhumane policies of Israel in Middle East & the world at large, you can sign me up!

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Fesenjoon2

fanoos

by Fesenjoon2 on Sat Mar 17, 2012 06:59 PM PDT

An Elvis fan? eival. The King shall never die.


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Fesenjoon2

Roozbeh

by Fesenjoon2 on Sat Mar 17, 2012 06:19 PM PDT

Kheili mokhleseem!

Norooz e khoobi daashteh baashi. 

 


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Fesenjoon2

Siamak

by Fesenjoon2 on Sat Mar 17, 2012 06:07 PM PDT

I repeat again, my advocacy is for bombing IRI infrastructure (Natanz nuclear installation, Sanaye Mooshaki Sepaah, the hundreds of air bases, etc). There is a huge difference. 

I was never in Kurdestan, so I wouldnt know. But during the war, the army was too weak to defend Iran by itself (after Khomeini stupidly decimated the armed forces). It was basically the voluntary baseej forces that saved many places like Khorramshahr from falling to Iraqi troops.

And I was a teenager then.  

And the funny thing is, I ended up getting tortured in prison, by the same people I had entrusted my faith in. 

Weird thing, this life. It changes you drastically, once you discover almost everything you knew to be a lie.   

Norooz is cool. It's one of the few REAL holidays we have left. It's based on the movement of the stars. Unlike the "Eid"s. Happy Norooz to you too. 


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fanoos

Fesenjoon2, no Jon stewart, nor Hafez/Sad'di! Only Elvis!

by fanoos on Sat Mar 17, 2012 06:02 PM PDT

I suggest all the IC sisters should give up their poetry gatherings and get on the little sister train....!

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBS2NcFJBaE&feature...

 


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Siamak Asadian

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by Siamak Asadian on Sat Mar 17, 2012 05:39 PM PDT

Fesenjoni khan, all due respect for your efforts in defending Iran, but for everyone in Kurdestan: Basij, Sepah, and anything and everything associated with IR were a bunch of thugs from day one. I guess that's our "baggae!" 

Calling for bombing of Iran ('surgical' or other wisse) is not exactly a source of pride or respect either.

We're all  citizens of the world in 21 st century, whether we like it or not. At the same time we all come from a specific country, or region of origin (unless we were born in the UN HQ!). Frankly I can't understand how one could love the world, while calling for bombing and destruction of some parts of it.

Hopefully this will be the year, we'll all return to a free Iran, and no more of all this avatar based communications, (and mis-communications).

Noroz shoma mobarak.

 

 


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Fesenjoon2

oon yaroo

by Fesenjoon2 on Sat Mar 17, 2012 05:38 PM PDT

Oon yaroo,

Good question! I guess thats why theyve been going around chopping trees all over the place recently! (Vali Asr Ave., Bahai cemeteries, etc) 

But hey, we'll improvise and use cranes! :-D 

I think my reference to you was a bit ambiguous. It was refering to the user Masoud Kazemzadeh, not Masoud Rajavi (unless Mr. Kazemzadeh is also a MEK member? But then, I wouldnt know). Anyway, youre cool man.

Have a stellar Nowrooz. 


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Fesenjoon2

fanoos

by Fesenjoon2 on Sat Mar 17, 2012 06:11 PM PDT

I didnt know what to write for you guys. Forgive me lotfan!

Do I smell a Jon Stewart fan in you? "Chopped liver" is his frequent line.


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Fesenjoon2

Siamak

by Fesenjoon2 on Sat Mar 17, 2012 05:21 PM PDT

Sorry to see you judging me like that. I thought (think) very highly of you.

Contrary to what you think, my Baseej activity was during the Iran-Iraq war. Our base (paadegaan) was located next to an oil refinery, and was mostly assigned with supplying the front with resources. We were attacked several times by Iraqis. I lost the function of my right leg at that time. Today, 20+ years later, I still require surgery in order to walk properly, and my knee hurts every night.

In those days, the Baseej wasnt the fascist organization of animals it is today. Or at least my group wasnt like that. I did my part in defending Iran in those days.

Today, my "motherland" is not Iran, it is the entire world. I dont view things thru tribalistic eyeglasses anymore. I am at home, wherever people live, from whatever language and country and culture theyre from. And I dont advocate for "bombing the bejesus" of Iran. I advocate for surgical strikes of IRI bases and infrastructure:

//iranian.com/main/blog/fesenjoon2/where-bomb-iran-if-needed


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Roozbeh_Gilani

:) Happy Norouz to Fesenjoon #2....

by Roozbeh_Gilani on Sat Mar 17, 2012 04:37 PM PDT

and all other dear Iranian hamvatans  on this site. That certainly includes  Faramarz, fanoos and the gang:)

To our regimi enemies: please cool down a bit akhis. I know your  finance situation  is getting tight, almost as tight as the straights of Hormuz, with all these sanctions and SWIFT thing. But flagging my comments is not gonna solve your problems. This SWIFT thing or that atomic bassiji guy thing, or this disaster of khamenei's "election" couple of weeks ago had  nothing to do with me or my comments. I am just another Iranian, having some fun watching your thieving, murdering islamist regime  sinking and you squealing in anger and frustration :)


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fanoos

Why are Fanoos, Faramarz, and the rest of the gang missing

by fanoos on Sat Mar 17, 2012 04:08 PM PDT

from this list? What are we? Chopped livers! Please correct you list.

Merry Norooz.


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Siamak Asadian

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by Siamak Asadian on Sat Mar 17, 2012 03:23 PM PDT

OY jann don't worry about it. Looks like Fesenjoni's been out of the loop for a  few days. He doesn't know: You're really me, and I'm really you, and....

 


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Disenchanted

Pleeeeease....

by Disenchanted on Sat Mar 17, 2012 03:35 PM PDT

I mean...helloooo! Anybody home?! Your system is outdated! You need to update your system to version Fesenjoon45!

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Oon Yaroo

Fesenjoon2 Jaan, Happy Noruz! Who's Masoud? I am NOT a MEK

by Oon Yaroo on Sat Mar 17, 2012 03:15 PM PDT

supporter!

The only sentence I would utter is this!

Does Iran have enough chenar trees to hang each and every akhkoond, their thugs, and their cronies?


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Siamak Asadian

Not only Beekar, but also the same in essence, as it ever was.

by Siamak Asadian on Sat Mar 17, 2012 03:01 PM PDT

In other words, what is the difference between:

- an ex-Basiji that was hell bent on killing his path all the way  to Ghods, so he could "liberate" his people,  and

-a current cheerleader for bombing the bejesus out of his mother land, so he could "liberate" his people? Not a whole lot.

Isn't there an  old saying in Persian: The Donkey is the same donkey, only the saddle has been changed.

Then again, somethings never change.

And a Happy Noroz to all.


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