Omid Hast

A priori apologize if this is repetitive!

MA: Seegheh meeshi!

EE: No! But I would sing you the "Hummer"-time!

Elahe: I was exposed. What

Elahe: I was exposed. What should I do now back in SF?

Mahmood: Don't worry. I send you money to blog in IC. 

اون ممه رو لولو برده

A Tender Moment at the Islamic Bar

محمود : مثل اینکه  این ممه ها رو لولو برده !

الهه : خودتو  چی میگی  ، مثل اینکه اون جریان رو هم لولو خورده !

Thanks Omid dear: it looks nice! Keep them coming please.

AN: So what's a lovely girl like you, doing in a joint like this?

EE: I've come to collect the promised 1,000,000 per schtuck.

Lovely caricature

Elahe: Tell me Mahmoud, I want to know, are you Imam zamaan?

Mahmoud: Now you are going too far for a free flight, free hotel and a few chello Kabaabs.

talk about lack of creativity

Islamic Bar-------50 people say hooray

Islamic Bar 2-----25 people say hooray

 Islamic Bar 3----12 people say hooray

Islamic Bar 4-----6 people say hooray

Islamic Bar 5-----everyone says, "did this guy run out of ideas, he keeps milking the damn cow until there's nothing left.  Thanks goodness, he's not a pimp"

ساندیس

محمود: ساندیس چی؟  ساندیس هم میدین؟

(News background: Ahmadinejad to visit United Nations next month)
//www1.voanews.com/english/news/middle-east/I...

"Ensani" vs "Heivani"

AN: I hear you are an "expert". Ensani: Errrrm, OK, if you say So!

AN: I hear you can get people a Green Card to USA. Ensani: Sure, with my own expenses and fees...

AN: Give me one of them, I am rich, I have lots of Money. Ensani: NP. But why not Syria instead of "arrogant USA"?

AN: Syria is too close to nasty zionist. They can do to me what they did to brother Imad Mughnyeh. US is safe. I get US citizenship and then start bitching about USA and zionists from the safety of a user ID on Iranian.com. I like user ID "A". Ensani: That's a deal. Welcome to USA and safe world of cyber Jihad......

برادر هسته ای خواهر سانفرانسیسکو یی

محمود :ما شنیدیم سان فرانسیسکویی ها مثله قزوینی های خودمون هستند، آره ؟

الهه :وای خاک  عالم ، برادر هسته ای دولا بشو خسته ای!

بلیت

EE:

summertime ro bekhonam?

MA: na mara bebos ro bekhon!

......

محمود: سلام عزیز .....
الهه: اون سلام بخوره تو سرت ای غرمساق دیوس !!!

محمود: بابا چکا کردم ؟؟ !!
الهه: مگه من نگفتم این عکسای کنفرانسا کنترل کن ... این عکس تخمی من با این عینک عوضی افتاده تو تمام اینترنت ... وای وای وای ... پتم افتاد رو اب ... حالا چه خاکی تو سرم بکنم !!!

(با عرض معضرت برای زبان بد - ولی چاره ای نیست - ر د)

;o)

AN: So, what's up with the sunglasses ? /copyright: Patriot/

Elaheh: Hush, baba, I'm here incognito. 

...

Mahmoud: So, what's up with the sunglasses Missy?
Elaheh: Is that a trick question?! It's the halo, silly! You wouldn't want me to go blind now, would you?

She is a contradiction... even in her name!

Mahmood: Are you a godess?

Elaheh: No, I am human...but I'd only date a guy with a ring of light around his head!

Mahmood: Good girl! So can we go now to San Francisco? (wink wink)

Elaheh: Only if you promise to show me your nuclear power plants! (wink wink)   

Thanks Omid. By the way,

Thanks Omid.

By the way, although I didn't comment on it, I did get a chuckle from your previous cartoon (the amoeba).

I was pretty sure if I kept at it, it might someday come. And it did.

Hi Sargord, Long time no see. How is it going?

I see that you haven’t developed a sense of humor yet.  But, don’t give up.  You’ll get there one day.

Mahamoud: How is your

Mahamoud: How is your tea?

Enssanni: Best tea I've had in 32 years, thanks for asking.

My caption:

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الهه غیر انسانی: خُوب محمود جووون یه چند تا پروژهء مهندسی بده بیاد دیگه

محمود: باشه چشم.  الاهی اون ممه تو لولو نبره امریکا