September 11, 2018 September 11, 2018
by Masoud Kazemzadeh

Mir Hussein Mousavi Statement Number 452:

The Green wave of gradual reform wants to resurrect the values and policies of the sublime esteemed Imam Khomeini (r) . . .



Fred: The reformists of IRR, Islamist Rapist Republic, still want to resurrect what has been proven to be a failed and dictatorial...


Timsar Piroz : This is Fred type ZX, different that the ussual PT. The gramar of "Fred" haved detoriorated butt estil haas somme semblences to hebruw gramor. The time is thaat of Tell Avive working hours of working days like shabbot or Washeengtoon dee cee noone tyme.


Nilufar Farsi:  on this the 25th anniversary of the cia-mossad inside job that killed 3,000 imperialist pigs and capitalists, the us imperialist savages went and killed 85 million innocent al qaeda women’s rights activists in afghanistan and 1.4 billion innocent members of iraqi military personnel. and the zionists killed 95 million palestinians, including 105 innocent hamas feminist freedom fighters.


Molla: "besme taalaa. naam sista, one may not understand terrorism, but one supports it," said Hazrat Shotor.


kharmagas marhoum: I will not vote for cia-controlled Mousavi, Sazegara, Kazemzadeh, Mossadegh.



more from Masoud Kazemzadeh

Thank you dear Masoud

by Souri on

I hope you will blog that funny post. It was really hilarious.

Always a delight to read it over and over.


Dear Masoud: Great post, highlighting IC's entertainment value!

by Roozbeh_Gilani on

I particualrly liked your Timsar and Niloofar bits. But Niloofar's angry outburst at you was even funnier! I just cant stop laughing!

Farah Rusta

August 19, 2018 (on a serious note)

by Farah Rusta on

somewherein Iraniandotcom:


Kazemzadeh: on this 65th anniversary of the British coup (no, was it not for the evil Brits, Americans had no intention to stage a coup) that brought down the government of Dr Mohammad Mosaddeq, the one and only democratically elected (during the despotic rule of Mohammad Reza (title of the Shah is hereby omitted) Pahlavi) prime minister in the history of mankind (and Iran!) let us pay tribute to the scholarly works of such great experts as Katouzian, Kinzer, Abrahamian, Gazariowski and ....many others who have categorically proven that it was a coup.

Fariba Amini: Thank you Masoud, let us also remember that Shaban Jafari never knifed Tudeh supporters on behalf of Mosaddegh-Kashani partnership  ...

Anahid Hojjati:  as a Tudeh supporter I never knew Reza Rusta was a member of the Tudeh party's executive committee - what happened to Farah by the way?

 R2-D2: She abused her privileges so JJ blocked her after I flagged her back on 12 September 2010.






by Reality-Bites on

Humour is ALWAYS welcome relief on this website. Good stuff.

Especially liked Nilufar Parsi's typical meltdown on anything to do with "Imperialist" USA. Sharply observed.

Ali P.


by Ali P. on

Very funny, folks.

Nilufar Parsi's comment, specially, was hilareous. It seems to me, the humor was intended to be harmless fun, and I hope it was taken by everyone that way.

Anyway, as long as you keep me out of it, I think we, as a nation, may grow, if we learn to live with- and maybe even enjoy- being toasted. My skin, for one, is getting thicker every day.



Ali P.



by Fred on

Thanks Masoud. The humorless reactions makes it even more humorous.

Take care.


Niloufar Parsi

some more for 2018

by Niloufar Parsi on

masud kazemzadeh: i swear i am an intellectual and what i say really matters. oh and i do have a sense of humor, i swear. just look at my picture. who cares who got killed in ny anyhow! it's a great occasion for running comic blogs... told ya i have a great sense of humour.

souri: very funny dear mass jaan. ha ha. ha ha. thank you for the laugh. i swear i am a sycophant. do u remember that time when...

majd: LOO LOO. round'em up and shoot them. show them bastards how democratic we is. LOL LOL. OMG my head hurts from all the laughter. never enjoyed 9/11 more...

rd-d2: Secular Democratic Republic Of Iran ..., From Our Lips, To The Ears Of God . so we have access to divine ears too.

p_j: appropriately funny. love to have a laugh on 9/11. thanks masud jaanam. where would i be without your timely jokes?


thanks p_j.


thanks majid


thanks souri


blah blah


ps my name is massud. i hope u didn't miss it.


Mola Nasredeen


by Mola Nasredeen on

Excellent tilte you've assigned to this blogger because there's no difference between his positon on Iran and Israel's position on Iran. They both push for a violent overthrow of Iranian regime so he would go back and get his piece of action. But there's a difference here. He's a tool in the hands of hatemonger while Israelis are the smart ones. Keep on veezing.

Masoud Kazemzadeh

Thank You

by Masoud Kazemzadeh on

Majid jaan,

Glad you liked it.





Suri jaan,

Glad you liked it. It was something I posed in IRANdokht’s blog. Here is the blog:



I will post an updated version.






Glad you liked it.







Most thank you.




AL jaan,

I am happy you liked it.





Shushtari jaan,

glad you liked it.







Glad you liked it.





Anahid jaan,

I am happy you liked it.






Doost gerami P-J aziz,

Az mohebat shoma sepaas gozaram.





Dear R2-D2,

This was just humor. I hope that the fundamentalist regime is overthrown as soon as possible and we have a wonderful secular democratic republic.





marhoum Kharmagas

thank you Mossad jaan!

by marhoum Kharmagas on

A small correction to what you attributed to me, I will vote for the contemporary Mossadegh of Iran who happens to be a green reformist (let's call him Dr. Khoraasani for now),... IF IRI and the sharks among the reformists allow him to become a candidate. A couple more corrections are there too ..., but this is enough for the time being.


Masoud Jaan

by R2-D2 on

Hopefully by then, we would have already established a wonderful Secular Democratic Republic Of Iran ...

And, we would ALL be so busy cleaning the mess that this IRI had brought upon our Beloved Iran, that we wouldn't have much time to really do anything else .. :)

As The Saying Goes, From Our Lips, To The Ears Of God ..... :) - !

Hope Is Eternal .....



Anahid Hojjati

Here is more:

by Anahid Hojjati on

yolanda:last week, I had kale pache in China.

Farah Rusta: yolanda, when you were eating kale Pache, did you see Ghazanfar Bakouee; famous Tudeh leader, passing secrets to Russian guy who was having haleem?

One of the writers of the group of writers on IC: Bijan's parents met during 1357 revolution. By 1366; Bijan who was now a handsome 18 year old, was meeting his girlfriend in "Sorento" and at night they would go to Kabare Bacara.


GREETINGS Masoud! Great POST as usual!

by P_J on

And appropriately FUNNY! 

  I sometimes wonder what some of these folks do for living, if anything,  or even for ENTERTAINMENT, since they seem to be blogging 24/7 on this site ALONE!   Although the professionals and/or HUSTELERS are  JUST too obvious!     

I, also, must admit that the level of knowledge and literacy of some of them is very IMPRESSIVE!

Enjoy reading your very INFORMATIVE stuff!

Have a GREAT life!

Anahid Hojjati

This is great, and I will be writing

by Anahid Hojjati on

This is excellent and if I may add, my featured poem will read:"beshno az dele zaram - ke meegeryad baraye madarane befarzand."


very funny

by MM on



Masoud what about your own reaction?

by Q on

I guess "Fred" speaks for you too, so no need for another line.


masoud jaan

by shushtari on

damet garm  


aaleee bood 


Sad truth


You should have added to Fred's part that "airtight sanctions with moral support for the Iranian people have not stopped the Islamist rapist from their goal, so we no longer have any choice but to put the military option on the table"


And then I would have reminded everyone with an I-told-you-so face: didi goftam?




Yes, Majid.......

by Souri on

I don't think Masoud has deleted that one, but only he, can say it.

I was nominated as the ambassador of Russia, too !

Not that I dislike it :)

Artificial Intelligence

You Nailed it!

by Artificial Intelligence on

Very funny. Thanks.


Most Excellent.  

by vildemose on

Most Excellent.  


Good one Masoud - Thank you

by Onlyiran on

good description of the wretched bunch.  And if you notice, neither one of the three that you described here are even Iranian.  :-)))



by Majid on

I think Masoud deleted the one you're talking about, I couldn't find it!

I remember I had a position in that future form of government which I'm looking forward to it! 


Very funny dear Masoud

by Souri on

That one was very funny. It reminded me of another one you wrote some two years ago. We all had a position in the Secular Republic of Iran (?) or soemething like that...I don't remember exactly.

That one was too funny too. Thank you for the laugh.


Brother Jamal's crystal ball

by comrade on

For those of us who think the JM is nothing but a bunch of grumpy oldies with no future: 

Here we have a good-humored young fellow who predicts that the future will still include exile.

Never increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything.




by Majid on


Good one Masoud jaan, round'em up....:-)