America Flushed Down The Toilet

Vlad Kalashnikov ( Email ) on March 17, 2008 Vlad's Daily Gloat

WICHITA, Kan.
— Authorities are considering charges in the case of a woman who sat on
her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck
to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police. Ness
County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old woman's
skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical
services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that
she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat
off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple
said. "The hospital removed it." The county attorney will determine
whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old
boyfriend. "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just
physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. The boyfriend said he
brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come
out of the bathroom. "And her reply would be, "Maybe tomorrow,' "
Whipple said.

What a fucking freaks Americans are! Funny fat pieces of shit,
you are now the fat clowns of the world, we all laugh at you. Stuck to
a toilet for two years? Only American piles of human diarrhea can do
such a thing! You are sick people.

Not just citizens of America, but also United States of Dumbfucks
going down the toilets too. Today, United States in such a complete
state of decay, even building cranes are collapsing, bridges
collapsing, cities disappearing from rain storms. Fed Chairman Bernanke
is pissing into his pants like all Americans, making even more mistaken
desperate moves as collapsing America accelerates:

"It seems as if Bernanke & Co.
are pulling out all the stops to avoid a serious financial market
meltdown," Richard Yamarone, an economist at Argus Research, said
Sunday evening.

U.S. dollar continues its complete collapse into irrelevancy,
making any pathetic attempt by Bernanke doomed to fail. I cite three
experts in a Bloomberg article today:

Stephen Jen, head of global foreign-exchange research at Morgan Stanley in London. ``Watching the dollar plummet like this is very dangerous.''

``It's hard to stimulate an economy when the currency is going down the tubes,'' said David Malpass, the chief economist at Bear Stearns & Co. The New York-based firm expects the dollar will fall to $1.60 per euro in 12 months.

Kenneth Rogoff, the former chief economist at the IMF and now a professor at Harvard University, said the greenback may drop another 12 percent on a trade-weighted basis.

``This
recession will be long and deep and when we get out of it, we'll have
inflation,'' Rogoff said in an interview. ``Confidence in the dollar is
down.''