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21-Apr-2008
...you ask your parents to find you a good wife from back home...
What they say( to the girl's parents):
"Our son is very passionate"
What it means:
He has a temper.
What they say:
"He was married to an American woman, but Americans don't understand us"
What it means:
She had to take a restraining order against him, for him to finally leave her alone.
"He is a social drinker"
He has 2 DUI's.
"He has his own business"
He runs a 7-11.
"He is very manly looking"
Unibrow, bald, hairy.
"He does everything for his friends."
He has 4 roommates.
"He's very humble."
"He drives a 85 Dodge."
He's working on his Ph.D."
He just got his GED.
"He's good on computers, always researching the latest developments"
He's always surfing for free porn.
"He's even been published"
He's always on Iranian.com, making idiotic comments... :-)
(Inspired by Niki Tehranchi's 'Language Decoder' )
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Akhlaaghesh kheily khoobe
by Niki Tehranchi on Tue Apr 22, 2008 09:19 AM PDTHe has a "good personality."
He is ugly.
To: Yam
by Ali P. on Tue Apr 22, 2008 09:18 AM PDTLadies:
Ladies of Iranian.com, I know there are quite a few of you out there who still have not found the ONE.
Yam: Have your brother check out some of the ladies here. I'm sure he'll find that our women here are all great catches!
Shaayad yeh aroosee byofteem, khodaa bekhaad...
:-)
Ali P.
He is an artist
by Picasso (not verified) on Tue Apr 22, 2008 09:16 AM PDTi.e. He doesn't have a job, and spends his days smoking weed, and doing paintings of nude females in the apartment mommy bought for him in the hip part of town.
He is a doctor
by Doktor (not verified) on Tue Apr 22, 2008 09:14 AM PDTMeaning:
He works for his father, who owns a chain of pharmacies.
He has a great sense of humour
by Anonymous77 (not verified) on Tue Apr 22, 2008 05:13 AM PDTKheili banamake:
Complete diphead bore who takes slap-stick humour literally.
This is another Iranian man
by Yam (not verified) on Tue Apr 22, 2008 04:17 AM PDTMy currently 53 year old, single, and 'quite' good looking (really by any standard) brother is chief of heart surgery at a major hospital in California. He has toured many poor nations and has performed hundreds of free open-heart surgeries. Fourteen years ago, at the age of 39, he gave up being an R&D Engineer with Intel (He already had a PhD!) and returned to Medical school!! He studied about 12 years to become a heart surgoen.
He has never been married and probably never will. Girls wanted money and Mercedes and expensive wedding but he could not afford those things since he had become student again. Now, many of those women regret day and night about rejecting him years ago. He is very happy about it now. He always tell me with a very penetrating tone: "I am truely a satisfied man. I save lives everyday. That is the meaning of my life".
Amazing, isn't it?!
He wants a traditional
by n.zanincanadai1 (not verified) on Mon Apr 21, 2008 05:04 PM PDTHe wants a traditional Iranian girl = he wants a virgin
which means, he has ED otherwise he would have more janbeh!
A fork to clean his tooth? ewwwwwwwwwwww
by Niki Tehranchi on Mon Apr 21, 2008 01:22 PM PDTROFL
To hassan, my apologies , will try to come up with something :o)
He's a nationalist!
by Mordam! (not verified) on Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:31 PM PDTWhat they say:
He absolutely loves his 'vatan', Iran.
What it means:
He can't stand living here among these stupid people, but he loves the cheap opium, the prostitution scene, and strong dollar, every time he comes to visit.
He wants a traditional Iranian girl
by Anonymouse on Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:06 PM PDTHe wants a traditional Iranian girl.
He can't find a woman.
He wants to start a family.
He is 50 years old.
He has health insurance.
He uses a fork to clean his tooth.
He loves to dance.
Does she know belly dancing?
To: Niki
by Honest Hassan on Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:56 AM PDTWe're talking about MEN today.
I just started working on a list for women, and believe you me, it's NOT pretty!
:-)
See you there.
HH
She is "down to earth"
by Niki Tehranchi on Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:41 AM PDTShe will reluctantly accept gift of Mercedes Benz instead of coveted BMW
:o)
He's an artist!
by Saeed K. (not verified) on Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:00 AM PDT" He is the life of the party, always coming up with cute tricks,entertaining the crowd."
He amazes (and nauseates) the crowd, by shoving a whole Soltani (one koobeedeh, one barg, and rice) in his mouth and swallow it, under 60 seconds.
Still very Iranian after 20 years in America
by Saeed K. (not verified) on Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:52 AM PDT"He has stayed faithful to his persian heritage"
He makes noises while eating, and burps loudly afterwards, releasing onion soaked aroma in the air.
it's so true!!!
by IRANdokht on Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:09 AM PDTNow this one hit too close to home...
good job! how do you come up with all this stuff?
:0)
IRANdokht
well done
by Anonymously (not verified) on Mon Apr 21, 2008 09:41 AM PDTyou expect people to comment on this?
"He's even been published
He's always on Iranian.com, making idiotic comments..."
oh well... I had to make a comments about the idiotic comments! didn't I? lol