A woman went to a pet shop and immediately
"Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said,
"Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution
and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up
in her living room and waited for it to say something
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, new madam."
B
ut then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school
the bird saw and said,
The girls and the woman were a bit offended
زن و دخترها یک مقداری ناراحت شدند but then began to laugh about the situation Moments later, the woman's husband Keith
came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,
"Hi, Keith سلام کاظم آقا ، مثل همیشه خیلی خوش اومدی!!!
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by sag koochooloo on Mon May 03, 2010 11:57 AM PDT//www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ht0a2-OnA
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zszqA-pcwM&feature=related