IC users in one sentence

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IC users in one sentence
by Fesenjoon2
17-Mar-2012
 

What would each and every one of the IC users say if they only had one or two sentences to say it? Would they use that one sentence to defend the mullahs by spewing more and more crap about Israel and zionism? (see picture above). Or would they use that one sentence to condemn the US? Or would they use that one sentence to say something else? Here's my take on IC users:

 

  • ROOZBEH_GILANI: Fight the Mullahs!
  • Disenchanted: Marg bar Amrikaa! 
  • MOHAMMAD ALA: Reveal to us your identity, so the Islamic Republic will know who you and your family are! Oh and by the way, Fred should be muzzled!
  • Darius Kadivar: What the hell is happening to Syria!
  • Yolanda: What the hell is happening to Iran!
  • Shifteh Ansari: Yolanda! I'll help you with that!
  • پندارنیک: I'm a miserable little mo'men who every night puts needles thru voodoo dolls of Fred, and then sacrifices a chicken roo be ghebleh!
  • Anonymous Observer: A hairy Persian is a scary Persian!
  • JJ: yaaay! I'm riding a lama in Machu Picchu, and here's a photo album of it! 
  • Admin: I think I'll just delete half of that guy's post, even though he said nothing! I'll let everybody know I exist!
  • VPK: Whatever you say, I'll say the exact opposite, just so I can haaleto begeeram! 
  • Maryam Hojjati: I hope those mullahs suffer from their own doing one day!
  • Anahid Hojjati:...hey wait...why does Fesenjoon keep confusing me with Maryam? :-) 
  • Red Wine: Please dont say anything bad against Iranians!
  • Bavafa: Anyone who disagrees with me is a khaa'en!
  • Demo: ei khodaaaaaa!! I too wish I was a Palestinian like Bavafa and Pendar!
  • مآمور: My name says it all. I am ma'moor (the agent).
  • amirparvizforsecularmonarchy: I want to have the longest user name on IC!
  • Hafez for Beginners: I am educated. You are not.
  • Vildemose: My purple kitty loves sunflowers! 
  • Masoud Kazemzadeh: NIAC are a bunch of liars! Why cant you people see this?
  • OOn Yaroo: Masoud, now that's Harfe Hesaab!
  • AMIR1973: Do you people have the guts to accept the truth?
  • Abarmard: I'm a closet Islamist!
  • Ari Siletz: So am I!
  • IRAJ KHAN: I'm even outside the closet! ha ha!
  • SOOSAN KHANOOM: I dont like Fesenjoon. I think I'm gonna flag his posts!
  • Souri: Read my posts! I'm important! Me ! Me ! Meeee!
  • Simorgh5555: Exposing the IRI khayeh-maals...one at a time!
  • Iraj Yamin Esfandiary: My cartoons depict what a jew-hater I am! 
  • عموجان: I am cool. So should you.
  • Fesenjoon2: This blog proves I am definitely beekaar on this fine saturday.
  • Tiger Lily: pfffffffffffffft....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!!!!
  • Fred: ای نازنین ای نازنین در آینه ما را ببین (singing)
  • Khers: !خاک تو سرتون کنن
  • Latina: Yuck!

 

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Fesenjoon2

de nada

by Fesenjoon2 on Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:41 PM PDT

:-)


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Latina

........

by Latina on Sat Jun 23, 2012 08:03 PM PDT

motashakkeram! Kheyli sepaas!

 


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Fesenjoon2

Got it!

by Fesenjoon2 on Thu Jun 21, 2012 06:35 PM PDT

Barobax is a street version of "Bar o Bache haa", which means something like "the guys".

It's not an insult really, but rather informal.

In fact it's the name of a pop group in Iran.

And the link below is their most famous song. It's actually pretty funny in Farsi. And...I hear it was made in Iran (and not LA), which makes it all the more funnier:

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE63JoBA6iI

 

 


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Latina

Yuck!

by Latina on Thu Jun 21, 2012 06:01 PM PDT

How revolting, I think I am going to throw up.

 

 

There is my one sentence.

What Yolanda has a potty mouth. When did that happen? I have been away to long. :o) The web site has corrupted her.

 

PS: What does Barobax mean? I take it, it must be some form of insult the way you use it.


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Siavash300

I had suspicious about Dr.Ala

by Siavash300 on Mon Mar 19, 2012 02:58 PM PDT

The note here confirmed my suspicious.


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Fesenjoon2

OK folks

by Fesenjoon2 on Mon Mar 19, 2012 09:28 AM PDT

I added Fred and Tiger Lily and Khers.....anybody else of the usual barobax I missed?


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Hafez for Beginners

Rick Santorum

by Hafez for Beginners on Sun Mar 18, 2012 03:05 PM PDT

Fesenjoon:  Didn't Rick Santorum call Obama a "Snob" for his plan to send more Americans to College? Apparently I ("Hafez for Beginners") according to you,  go around chanting "I know and you Don't" Wow. I must say, this I've learned in life. those who don't know usually call those who maybe are trying to know, "snobs" or any other name at their disposal. Fascinating.

 

 


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anglophile

Dear Oon Yaroo

by anglophile on Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:49 PM PDT

Thank you very much for your kind words and Noroozi wishes, May I equally wish you and all the genuine Iran lovers like you a victorious new year. I hope this year we see the end of the regime for good.   Best wishes   Anglo     

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anglophile

So you are keeping records professor Ala?

by anglophile on Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:51 PM PDT

"You know you have viciously attacked some IC members who you wouldn’t or couldn’t…. had you used your real identity." bah bah - cheshmo delam roushan - pas shoma ham baaaaeleh? Salam ma ro be doostaan "vezaarati" bersaanid va az raah door baray hamegi saali "khosh" arezoo konid! This may well be their last Norooz  LOL.

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fanoos

Mamoor Jaan, "original" yes but "hot" maybe!?

by fanoos on Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:23 PM PDT

Merry Norooz to you!


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مآمور

اوریجیناله

مآمور
Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:19 PM PDT

جناب اعلا با عرض تبریک عید گر چه و به تلخی باید اعتراف کنم که اسم من همانطور که فرمودید بوگس است ولی  چه باک! که ساعت امگا من اصل است.

I wear an Omega watch


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Truthseeker9

U 2 Aziz

by Truthseeker9 on Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:36 AM PDT

I promise not to indulge too much in the shirinee this Nowruz, don't want to end up as ... you know ...    

Your blog is a geat motivator    ;) 


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Anonymous Observer

TS-9 Gerami - hello to you and happy Nowruz!

by Anonymous Observer on Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:34 AM PDT

wish you and your loved ones a great holiday.


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Truthseeker9

OY Jaan

by Truthseeker9 on Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:30 AM PDT

lol, he knows I like him very much, including everyone I sometimes
disagree with here. People who know me would say I a one of the quietest people
they know! I will let some of them know what you said so they would laugh.

Anyway, someone else said we are a happy dysfunctional family here
on IC. Would never like to see anyone unhappy. 

Happy Nowruz to everyone.

PS: Hello AO jaan  :)   (<-- sorry acronyms again) 


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Fesenjoon2

مأمور

Fesenjoon2
Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:29 AM PDT

Not only did I forget Fred, I forgot Tiger Lily too.


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Anonymous Observer

I AM a big fan of fury creatures

by Anonymous Observer on Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:07 AM PDT

Not the human version of them, though, and certainly not the Iranian human version of it.  

Happy norooz my friend. 

 

 


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Oon Yaroo

Truthseeker9 Jaan, Happy Noruz! I hope VPK is doing well

by Oon Yaroo on Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:41 AM PDT

and being happy and see him here soon!

TS9 Jaan please  adopt a new (Noruz) year resolution to reduce your AZAAB of him by 10 dB (as in decibel!)

Stay thirsty but sober this new year eve my friend!


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Soosan Khanoom

Sounds Good !! ,, let's do it ... :)

by Soosan Khanoom on Sun Mar 18, 2012 09:48 AM PDT

In general , I think admin should not ban people from this site .. I think flagging should be the ultimate punishment but not banning.  

I once said " good morning and switch to decaf " to someone and then I got flagged and my post was removed..  LOL


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Oon Yaroo

This is getting to be the cliche of the cliches!

by Oon Yaroo on Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:00 AM PDT

Using your real name or a fake name or an alias(es)!

Go search various outlets on the Internet and no one and nowhere people use their real names!

//www.foxnews.com/world/2012/03/18/explosion-...

//money.cnn.com/2012/03/18/news/economy/gas-p...

Why should any sane individual who is critical of the criminal IRR and happens to have loved ones living in Iran reveal their true identity (hoviyat!?)

On the other hand, those who do sympathize with the criminal IRR, freely go on their yelagh (Iran) and gheshlagh (USA), and happen to be citizens of and enjoying the benefits of the West (America) will use their true identity (hoviyate) with impunity!

 


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Truthseeker9

...

by Truthseeker9 on Sun Mar 18, 2012 09:39 AM PDT

Where is VPK these days? Hope he's alright.


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Simorgh5555

Soosan Jan

by Simorgh5555 on Sun Mar 18, 2012 09:34 AM PDT

The horrible 'Error' message comes up when you click on her name. Whatever political differences I had with her, she was enormous fun. 

Let's flood Admin with email requests using 'Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft' in the subject line until she is allowed to come back.  


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Soosan Khanoom

We have to bring Tiger Lilly back

by Soosan Khanoom on Sun Mar 18, 2012 09:26 AM PDT

She was one strong opinionated Iranian woman with sense of humor. I've missed her presence on this site.  How can we have her back?  I am not sure if she is even shadowing on IC anymore !!  

 


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Simorgh5555

Tiger Lilly in one sentence

by Simorgh5555 on Sun Mar 18, 2012 09:06 AM PDT

Tiger Lilly: 
PFFFFFT and more PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT or ewwwwwwwaw or whatever noise or imaginitive verbal expression she comes up with!

 

See Tiger Jan, I hadn't forgotten you! :))))))))))))))) 


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Roozbeh_Gilani

There (should be) nothing brave about supporting Islamist regime

by Roozbeh_Gilani on Sun Mar 18, 2012 08:10 AM PDT

Using ones own identity. After all Islamist regime is ruling our beloved homeland with an iron grip right now! I am sure that during the Shah's rule,  there were many many times more people who openly, using their own real names, faces and identities supported him, right up to the time he was toppled.

The amazing thing is, how so few (if any....) dare to support the islamist regime using their own real names and identities. This is simply the clear sign of the utter morale bankruptcy of the islamist regime, and pure cowardism and opportunism of their supporters...... 

 


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Mohammad Ala

Happy Nowruz + Bogus members

by Mohammad Ala on Sun Mar 18, 2012 07:41 AM PDT

anglophile, where is your Nowruz greeting?  Chem man rooshan….here is mine: Happy Nowruz to you and yours.

IC members should be able to express their views without you or your groupie coming here and screaming: “report them,” “deport them,” or saying are you this or that?  That is what I had in mind by saying . . .  “personal attacks” using a bogus name proves IC members are coward and irresponsible.

You should know that many have kissed or are kissing someone’s behind for a variety of reasons.  Choosing the words which you used…. has been a venue for career advancement all over the world for some people (especially bogus members). 

You know you have viciously attacked some IC members who you wouldn’t or couldn’t…. had you used your real identity.  In spirit of Iranian New Year: Happy Nowruz. 


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Oon Yaroo

Very smart Anglophile Jaan! Happy Noruz!

by Oon Yaroo on Sun Mar 18, 2012 08:07 AM PDT

Are you sure you are not a trial lawyer/district attorney?

If you are one and one day you get the chance to preside over the trial of the IRR criminals, I hope you will be on the opposite side of them because you are very crafty in your argument style in bringing up the fallacies in people's made-up logic.I am sure you can get all those thugs convicted and hopefully sentence them to hanging from the Chenar trees in Iran.

May Amoon Noruz bring /fulfill your wishes! 


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anglophile

How about this Professor Dr Ala?

by anglophile on Sun Mar 18, 2012 02:12 AM PDT

In your book of codes (!!), can a member anonymously ADMIRE or ASS-LICK other members or the "regime" and its supporters? Or do your anti-anonymous "standards" apply only to those who attack the regime and its supporters?


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مآمور

Not without Fred

by مآمور on Sun Mar 18, 2012 01:12 AM PDT

As much as I appreciate 'your take' on me, well said, I must criticize u for forgoing Fred's name on your list. In my short residency in here I ve learned that he is the man in this site!

I wear an Omega watch


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Fesenjoon2

Disenchanted called me his buddy!

by Fesenjoon2 on Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:47 AM PDT

1. Come, come, now. You can't have it both ways. There's a reason Khomeini called The US "The GREAT Satan". Unless you admit that the man was up to his turban full of shit of course.

2. What makes you think I'm a supporter of Israel? Does the fact that I'm appalled at Iranians who are more concerned about Palestinians than their own people in Iran, make me an Israeli supporter?

3. Tell me, why should Israel be any more of an occupier than, say, China (occupying Tibet)? What has Israel done that deserves your constant special attention? Why the preferential treatment? Are the crimes of Syria in slaughtering 5000 women and children this year not worth your constant attention? Are the nuclear weapons of Russia not worth complaining about? Is the fact that India is not an NPT member not worth a protest? Are people's blood in Darfur less red than Palestinians? WHY THE SPECIAL TREATMENT??

Could it be that "the occupation of Palestine" is just a vaseeleh for Mullahs to distract your attention and focus away from the real problem of what goes on in Iran?

And by the way, saying "Iran's govt is not democratic" is not enough. I expect a far stronger statement than that. 


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Masoud Kazemzadeh

hilarious

by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Sat Mar 17, 2012 11:04 PM PDT

Dear Fesenjoon,

This is hilarious.  Thanks.

Masoud

 


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