با توجه به بالا گرفتن علاقه و عشق عمومی جهت شناخت امامان (بخصوص نقی جان)، لیست مختصری را لبخند زنان تهیه دیدهام ... باشد که بخوانید و بخندید.
۱- علي بن أبي طالب ملقب به أبو الحسن ... معروف به ابولی
تحصیلات: زیر صفر
تجربه: آدمکشی، تجاوز و گردن زدن اسیران
کتاب: نهج الملاقه، به تحریر یک یهودی ظاهراً مسلمان شده.
۲- حسن بن علي ملقب به أبو محمد ... معروف به حسن کلک
تحصیلات: بی خیال
تجربه: خانم بازی و صیغه کنی ۱۰۰ تا ۱۰۰
کتاب: گفتم بی خیال!
۳- حسین بن علي ملقب به أبو عبدالله ... معروف به از حول حلیم تو دیگ
تحصیلات: نداریم چی
تجربه: زرنگی زیادی ... ترک حج به طمع سلطنت
کتاب: روضه و ننه من غریبم.
۴- علي بن الحسین ملقب به أبو محمد ... معروف به "بیمار"
تحصیلات: دوم ابتدائی
تجربه: خود را به موش مردگی زدن و مریض بازی
کتاب: سفیه سجادیه (چوس ناله).
۵- محمد بن علي ملقب به أبو جعفر ... معروف به طلبه کن
تحصیلات: حمد و سوره
تجربه: احداث اولین حوزه علمیه
کتاب: بشکه و نحوه استفاده در حوزه.
۶- جعفر بن محمد ملقب به أبو عبدالله ... معروف به نعنا جعفری
تحصیلات: حوزوی
تجربه: خالی بندی
کتاب: هزار و یک حدیث بی سر و ته.
۷- موسی بن جعفر ملقب به أبو الحسن الاول ... معروف به پولکی
تحصیلات: اتل متل توتوله
تجربه: تشکیل اولین مافیای شیعه برای پول جمع کردن
کتاب: چگونه زیر پای داداش اسماعیل رو خالی کردم و امام شدم.
۸- علي بن موسی ملقب به أبو الحسن الثانی ... معروف به رضا ولیعهد
تحصیلات: سوم اکابر
تجربه: خایه مالی جهت رسیدن به ولایتعهدی خلیفه
کتاب: تشخیص شراب مسموم در مشهد!
۹- محمد بن علي ملقب به أبو جعفر ... معروف به اهل حال
تحصیلات: داشته نداشته
تجربه: رفیق بازی، عرق خوری و صیغه کنی
کتاب: نحوه صحیح استفاده از پول شیعه خر.
۱۰- علي بن محمد ملقب به أبو الحسن الثالث ... معروف به نقی
تحصیلات: هر چی کمتر بهتر
تجربه: استحکام شبکه مافیای آخوندی
کتاب: جمع آوری خمس، زکات و سهم امام.
۱۱- الحسن بن علي ملقب به أبو محمد ... معروف به عسگری
تحصیلات: دیپلم خالی بندی
تجربه: حامله کردن زنان از راه دور و در عالم رویا
کتاب: انگور عسگری و خواص آن.
۱۲- محمد بن الحسن ملقب به أبو القاسم ... معروف به مهدی چاخان
تحصیلات: لیسانس قایم موشک بازی
تجربه: سر کار گذاشتن ملت
کتاب: چگونه عمو جفعرم رو کنار زدم تا امام بشم.
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Yes dear Fanoos: we need a mighty bonfire
by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Fri May 18, 2012 06:54 PM PDT500 years of Shiite crap can't be cleaned any other way!
بله انگلفیل ... همان حافظ و یزید رو عشق است
Shazde Asdola MirzaSun May 20, 2012 10:48 AM PDT
حافظ آن پایه به یزید و معاویه علاقه داشت که دیوان خود را با بیتی از یزید گشود:
الا یا ایها الساقی ادر کاسا و ناولها
my favorite of his works
by مآمور on Mon May 14, 2012 08:57 PM PDTwww.youtube.com/watch?v=3HbVgH_9Eus&feature=relate...
I wear an Omega watch
Shazdeh A. M.! A masterpiece!
by fanoos on Mon May 14, 2012 04:19 PM PDTThe cultural and social defecation of Iran by Islam for the past 1400 years and by the mullahs for the past 34 years can not be cleansed even by the strongest chemicals known to the mankind! It's only by burning of the mullahs bodies one by one that we may be able to undo this mess of HOG (reverse it)!
اسدالله بازم اومدی اظهار فضل کنی خراب کردی که!
anglophileMon May 14, 2012 02:19 PM PDT
مصراع آغازین دیوان حافظ را به یزید نسبت میدن نه به شمر و معاویه. شما قجرا که حکومت یزیدی داشتید که بهتر باید بدونید (لال)
Do Iranians know their Imam-e-Zaman is black?
by Anonymous Observer on Mon May 14, 2012 11:33 AM PDT//fa.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D9%86%D8%B1%DA%AF%D8%B3_%D8%AE%D8%A7%D8%AA%D9%88%D9%86
Given Iranians' racist tendencies, I wonder how they would react to this bit of news if it becomes known by the masses. :-))
با تشکر از دوستان
Shazde Asdola MirzaMon May 14, 2012 11:28 AM PDT
Azarbanoo: I hope that your every day be filled with hope and happiness.
COP dear: In reply to your "What Gives?" I can only offer my own thoughts:
Yes, our Iranian ancestors actually kicked the Arabs out of the country, barely 2 centuries after occupation. Some of their leaders (e.g. Mardaviej) even tried to restore the Zartoshti faith, but failed because:
1. Zartoshti beliefs were even more backward than Islam;
2. Zoroaster religion is mono-racial (people of non Persian blood can't convert);
3. Iranian warriors preferred to take over the whole Arab world, rather than be a small player within Iran;
4. When Iranian forces (آل بویه) captured Baghdad and turned the Caliphs into their own little puppets; there was no incentive for going back to the antic Sassanid traditions.
Shazdeh, Haz Kardam
by Azarbanoo on Mon May 14, 2012 09:56 AM PDTYou made my day. Thanks
Creative, as usual, Shazdeh
by Cost-of-Progress on Mon May 14, 2012 09:50 AM PDTIf and when (big IF) we Iranians stop embracing our oppressors (like valuing these dead arabs as if there's no tomorrow), we can begin to heal....
Spain: 700 years of Arab occupation, but they were able to pull themselves out of the filth of islam.
Iran: around 300 years or so of occupation, but we have never been able to de-couple oursleves from the filth. In reality, they never left!
What gives?
If Soviets had actually taken over Afghanistan in 70's
by amirparvizforsecularmonarchy on Mon May 14, 2012 09:39 AM PDTThey would not have needed to send in their military in the 80's when shah was long gone. The point being that Shahs Team never used mullahs or extremists in Afghanistan to repel USSR, politically, militarily or economically. His aims were very progressive and not regressive.
He did everything he could do for Iran, based on the capabilities of the people of Iran and where Iranians did not have the capability he made plans for achieving capabilities, though his opposition are intentionally in denial about it, exactly because they are his opposition.
Any expert that knows about Iranian society, knows that Iranians were not capable of creating the institutions necessary for developing a democracy (especially under the competitive pressure iran was under as an economically developed nation) and needed one to two generations to achieve this.
So as the late shah worked towards that path, he was being disingenuously presented as a dictator (those who called him a dictator were usually opponents that were fully aware this was not true and exactly what the difference between a law abiding monarch is and a dictator). Ask them when did the late Shah use absolute power and the answer is, never in all his years did he lawfully have it, did he use it or could he use it if he wated to.
Pity we are so stupid collectively and so brilliant individually.
"Mamoor": the Iran Shia Mullahs don't agree with you ...
by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Mon May 14, 2012 09:29 AM PDTSad but true Mullah beliefs:
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=so62J4NxJJM&feature=related
but do not despair
by mousa67 on Mon May 14, 2012 08:44 AM PDTmy ahmadinejad mamoor joon. as this form of money induced shia cancer can be fixed if detected early by a simple procedure of colonoscopy. my cousine ofir who is an immigration officer in london heathrow (now dont panic) is a part time colonoscopist and does it for fun on shia patients. in your case you might even get paid my cuty pie of a cyber bassiji.
LOL
Yes, shia is popular in Italy
by مآمور on Mon May 14, 2012 08:22 AM PDTeven if u come from a zionist family
god bless Mehdi Angeli
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8nBCBZ_A4I
I wear an Omega watch
برادران دوقلو
مآمورMon May 14, 2012 08:02 AM PDT
امام علی با وجود توانای کامل در جنگ القادسیه شرکت نکرد وقتی هم که شهربانو خواهر هرمز را به اسارت به مکه آوردنند ایشان را از عمر خرید و به عقد پسرش حسین در آورد. شهربانو در کنار حسین بود در کربلا و این چنین است که امامهای شیعه رگ ایرانی دارند. علی برخلاف معاویه با ایرانیها خیلی خوب بود و برای همین ایران شیعه است.
اما اینکه عزیز خودم شازده بانمک امروز طرفدار بن لادن شده چونکه به درستی جای سوختگی را تشخیص داده و آب هدر نمیدهد!!
وهابیسم و بهائیسم برادر هستند و دارای پدر و مادر یکی فقط خاله های آنها فرق می کند
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mr al pachino iranboy: shia islam is the worst kind of cancer
by mousa67 on Mon May 14, 2012 05:52 AM PDTit could lead to pancreatic cancer amongst those who follow it for money, like our own mr mamoor of ahmadinejad here.
btw. did not know shia islam had followeres amongst sicilian mafia. but it does make perfect sense.
دانشمند آخوند شیعه و اهل سنت
Shazde Asdola MirzaMon May 14, 2012 05:28 AM PDT
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2d5BHmWk-c&feature=related
USSR practically toke over Afghanistan in 1973
by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Mon May 14, 2012 05:22 AM PDTIn 1973, the Afghan king was overthrown and a "republic" was declared. The king was overthrown by a prominent member of his own family, Daoud, who seized power with the help of an underground party named the Peoples Democratic Party of Afghanistan ... a pro-Moscow communist party.
Not True Shah was long gone before USSR invaded Afghanistan
by amirparvizforsecularmonarchy on Sun May 13, 2012 10:30 PM PDTTherefore shah never relied on the mullahs or islamists. Shah was gone in 79 and opposed mullahs and islamists. Afghanistan happened in early 80's and USA relied on them heavily.
The Invading Afghanistan was actually the result of USA betraying the late shah, having irans military murdered and air force terminated and then the USA siding with the mullahs.
The mullahs were brought into power by the USA and used to defeat soviets and are kept in power by USA today. Brutality, Poverty, Backwardness, Inhumanity, this is what the USA wants for Iranians, sadly its succeeding.
The point was we owe a lot to the pahlavi's for being secular, in harmony with iranian culture in contrast to qajars. This lead to bringing Iranians peacefully towards freedom, with constant progress during pahlavi's time.
The pahlavi's would have never allowed islamic extremism to be used against the ussr, because it would have been a greater threat to iranians. The pahlavi's cared about the health and education of iran deeply.
Pahlavis were and are against extremists, the uk, usa, france are for extremists and have always been for them. Russia and China are also against extremists, though both Russia and China go along with IRI because the USA keeps the IRI in power and the Neither russia nor china is capable of removing extremists from power, so they just compete with the USA for influence with the extremsts. The russians and chinese do this by providing extremists with technologies the USA would not want them to have even though the west loves brutality of extremsts for iranians, they want them backwards too and weak so that is how russians bring the IRI to their side.
حتی آمریکا هم از اسلامگرایان بر علیه کمونیستها استفاده کرد
Shazde Asdola MirzaSun May 13, 2012 09:36 PM PDT
True, Shah had a bloody break up with the Mullahs after 1965, but then again after the Soviet invasion of Afghanestan ... Shah and the USA both heavily leaned on the Mullahs, and even armed the Islamists, in order to defeat what they perceived as the main threat ... USSR.
After 1965 he no longer relied on Mullahs at all
by amirparvizforsecularmonarchy on Sun May 13, 2012 09:30 PM PDTHe put all of Irans eggs in the USA basket, after signing a pact with the USA. He did the math that the USA and her allies UK/France could not afford to betray Iran, that if they did they wouldn't be capable to holding their position as leading world powers for more than 70 years maximum, based on geopolitics.
Being betrayed by the west, is not a mistake in my book, if those who betray you eventually end up having a worse fate than you do and are fully conscious that it was they who made the mistake (though they will deny it with every thing they have until they succumed to despair and collapse) Shah had practically liberated Iranians from mullahs before 79, when they reasserted themselves with wests help.
True: Shah was much more secular than the Qajars, but ...
by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Sun May 13, 2012 09:22 PM PDT... he still thought of Mullahs as his strategic allies against the Communists.
That was a fatal mistake!
حتی حافظ دیوان خود را با بیتی از شمر گشود
Shazde Asdola MirzaSun May 13, 2012 09:21 PM PDT
چرا که نه؟
حتی حافظ آن پایه به معاویه و شمر علاقه داشت که دیوان خود را با بیتی از شمر گشود:
الا یا ایها الساقی ادر کاسا و ناولها
There are words and there are actions,
by amirparvizforsecularmonarchy on Sun May 13, 2012 09:09 PM PDTLegally speaking, the late shahs action did move mullahs out of government, court, schools etc.
He gave mullahs nothing in contrast to what he took from them. Which is why I disagree on the late shah kowtowing to mullahs, especially if you look after 1965, before 1965 he tried to work with them on reforming themselves which got nowhere, after 1965 and taking their land and large sources of income away he tried forcing them to focus on spirituality only.
Politically speaking being in a position to Claim to have been saved by Abbas was a result of the power of Mullahs in Iran at the time, which they had got to after harmful and disfuctional policies pursued by qajars that enslaved the nation to them. Shah had practically liberated Iranians from mullahs before 79, when they reasserted themselves with help.
از عشق معاویه است نه از بغض علی
مآمورSun May 13, 2012 09:00 PM PDT
این هم یک تکیه کلام عراقی که من آن را بطور برعکس ترجمه کرده ام. در جنگ علی و معاویه که بیشتر آن در سرزمین کنونی عراق رخ داد سپاه معاویه (مورخین عرب) از قبائل عرب بودنند که با علی به قول همان عربها کینه شتری داشتند(عرب بودند دیگه !!!)و فقط به همین دلیل دور معاویه جمع شده بودند. عاشق معاویه نبودند از علی بغض داشتند!!
شازده جان عزیز خودم از معدود ایرانیهای هست که ندای اعتقدوا به معاویه الپرشین فی اسرائیل واحد احد را شنید و آن را لبیک گفت!!!
I wear an Omega watch
Pahlavi's kowtowing to Shia mullahs ... was not even funny
by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Sun May 13, 2012 08:48 PM PDTNo Qajar king claimed to have been saved by Hazrat Abbas!
M.R. shah did ... lol.
The Pahlavi's unlike the qajars we are really indebted to
by amirparvizforsecularmonarchy on Sun May 13, 2012 08:34 PM PDTWe owe the Pahlavi's alot in terms of helping awaken and develop Iranian Leaders for the future by focussing all Iranians on Irans non islamic culture, rewarding it and at the same time not following the mullahs lead like the qajars and therefore revealing to Iranians what the mullahs really are.
Sadly the qajars were totally subservient to the mullahs who during ther rule were allowed to rule in politics, the courts, the schools, farming. Thanks to the late shah and his father the mullahs were removed out of all these areas they enjoyed during the qajar era and they started for us the era of Iranian progress. Betrayal and manipulations, don't hold natons back for long.
Not all religions are made equal ... some are worse ...way worse
by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Sun May 13, 2012 08:02 PM PDT//iranian.com/main/blog/shazde-asdola-mirza/true-islam-very-tolerant-and-forgiving-religion-wink-wink
What is becoming of this site?
by Albaloo on Sun May 13, 2012 06:49 PM PDTDelam beham khord az een blog.
Sad rahmat be chaleh meydoon !!
Fesenjoon2
by Iranboy on Sun May 13, 2012 06:35 PM PDTYes, I do agree with you that religion is cancer. All religions are dangerous... including christinaity and judaism... they are even more cancerous than Islam
Iranboy
by Fesenjoon2 on Sun May 13, 2012 12:08 PM PDTYou have a lot of nerves talking about respect! Non of this even would exist of you had respected the beliefs of the millions of Iranians who didnt want to have religion shoved down their throats 24/7 fror the past 35 years!
Where is this respect of yours when it leads to executing infidels and lashing and stoning for the cause of Allah?
Islam is a mental disease and it must be eradicated. We have 1400 years of data to prove it. Look around you! Wherever there is Islam, there is death and destruction:
//www.bbc.co.uk/persian/world/2012/05/120512_l31_syria_islamist_alnusra.shtml
//www.bbc.co.uk/persian/iran/2012/05/120513_l44_shahin_najafi_fatwa_makarem.shtml
//www.bbc.co.uk/persian/afghanistan/2012/05/120513_zs_rahmani_killing_resp_claim.shtml