می بخور، منبر بسوزان - مردم آزاری نکن

بچه آخوند؟من؟ اشتباه گرفتی!

 این هم قطعه شعری برای مظلوم نما و آن دیگر بی ادب
اما اینک عدهای آتش شده اند
بعد کوچ کوها آرش شدند
بعضی از آنها که خون نوشیده اند(توجه مضاعف)
ارث جنگ عشق را پوشیده اند(گفتی تو و برادرت چکار میکردین؟؟)
عده ای حسن القضا را دیده اند
عده ای را قصرها بعلیده اند
بزدلانی گز هراس ابتر شدند
از بسیجی ها بسیجی تر شدند

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the monarcho-islamist alliance & rebellion on iranian.com :)

i had a telex from tel aviv this morning instructing me to look into this new highly important  development which is regarded as the biggest threat to the existance of the jewish state (& all it's bahai citizens!) since ahmadinejad joon bought 1000 chelo koobabs (with gojeh sides) for I-ranian-americans! i will be collecting my cattle class ticket heading towards the epi-center of this rebellion, the great city of london this week.

see you boys & girls outside buckingham palace where we can all sing god save the queen in yiddish, broken farsi and arabic.

LOL

شازده جان، به قول فردوسی :

جهانی بران جنگ نظاره بود

که آن انگل زشت پتیاره بود

Wow Assdola!

You should not allow such wise words or yours be lost on the Wikipedia:

"a popular uprising, which attempts to create a new form of government (e.g. republic to replace monarchy), is indeed a revolution. "

Sounds like the kind of definition Saddam and Gaddafi loved to give to their coups (oops I meant uprising) LOL.

By the way, both 30 Tir and 28 Mordad were achieved thanks to Ayatollah Kashani's heavy support:  pro Mossadegh on 30 Tir and against the old demagouge on 28 Mordad! So your initial claim that in the revolutions!!! before 1979 the clergy were controlled by the intelligentsia (if we accept that there was such a thing) is pure baloney!

Our freind Ma'moor has a better grasp of English than you Assdola jan :))

who have been hanging out with recently honey?

last night it was soroush & two other guys teaching you farsi. tonight with engineers? LOL

btw. did you try that vasseline i recomended after (or was it before? LOL)going for a "pint" with your new friend alec guiness? i hear ahmadinejad joon uses that everytime he goes to new york to improve his oral in ingilishi.

LOL

Mousa jon ke farsiesh az fred ham behtar hast

 The size of a radian is determined by the
requirement that there are 2 radians in a circle.
Thus 2 radians equals 360 degrees. This means that
1 radian = 180/ degrees, and 1 degree = /180 radians.

what is your degree É

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on rebellion & revolution.

mamooreh joon, i like it when your written  ingilishi improves. makes me wonder about your oral english :) but honey, rebellion is like that day you stamped your cute feet & screamed @ haj agha & haj khanoom in tears that unless they send you to londoon to be close to harrods, you'll run away from home & get a job at a beirut nightclub! revolution, is like turning 180 degrees! right, that is exactly what i mean. LOL

Faramarz jan: these older chicks can be freaky

But you know the drill ... B's be crazy ... boys be busy!

از انگلو پرسیدند: "شاهدت کیه؟" - گفت مأمور

My dear "learning friends": a popular uprising, which attempts to create a new form of government (e.g. republic to replace monarchy), is indeed a revolution.

Those other "examples" by Anglo, are as good as her made up university degree in Anghool-va-Manghool.

You said jan Mamoor jan you said it

Shazde, the Chick Magnet!

Shazde Dear,

You seem to be attracting attention from very diverse quarters!

More power to you!

That is generally regarded as being a "chick magnet" or a "freak magnet!"

Assdola jan by your made up criteria you forgot a few more

4. Balvaay-e Naan (against Ahmad Shah - thanks to his grain hoarding habits)

5. Tangestaan uprising (suppresed by your beloved Mossadegh) 

6. Mohammad Taghi Khan Bakhtiaari uprising (killed by Fath Ali Shah)

7. Pishevari separatists in Tabriz

8, Gholam Yahya uprising in Kordestan

9. Syahkal uprising in Syahka! 

10.. Amir Hooshang Davalu-Ghajar uprising from behind his Manghal!!

LOL

Good try Assdolla BUT you obviously don't know the differecen between  a revolution in classical sense and an uprising.

Try harder. 

Anglo jon

you should excuse Shazdeh for not knowing the difference between 'rebellion' and 'revolution' !!

I didnt know before u told me! remember? I drove you and my boss to shomal!!

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اون یاروی عزیز

After Iranians succeeded in the Constitutional Revolution, they hanged the chief Ayatollah!

//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheikh_Fazlollah_Noori

A true AngalPhil or Monarchist, wouldn't have made such mistake

Angal, dear:

Shouldn't you at least give credit to the Enghelab-e-Shah-va-Mardom? Or how about your masters' Ghiyam-e-Mardomi of 28 Mordad?

You perhaps wouldn't like the 30th of Tir uprising, which almost toppled the Pahlavi monarchy. But how about the other republican revolutions (anti-Qajar) of:

1. Kochak jangali;

2. Sheikh Khiyabani;

3. Colonel Pesyan?

Shazdeh Jaan, after Iranians prevail in their quest for freedom

and successfully overthrow the akhoonds what should they do with them?

Should Iranians have them all akhteh (castrated) so they won't be able to reproduce?

Thanks.

اسدالله بازم اومدی اظهار فاضل کنی‌

مگه ما چند تا  انقلاب قبل از انقلاب بهمن داشتیم که میگی‌ انقلاب‌های گذشته ؟!!

تازه تو همون انقلاب مشروطه هم که آخوند سوار بود مگه یادت رفته :))

همبستگی و همفکری نه ... همکاری بله

Divaneh jan, 

You are right on the issue of convergence, but there is certainly more cooperation.

I hope you are right Shazde

I have not seen any evidence to suggest that there is any issue on which there is unity or convergence between these groups. You must know more than I do.

شیرین خانم

در انقلاب‌های گذشته، آخوند مورد استفاده روشنفکران بود، ولی‌ در سال ۱۹۷۹ برعکس شد.

Mardom Mazlom: and not surprisingly beaten by Akhonds for one ..

... full generation!

من البته شاید

من البته شاید کوچکتر از همه شما باشم

هیچکدوم از اینهایی رو که زنده باد و مرده باد بهشون میگن نمیشناسم

اما

از عبا..و عمامه...و اسلام...وحشت دارم

با مراجعه به تاریخ 150 سال گذشته متوجه میشیم که تمام انقلاب های گذشته از مشروطیت گرفته تا کنون

همه و همه زیر سر همین عمامه بسران و عبا بدوشان بوده است

ملت شریف ایران هم همیشه به دنبالشان

نه نه نه...خواهش میکنم رگهای گردنتان ورم نکند...علاقه من به ایران با وجودیکه مدت کمی در اونجا بودم...با وجود اینکه نیمه آلمانی هستم....(پدرم ایرانی...مادرم آلمانی)

از شما کمتر نیست...اما چشم من آب نمیخوره...من از آنچه که در مرز های سیاسی ایران

میگذرد بسیار نا امیدم...ایران هر گز آن ایرانی که خواهانش هستم نخواهد شد

We are still at our beam and mote paradox, Shazdeh jaan,

Matthew  asked: "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"

And Iranians answered: "Ab zereshk, you nokar inlgisse"!

جامعه بدون مغز توحیدی

Rozbeh, dear: Your observation is true. IRI from the beginning figured out that; it's much easier to rule over mindless and brainwashed people. The crap (Shiite) that IRI constantly injects into the kid's brains, is specifically designed for that purpose.

Divaneh jan: To be honest with you, it is getting much better. Almost all opposition groups are now conversing with one another, and having regular meetings. It is definitely a good sign, but as you have observed; much more needs to be done.

کو گوش شنوا

شازده جان حرف دل ما را زدی اما کو گوش شنوا. حالت ایران مثل یک کشتی در حال غرق شدن است که سرنشینانش به جای فکر نجات مشغول دعوا و فحش و فضیحت به یکدیگر هستند که مقصر کیست.

تقسیم کار عادلانه در جمهوری اسلامی

وزارت اطلاعات دستگیرمیکند قوه ی قضاییه بدون محاکمه محکوم میکند رهبر حکم اعدام صادر میکند سپاه پاسداران به دار میکشد. جمهوری اسلامی قصد دارد با اعدام مغز های متفکر یک جامعه ی بدون مغز صددرصد اسلامی بسازد.

Assdola!

   "" socialist

 "" socialist colleague who does not want to be identified sent me this: "As'ad, the Americans and the Saudis overplayed their hand in Egypt and the result will not be good. The Jordanians who began repressing a few weeks ago after being told by the Saudis and the Americans that Egypt has been fixed are trembling over what will happen tomorrow and the next few week in Egypt with repercussions in Amman.

All Oppression Creates a State of War--Simone De Beauvoir

دوستان عزیز

Ms. Hojjat: many thanks for your continued support.

Faramarz jan: I don't expect somersault and gymnastics from our politicians ... some commonsense will do the trick.

Anglophile, dear

That's why everyone has been so satisfied with you!