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Digging with a backhoe
13-May-2010
Following my recent verbal assaults on our glorious president, couple of friends have emailed and said, “for god’s sake – let the man do his job.” What job, I asked? The answer: digging IRI’s grave with a backhoe!
It was like a huge revelation … the clouds danced away from the sun and I could see the truth for the first time. Yes, yes and yes … who is the most effective destroyer of IRI? Our one and only beloved president Ahmaghi Nutjob, of course!
1. Who could have united the whole world against the IRI?
2. Who could bring about the worst economic sanctions against the regime?
3. Isn’t he our greatest ally, by pitting one-half of IRI against the other?
4. Is he not the ugliest and most despicable symbol that IRI could pick, for the world to hate?
5. What better way to ruin the IRI economical machine than spend billions on useless arms, nuclear toys and the Arab terrorists?
6. What is the more effective way to cripple the IRI military, than a direct confrontation with US and Israel?
7. Aren’t the IRI forces of repression now clearly evident for the people inside and outside Iran?
He is digging a huge grave with a giant backhoe alright! So why do I curse this mother-fucker monkey-faced piece of shit? Well the answer is simple: I am worried that instead of a gradual and positive reform and improvement in the country … this son of a bitch may destroy Iran and IRI all together.
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shazdeh aziz
by Fatollah on Sat May 15, 2010 06:12 PM PDTshayad, as mast ke bar mast, I don't know!
پدر روحانی بیل
Shazde Asdola MirzaFri May 14, 2010 06:00 PM PDT
اگر خدای نکرده، انتخاب ملت همین‌ها باشد که شما میفرمایید، همین مادر قحبه‌ها بمونند بهتره.
Shazdeh-- You hit the proverbial nail right in the center of
by pastor bill rennick on Fri May 14, 2010 04:47 PM PDTMahmoud Gooreel's ass which happens to be at the same height of the hole on the Boshkeh he used to get in while at Hozeyeh Elmiyeh Qom!
Below is as certain to me as the Sun will rise again tomorrow morning!
The mullahs will NOT go away unless one of the following occurs:
a) Iranian people reach the point that they can't take it anymore and start an armed struggle which will highly likely turn into a civil war,
b) Military strike against the IRI by US and hopefully backed up by an invasion.
The question is which one is less painful on Iranians.
The enemy within
by divaneh on Fri May 14, 2010 03:55 PM PDTSo right Shazdeh. Who could do it any better? Unfortunately I also share your pessimistic conclusion. They say when an Akhond gets on the back of a donkey, he won’t come down until either the donkey or the Akhond dies. Similarly when a bacheh Akhond becomes president, either he dies or the country.
Rea,
AN is the face of the IRI and symbolises the whole Mafia gang and its policies.
Hakeem farmodanad: lets not just talk the talk
by Darveesh on Fri May 14, 2010 03:15 PM PDTچه خوش گفت فردوسي پاكزاد
كه رحمت برآن تربت پاك باد
در این خاک زرخیز ایران زمین
نبودند جز مردمی پاک دین
همه دینشان مردی و داد بود
وز آن کشور آزاد و آباد بود
چو مهر و وفا بود خود کیششان
گنه بود آزار کس پیششان
همه بنده ناب یزدان پاک
همه دل پر از مهر این آب و خاک
پدر در پدر آریایی نژاد
ز پشت فریدون نیکو نهاد
بزرگی به مردی و فرهنگ بود
گدایی در این بوم و بر ننگ بود
کجا رفت آن دانش و هوش ما
چه شد مهر میهن فراموش ما
که انداخت آتش در این بوستان
کز آن سوخت جان و دل دوستان
چه کردیم کین گونه گشتیم خوار؟
خرد را فکندیم این سان زکار
نبود این چنین کشور و دین ما
کجا رفت آیین دیرین ما؟
به یزدان که این کشور آباد بود
همه جای مردان آزاد بود
در این کشور آزادگی ارز داشت
کشاورز خود خانه و مرز داشت
گرانمایه بود آنکه بودی دبیر
گرامی بد آنکس که بودی دلیر
نه دشمن دراین بوم و بر لانه داشت
نه بیگانه جایی در این خانه داشت
از آنروز دشمن بما چیره گشت
که ما را روان و خرد تیره گشت
از آنروز این خانه ویرانه شد
که نان آورش مرد بیگانه شد
چو ناکس به ده کدخدایی کند
کشاورز باید گدایی کند
به یزدان که گر ما خرد داشتیم
کجا این سر انجام بد داشتیم
بسوزد در آتش گرت جان و تن
به از زندگی کردن و زیستن
اگر مایه زندگی بندگی است
دو صد بار مردن به از زندگی است
بیا تا بکوشیم و جنگ آوریم
برون سر از این بار ننگ آوریم
دکتر جان: درست میفرمایید، "چاره‌ای باید انداختن"
Shazde Asdola MirzaFri May 14, 2010 03:05 PM PDT
اما گاهی آنقدر نا امید و نگران میشوم، که خدا خدا می‌کنم شاید معجزه‌ای ظهور کند، و الا، کار میهن ما نیز به احتمال زیاد به حال عراق، افغانستان، پاکستان و لبنان می‌رسد.
دوستی به خنده میگفت، دعا با دهن عرق نخورده به عرش نمیرسد! بنده که به لحاظ پزشکی معذورم، اما جنابعالی اگر توفیق دارید، به گوش خدای عشق و شراب زمزمه‌ای بفرمائید.
Dear Rea: you may be right, but it is hard to tell who's running
by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Fri May 14, 2010 02:50 PM PDTthe show, behind the closed doors of IRI.
vildemose
by Rea on Fri May 14, 2010 01:55 PM PDTI do know about the RGs and their economic might.
Hélas, it is not what you or I believe, or wish for that matter. It is what Iranians in Iran would decide tomorrow if asked. And I think btw AN and Khamenei, they'd go for the latter.
Hence, my question to Shazde. ;o)
PS. "Politics of subsidy reform" was an interesting link, appreciated.
@rea
by vildemose on Fri May 14, 2010 12:35 PM PDTRea: Ahmadinejad and his faction are the real power broker. Suprme leader of ignorance is afraid of them.
The Thugs Who Lead Iran's Supreme Leader//www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-06-27/the-thugs-who-lead-irans-supreme-leader/
Wouldn't call it a gem, though
by Rea on Fri May 14, 2010 11:45 AM PDTOooops.
Iranian Presidents are expendable. Supreme Leaders, it seems, are not. They last until they die. That is where the power is.
Shazde, how about that ? ;o)
Shazdeh jan: Another gem.
by vildemose on Fri May 14, 2010 09:21 AM PDTShazdeh jan: Another gem. Please don't delete this one.
کنون چاره‌ای باید انداختن
M. Saadat NouryFri May 14, 2010 07:16 AM PDT
شازده ی گرامی و آگاه، با درود فراوان ، بنظر می رسد که سروده ی فردوسی تنها تصویر پردازی و داستانگویی نباشد ، حماسی و آموزنده است و یک نتیجه ی سودمند و نیکو را بهمراه دارد : کنون چاره‌ای باید انداختن
دل خویش ازین رنج پرداختن . فردوسی چنین گفت:
دریغ‌ست ایران که ویران شود
کنام پلنگان و شیران شود
کنون جای سختی و رنج و بلاست
نشستنگه تیزچنگ اژدهاست
کسی کز پلنگان بخوردست شیر
بدین رنج ما را بود دستگیر
کنون چاره‌ای باید انداختن
دل خویش ازین رنج پرداختن
با سپاس فراوان.
Guilty as charged
by Rea on Fri May 14, 2010 06:55 AM PDTHowever, watch out for the one in the black robe. That's where, I think, the real power is.
Slightly modified version of your poem
by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Fri May 14, 2010 06:31 AM PDTدریغ است ایران که ویران شود ... کنام الاغان و گاوان شود
Shazdeh jan,
by Mardom Mazloom on Fri May 14, 2010 06:03 AM PDTYou're right A.N. is already destroying the country with IRI all together. We are really f@cked up, but it's not a reason to give up! I think that when Fordossi said, Ba'eed ast ke Iran viran shavad, he meant that till there are Iranians, Iran will survive!