می بخور، منبر بسوزان - مردم آزاری نکن

دیوانه جان

امیدوارم که به نمونه واقعی‌‌اش گرفتار شوی - تا قدر مدل پلاستیکی را بگیری!

divaneh, what a funny comment you wrote :)))

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Read as promised, carefully and anally

Black, noir, nero, crno.

I suppose you ought to be Iranian to understand. If not, lost. ;o)

Inside the toys

I also had a toy that gave me so much pleasure and I cut it to find out what was inside. All the air went out and I had to sleep on my own that night.

Shazde Jaan, I think more than one of us has to make that confession. I enjoyed and learnt as usual.

ماندای عزیز

It's been a while since I have known that she is great - but thanks for giving me a passing grade. That ok on my account, means a lot coming from your wholesome soul.

Clearly beautiful

And in case you were fishing for anyone's validation of your natural tendancies - you are Ok Shazdeh jan, trust me. And so is she.

Top 5 signs you are anal-retentive

//www.mattcutts.com/blog/top-5-signs-you-are-anal-retentive/

1. You keep large redundant amounts of all your sundries such as laundry detergent so that you never risk running out.
2. You don’t just sort the money in your wallet by $1, $5, $10, or $20, but also sort the bills by wear-and-tear so that you get rid of the bills in the worst shape first.
3. You look up anal-retentive to see whether it needs a hyphen.
4. You don’t just keep a grocery list, you micro-optimize order of the items on the grocery list so that you only make one pass through the grocery store.
5. After a power outage or when Daylight Savings Time starts or ends, you feel the need to set all your clocks to the same minute and second.
6. It really irritates you when someone says a list has 5 items and you count six.

Shazde, uffff

Promise to read tomorrow, carefully and anally. Hopefully, will get the switch. 

Late here, nite. 

Everybody L.S.

Thanks for the clarification ... so DA was trying to be "anally funny" by saying that one can be CompartAnalyzed while still being a Virgin. I understand now ... kind of reminds me of the young Ayatollah Rafsanjani in the Feyzieh ;-)

Put Mullahs in the Boshkeh ... where they all belong!

Shazdeh, welcome back! When you are not around this place

is soot o koor'e! I think it's "compartmentalized" not "compartanalyzed!"

My decoding algorithm says certain compartments have been penetrated and some others have not!? Sort of like Barbari dude in a Boshkeh with multiple ingress points!

Rea

This has nothing to do with Anal Sex ... the title is just a bait ... the story being the switch!

فرامرز جان

Clearly, you didn't do the "tabiei" or (natural science) diploma in Iran! We had a tiny biology teacher who could draw all organs, including the female parts, using colored chalks. Despite his dwarfed size, kids were so afraid of his temper that, no one dared to even smile when he was describing the vagina in a monologue.

Read as far as "too anal"

Painful, all I can say.

Dirty Angel

Don't understand you and perhaps, never will.

What the heck is "compartanalyzed virgin"?

Happy new year and all the "stuffy" wishes you deserve!

So That's Where Everything is!

Somebody should have shown me this picture years ago!

I think Steve Martin said it best:

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither!"

But seriously Shazde, try to date her different parts on different nights! Your odds will improve!

pain and piles

that's all I can think of and

my being a compartanalyzed virgin. 

I'd say,I'd be outtahere, if weren't wishing, you'd be!

;)

"Stuff happens and some, one way or another, get stuffed"

Ebi dear

Not sure about her, but certainly I am having a lot of trouble understanding!

Bad Stories for Bad Kids

Shazdeh Jaan

 Do you think she'll ever understand !!??

 -" Fine … stay cautious; keep analyzing and calculating; never give in to love. "

Ebi aka Haaji