Iranian Liberal Democrat

LOL, Doctor jon

I like you too much for bringing you with myself to Siberia!

Where you are living now is just a little bit different weather from Siberia, you know? I'm afraid you can't stand the coldness there!

But if you can stand Alaska, then we will be neighbors!!!

You will be able to see me from your window ;-)

hey Kharmagas

Isn't there some natural-fertilizer Hamayesh, you should be attending?

Ok Mossad jann!

I still say you are No Mossadegh ... there is one or maybe a few Mossadegh like people there (among the reformists) and you and Sazegara are not among them. Now keep calling me VEVAKi, SAVAKi, ... , or what you like....., the only political entity which I actively supported was an offshoot of JM.

Ayy Okh souri jan:)

I will honored to be your assistant in whatever you will be appointed to:)

I will be a Khedmatgozar:))

Dr.Khoraasani + magasak

A match made in heaven...

How about Dr X ?

Well Masoud jon,

We forgot about Doctor X, how about him?

Any position for him in the Iranian.com 2018 Cabinet?

For VEVAKi

We use the terms VEVAK and VEVAKi for what you call Vezarat Ettelaat and sarbaz gomnam Imam Zaman.

:-)

Mossad jaan, what is VEVAK?

Mossad jaan, you are NO Mossadegh. Caling me VEVAKi, or SAVAKi .... is not going to change that fact. What is VEVAK BTW?

VEVAK agent

VEVAK agent,

Unfortunately for the Ministry of Intelligence, the agents of VEVAK do not have a say on our membership.

You choose your torturers. We choose our members.

Masoud

Mossad jaan, you are no Mossadegh!

"ONLY agents of the Ministry of Intelligence attack the likes of
Mossadegh, Mousavi, Sazegara, and myself as agents of CIA or Mossad." 

Mossad jaan, you are NO Mossadegh. You are no JM either as far as I am concerned. One does not need to be agent or intelligent to realize that.  AS I said below, as far as I am concerned there is one contemporary Mossadegh and that is Dr. Khorasani (that is not you!) in the greens and a reformist.

Malijaksunite.com ... Amir

Remember he is a "progressive" malijak:)

Big difference. He is like the alex jones of all malijaks of the world:))

Happy veezing buddy:)

Rais Jomhur Mahbob

Rais Jomhur Mahbob,

That was funny.

Ba sepaas,

Masoud 

Masoud Jaan, I also nominate

Mrs. Rusta for post of Ministry of Iranian.com 1953 National Archives section, in charge of Revising the historical facts at will about Dr. Mosaddegh and Shah.

Truth Could be Very Funny

FR,

Actually, you are wrong. Truth could be very funny when expressed with wit or sarcasm.

But you have not been funny despite your attempts. Try again.

MK

You are right MK, truth is never funny

even when it is expressed sarcastically.

FR

For Ministry of Intelligence Agent

Marhoum kharmagas,

ONLY agents of the Ministry of Intelligence attack the likes of Mossadegh, Mousavi, Sazegara, and myself as agents of CIA or Mossad.

As the saying goes, kafar hame raa be kish-e khod pendarad.

:-)

Masoud

Best of Mossad's blogs (to Amir jaan again)

"kharmagas marhoum: I will not vote for cia-controlled Mousavi, Sazegara, Kazemzadeh, Mossadegh."

What is this Amir jaan? Having a tantrum again? For once I said one of the AIPAC sycophants wrote a funny blog, and as it concerned me, it was fairly fair and I agree with it for the most part. 

Try Again

FR,

Try again. It was not funny.

MK

Magas the Malijak jaan

The original Malijak served a useful purpose for Nasereddin Shah. You are the new Malijak for Mammad and Q. Now, good luck with your Jihad against the Jooz & Sheytan-e Bozorg (while living in the USA, of course). Cheers  :-)

Masoud, it wasn't meant to be!!

You obviously didn't read the title of my previous comment: (on a serious note). Now try this one for a laugh:

MK:  Razamara was killed on the orders of the Shah - don't believe me? read my next book: memoirs of a jebhe-melli basiji

FA: Mosaddeq condemned Fadayyen Islam and Kashani for Razamara's murder. Don't believe me? read my own memoirs!!

FR

you are welcomed

Shifteh khanum,

You are most welcomed. And thank YOU for all your contributions to this wonderful community.

Best regards,

Masoud

Thank You

Fred,

I am glad you liked it.

MK

Ali,

Glad you liked it dude.

MK

Dear Reality Bites,

Glad you liked it.

MK

FR,

Try again. It was not funny.

MK

Roozbeh jaan,

I am glad you enjoyed the humor. I benefit from reading your posts.

Best,

Masuod

Souri jaan,

Just post the revised version. I hope you like it.

Best,

Masoud

vildemose jaan,

Glad you liked it. I, too, enjoyed the reactions of the pro-regime crowd. THAT was half the fun.

Best,

Masoud

Shazde jaan,

That compliment coming from you means a lot. Thank YOU for all your wonderful contributions here. I truly enjoy reading your writings.

Highest regards,

Masoud

Amir jaan,

Agreed. I really appreciate YOUR contributions to this wonderful site. Keep up your great work.

Best,

Masoud

Ebi jaan besiyar gerami,

Thanks for re-posting it. I hope the updated version is ok as well.

Best,

Masoud

Divaneh jaan,

You are most welcomed. And thank YOU soooooooooooo much for all your wonderful posts.

Best regards,

Masoud

Shazde jaan,

Moment, agha moment. I thought you liked to visit San Francisco!!!!

:-)

Masoud

Best of Mossad's blogs (to Amir jaan)

"kharmagas marhoum: I will not vote for cia-controlled Mousavi, Sazegara, Kazemzadeh, Mossadegh."

Amir jaan, not only I was not annoyed by Mossad jaan's blog, I found it great that this guy has some sense of humor. Additionally as I implied below, for the most part I agree with him (regarding myself), he was not unfair to me with his comment. Here is what I said to him:

'A small correction to what you attributed to me, I will vote for the contemporary Mossadegh of Iran who happens to be a green reformist (let's call him Dr. Khoraasani for now),... IF IRI and the sharks among the reformists allow him to become a candidate. A couple more corrections are there too ..., but this is enough for the time being.'

Amir AbdolAIPAC, I don't agree with AIPAC sycophants on many issues but  as I have said many times, without them this lively site will not be the same ...., when Zion left that was a big loss.

:) Funny!

Thanks for the laugh! 

Ebi jan: can I switch my S.F. with your Hajj?

I much prefer the sort of action which happens in Hajj, over what has become of San Francisco!

Dear Masoud

Thanks for the funny blog. I think FR has been pretty disappointed that you have missed her.

Masoud jaan

Sepaaaaaaaaaas

With your permission,I repost the "Cabinet in Exile",so the newcomers on IC have an idea of some of us old timers!!.

by Masoud Kazemzadeh on Sun Nov 30, 2008 05:03 PM PST

Well DK jaan,

here is our cabinet in exile      :-)

JJ, Supreme Leader.

Foad, Rais Herasat of the Office of the Supreme Leader, and IT Chief of the Country.

Khar, President.

Dariush Kadivar, Minister of Culture.

Party Girl(Ghormeh Sabzi), Minister of Seda va Sima.

IRAN dokht, Minister of Intelligence.

Jimzbund, Deputy to Iran Dokht.

Majid, Poet Laureate, Minister of Wit, Magic, and Making People Happy.

Amil Imani, Vezarat Ershad Islami.

Fred, Minister of Foreign Affairs.

Killjoy, Interior Minister.

Lale Koopal, Youth Minister.

SCE Campaign, Minister of Human Rights.

Farhad Kashani, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

David ET, Ambassador to the U.S. while Obama is President.

Samsam, Iran’s Ambassador to Saudi Arabia.

American Wife: US Ambassador to Iran.

Ali P., Iran’s Ambassador to the UN.

Souri, Iran’s Ambassador to Russia.

Jahanshah Rashidian, Iranian Ambassador to Germany.

TheMRS, Iran’s Ambassador to Hell.

Ebi amirhosseini, Masoul Hajj.

News Goffer, Head of DINA (Democratic Iranian News Agency).

Sickofiri, Head of Truth and Reconciliation Commission.

Shazde Asadola Mirza, Counsel General to San Francisco.

Ebi aka Haaji

Annoying the Islamist hoodlums

When a blog manages both to be funny and annoys 4 IRI Groupies (i.e. Quintessential Islamist, Magas the Malijak, Mola Nasrallah, and Abjee Nilou) then you know that something is right. Regards.

Shazde Asdola Mirza:

I had no idea that Masoud Kazemzadeh could be this funny!

Masoud jan: If you can get a

Masoud jan: If you can get VEVAK's robots   riled up with their guns balzing at you, then you're in the right track. Look forward to more of your satirical writings.