I'm outta here

by Majid

Most employers would rather pay severance pay and get an employee out before he can do any more damage after being given notice. Here is the logic:

This guy goes to get a haircut, afterwards he hands the barber a $50.00 bill. The barber goes to the cash register to make change. He pulls his pants down and pees right in the middle of the store. The customer is shocked....and asks.....what in the world was that all about?

You know, the barber says, my lease is up in two weeks, what do I care!

So...the customer pulls his pants down and poops right in the middle of the store and says.....I'm out of here in two minutes, so ....what do I care!!

The moral of the story is...get this jackass out of the White House before he shits all over the country any more.


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That was twisted and fun to read! Hey, I want to share something with you that you might not know...well, all of a sudden I think you MIGHT know it, the funny guy that you are...but that's O.K. I will share it anyway.

This made me laugh so much when I first heard it. You must know about the English expression "a lame duck," which pretty much describes Mr. Bush's status right now. But did you know that the same expression is used in Gilan, Iran? I swear this is true. They call it "Shalle Ordak!" Can you believe it? In Gilaki it almost has the same meaning, someone who is lame and unable to move and accomplish anything. I heard an older Gilak man pray one time. He was saying: "Khoodaya, een akher-e oomri, ma ra shalle oordak nakon!" Isn't that hillarious?!

Anyhow, here's wishing that this Shalle Oordak doesn't do much more damage before he leaves for his house in Texas!

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