Humor: Top Ten Members of NIAC

Humor: Top Ten Members of NIAC
by Masoud Kazemzadeh

Humor: Top Ten Members of NIAC

10. Dear Honorable Ambassador Ali Asghar Soltanieh

9. Dear Honorable Dr. Mohammad Javad Zarrif

8. Dr. Ahmad Sadri

7. Mola

6. Dr. Hassan Abbasi

5. Dr. Ali Larijani

4. Dr. Ahmed Chalabi

3. Ayatollah Uzma Ali Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani Bahremani

2. Former Congressman Bob Ney (R-Ohio), Liaison to prison population

1. The Late Assadolah Lajevardi (Honorary Life-Time Members)



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Shazde Asdola Mirza

منم امروز نامنویسی کردم

Shazde Asdola Mirza

Where do I vote for the President?

James D.

not very funny

by James D. on

Sorry, but the other top ten lists have actually been funny.  This just seems like a sad attempt to get back at NIAC for making the Iranian American community realize that the MEK is on the verge of buying its way of the terrorist list. (Watch the video to see what I mean.)


Veiled Prophet of Khorasan


by Veiled Prophet of Khorasan on

  • Is right JM with its recent actions proved itself of no help. If you want to improve things do not look to JM. Getting in be with MKO make them not credible any more. NIAC is what it is. Stop bashing them and worry about MKO. 
  • Interesting MK refused to respond to my questions. If JM wants any credibility must distance itself from MK & MKO.
  • I have seen MK version of "democracy". If you disagree then you are "irrational". So democracy MK.

Masoud Kazemzadeh


by Masoud Kazemzadeh on


For good or ill, JM and INF are Iran’s best, if not the only, hope for democracy, freedom, and human rights. JM has fought against 2 brutal savage tyrannical regimes of monarchy and VF regime.

Unlike monarchists and VF regime that murdered dissidents, tortured, raped, and executed political opponents, JM has never done so. This is ACTUAL democratic practice. JM (and a few Nehzat Azadi members) strongly opposed and condemned Khomeini violating due process of the law for the prosecution of monarchists after the revolution.

Many of the leaders and supporters of NAMIR have rejoined INF and today hold leadership positions within INF.

Mr. Bazargan left JM in 1961-62. He was leader of Nehzat Azadi Iran from 1961.  From 1962, Nehzat Azadi was NOT part of the JM.





by oktaby on

I don't care for NIAC or the wasted attention they get for so little they actually do, but your beating up on them MK is about the same as them beating up on MEK. NIAC is only as confused in its political views and emptiness as JM.

One could argue their 'for Iran' hot air, while still working with the rapist republic and 'negotiating' with them, is very much similar to JM's (Mossadegh and few others excepted) talk of democracy and freedom while all they have done is betray or get duped.

Your list will be more complete if you added the top 10 JM version starting with Bazargan (specially as was almost giving a BJ to Khomeini), the founder of the concept of Velayat Vaghih and its original endorser. Then complete it with JM members who joined Khomeini et al and those who ganged up on Bakhtiar and undermining him at every corner.

The bottom line: JM is as irrelevant and out of touch and fossilized as MEK, Khomeini and Toodeh. At least NIAC is young and its acronym is a 4 letter word.. 


Masoud Kazemzadeh


by Masoud Kazemzadeh on

Dear Karim M.,

1. I am a member of Iran National Front-Abroad, and its chapter in the U.S. It is called Sazeman-hay Jebhe Melli Iran Kharej Az Keshvar. The following are our sites:




2. I have served (as elected member) in the Central Committee of INF-A as well as (elected) member of the Executive Council as Secretary of Foreign Affairs and Secretary of Foreign Affairs and Human Rights.

3. INF-A does not have any direct organizational relationships with Jebhe Melli Iran (inside Iran). Many of our members were members of JM when they were residing in Iran. There exists personal relationships between members of INF-A and JM. In addition, the members of JM send their greetings to our Congresses, and we also publically express our support for the members of JM inside.

Each organization is independent from the other. JM is NOT responsible for the politics and policies of INF-A and its members. INF-A is NOT responsible for the politics and policies of JM (inside) and its members. In other words, each organization is independent from the other. But we support and help the other organization from time to time.

I hope this is helpful.



Veiled Prophet of Khorasan

Whether you like it or not

by Veiled Prophet of Khorasan on

NIAC does represent the majority opinion of Iranian American. Which is opposed to war with Iran. MK: are you an official representative of JM or not: yes or no.

Karim M.


by Karim M. on

I think I read the answers to some of this questions in one of your postings.  But could you please remind me what your relationship is with the National Front (Jebheh Melli)?  Are you in a leadership role in that organization?  Is there a direct relationship between any chapter in which you are a member and the main organization in Iran?  Thank you for your answers in advance.

Masoud Kazemzadeh

Dear Friends

by Masoud Kazemzadeh on

Vildemose jaan,

Glad you enjoyed it.





Roozbeh jaan besiyar aziz,

Glad you enjoyed my sense of humor.

Best regards,




Dear All-Iranians,

I am happy you liked it.





Dear ayatoilet 1,

Glad you liked it.






Shepesh besiyar aziz,

Cheers my friend.

Best regards,




Faramraz aziz,

You got an awesome sense of humor.







Dear Artificial Intelligence,



Artificial Intelligence

Funny MK & Funny Faramarz!

by Artificial Intelligence on

Very funny day on IC today! Thanks!


Top Ten Signs that the Loonies Were Running the Asylum Today!

by Faramarz on


I was quite busy today and when I got a chance to get caught up with IC, I saw all these Top Ten Signs; all quite amusing and a sheer sign that the loonies were running the asylum today!

Here are some of the signs!

1. JJ is traveling in the middle of nowhere and with no good wifi access to the site.

2. Admin is on vacation and forgot to tell the News Editor that he was in charge.

3. There is no poetry posted today.

4. No sexy and not-very-talented Iranian of the Day either.

5. There is no news item about Israel/Palestine.

6. There is nothing by IranMilitaryFenjoon about Regime’s military might or space program.

7. DK’s post about Nourizadeh only has one clip attached! That’s a first.

8. Half of Lokht dar Ayneh is missing in action.

And a few more anomalies. Who is in charge here?

It must be the Bastille Day!

"One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny."

- Bastille Day Quotes by Bertrand Russell



by iamfine on

Many important individuals in this country are member of NIAC. Can you proof the link between NIAC and IRI. This is typical of many Iranians that hear something, somewhere, from someone, without investigating the source or the validity of what they were told. Just to let you know Dr. Ansari (the first Iranian female astronaut that went to orbit a year ago) is a member of NIAC



by Shepesh on


Anahid Hojjati

Not funny at all. Not one bit. Sorry to be blunt.

by Anahid Hojjati on

Any body who calls this blog funny agrees with your political opinions and just wants to write against NIAC. A while ago, you wrote a funny blog but this is not funny. Ari' s blog was funny but this is just politically motivated without any sense of humor. My own blog is funnier than this and mine was not featured. Admin, playing favorites?


Great - Love it

by ayatoilet1 on

The big clue to NIAC, is that they say they represent Iranians in America; but they don't have any elections!? How can you represent anyone without elections? 3000 members ...don't even come close to 1% of Iranian-Americans. No one even believes their claim of 3000 members. More than that, its Trita Parsi'd dookooon.... a business...with  no transparency.


والاحضرت دمب


والاحضرت دمب اسبی!



Dear Masoud Kazemzadeh

by All-Iranians on

It is so true and you are so right.


great humour Masoud, but you missed the angry...

by Roozbeh_Gilani on

والاحضرت دمب اسبی!

"Personal business must yield to collective interest."


Hilarious.. dastet dard

by vildemose on

Hilarious.. dastet dard nakoneh.

2. Former Congressman Bob Ney (R-Ohio), Liaison to prison population


Aali bood.