Lies Iranian women tell on their dates...

by Kareem

I am a virgin.

They did offer me a modeling job, but the industry is so
sleazy, I had to say no.

 I had sooo many khastegars,
but I said No to all.

I have been here in the US for 2 years, but I have forgotten

I don’t care about a man’s money. I want a real man!

All my friends have some “work” done; not me! I believe in
staying natural.


We had 5 nokar and kolfat 
and ranandeh in Iran.

Who, him? Oh, no…We were just friends.

Oh, it’s my Mom calling. There is an emergency.


Have you heard any lies, lately, you could add to this list?


gitdoun ver.2.0

top 3 which i've heard the most !!!

by gitdoun ver.2.0 on

I am a virgin. 

( 100% -- I've heard this since highschool till now in uni and to my suprise they seem to have lost all their virginity from riding that same damn motorcycle !! )

I don’t care about a man’s money. I want a real man!

( 95%--- I'm still in school as are many other iranian friends. We go propose marriage to different iranian girls and we are slapped with a $35,000 to $70,000 mehryeh charge. Another time the father of the daugher says "this is my only daughter and she deserves the best. What kind of car do you drive ? is it German ? Do you live in house or apartment ? Your field of study does it make money ?? And the whoooole time the girl is sitting by her father rooting him on!)

I had sooo many khastegars, but I said No to all.

( 90% ---- a couple girls here at school have given me this line too. And for whatever reason these girls alllll seem to be in the sleezy clique. chicks that been with every guy and his brother in town. And for the life of me they all later gravitate to the midwest to start a fresh new life and be born again virgins ! )






you're counting white lies too...

by IRANdokht on

Oh, it’s my Mom calling. There is an emergency.

Kareem jan, that one is more gentle that the truth, isn't it?

Looking back, I wish I had used that line more often... It's much better than the alternative. (won't say more) 

Niki jan you rock! :o)



Waking up

by divaneh on

So that's how it is. One has to lie at the date. Hmme, that explains it.

Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez

I vote for

by Natalia Alvarado-Alvarez on

Niki's list as the best. LOL




Kareem buddy, I like where you are going with this!

by Faramarz on

Things women say on their dates and what they really mean!

- I am just having a little salad tonight.
“After wolfing down my salad, I am going to eat your steak too!”

- I love Tapas. That’s my favorite food.
“I don’t know what the hell you are talking about!”

- I have been to that club only once.
“All my friends are waiting over there to check you out!”

- I am studying pre-med with a minor in arts.
“Education is not my thing. I just got kicked out of the community college!”

- I usually don’t kiss on the first date.
“Go for it you bad boy. But please call me tomorrow!”

Niki Tehranchi

Lies Iranian men tell on their dates with Iranian women

by Niki Tehranchi on

I don't date foreign girls, I am looking for a real Iranian woman

(I can't get a date so I let my mom set me up)

My ex-wife is a crazy, vindictive psycho and I want nothing to do with her

(She had to take a restraining order against me so I would finally leave her alone)

I am a pre-law/pre-med student

(Last fall, I was enrolled at DeVry)

Are you kidding, I love sushi!

(I will have a koobideh with lots of piaz after I drop you off)

Are you kidding, I would love to see the new Sandra Bullock/Julia Roberts/Susan Sarandon/Meryl Streep movie


I am a marriage and family minded guy, I just haven't found Ms. Right...yet

(And it sure as hell ain't you honey, but you can be Ms. Right Now)

I am sensitive

(I have bipolar mood disorder)

I thought instead of a boring dinner reservation, we could have a romantic picnic in the park

(I am broke)

Why don't I cook you dinner at my place?

(So I can get into your pants later)

Why don't we watch the DVD at my place?

(So I can get into your pants later)

Why don't we go up to my apartment and I can show you my stamp collection?

(So I can get into your pants later)

My place is a mess right now, why don't we have a nightcap at your place?

(So I can get into your pants later, coz I still live with my mom)




by yolanda on

Oh My Gosh!.....


Delaram Banafsheh (Yolanda)

"Cactus in the Desert"