می بخور، منبر بسوزان - مردم آزاری نکن

Shazde's feelings are hurt

You did not like me calling it as I see it. I thought you had thicker skin. There! There! There!  

Mr. Fozolie

God with a Vagina

The other guy is just the avatar. Is a fashionable cross-dresser, a Bi and Trans gender psychopath, of the like of  that Doctor and Mister.  A schizophrenic, manic, who does not know who the hell (excuse the word here! Sensitive to the other guy,) IT is?  Has multiple personality and none-existent identity. A freaking confused thing not knowing to do good or bad, so to even it out the schizoid does it all at the same time!! Go figure?!  This is what that IT is, bend over five times a day and submit.

 If there was a god with a vagina, the omnipotent, omniscient thing would do something about the menacing bastard Satan. After all if Shazdeh’s “Empirical Findings” is correct and this woman “Gives life to other Beings,” then SHE must have the POWER to beat the crap of this guy Satan  to whom SHE gave LIFE to begin with, and send him to Shomaal (just to be nice!!) Since invention of god with or without a vagina some 4000 years or so ago, the schizoid with help of his retards  has played it perfectly to convince the earthlings that there is rally another thing called SATAN?!! That allows the retards opportunity for the perfect execution of god’s heavenly orders.

Of course intellectual talk can lead to pillow talk, but ...

... Fozolie dear, judging from all your angry comments today; you must be more frustrated than the all of us.

If you improve your Akhlagh, we will try to find a good Shohar for you!

Allegory smallegory sartre martre sociology sexology

Come off it Shazdeh

All you have on your brain is a quick trip to San Francisco

 Tell the truth 

Mr. Fozolie

Allah is the Ghamar Khanom of gods

Divaneh jan, there are multiple gods for us humans. Even the Allah in any Muslim's mind is different from another one.

However, if I had to think of a female character for Allah, that would be Ghamar khanom:

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2gnytOANDk

Allah is a nasty woman

If god is a woman, then Allah must be a nasty one.

I nevertheless agree with you Shazde jaan. God must be a woman and Satan a man.

God gets really crossed if you don't listen to her. Satan pretends to listen but he is just thinking about food and sex.

You get a lot of sex if you do as the god said. Satan just talks about it but all you get is another party with a good deal of firework.

برای ما، مطلقی وجود ندارد؛ فقط انسانها هستند و دیگر هیچ.

All-Iranians, dear: thanks for the reminder about Sartre.

Yes, outside of our minds and our lives, there are no "good and bad" ... there is no "god and evil". All we say and all we do, is about our affairs ... the humans.

The duality that we project upon the world, is from the duality within us. That duality makes us what we are (life-giving yet destructive); and ever since we have become smart enough to understand, and strong enough to have a choice; it has baffled us.

Our defence mechanism has been to project that painful and cumbersome duality onto the outside, and call it the struggle of "good and bad" ... "god and evil".

Otherwise, it is all about us. From the simplest children stories to the most convoluted science fictions ... it is about us and our struggles.

For us, there are no absolutes. Outside of us, Absolute contains everything.

Jenab-e Shazde

از مطالب این "نمایشنامه" هم برای تهیه ی تز "دینی - فلسفی- سکسی - اجتماعی - فکاهی و ..." خود حتما استفاده کنید که استاد تان خیلی از شما راضی خواهد شد!!
شیطان و خدا : نام نمایشنامه‌ای است در سه پرده و یازده مجلس، از ژان پل سارتر نویسنده و فیلسوف فرانسوی، که نخستین بار در  ژوئن ١٩٥١ در تئاتر آنتوان به روی صحنه آمد و در همان سال به صورت کتاب منتشر شد
//www.ketabnews.com/detail-645-fa-55.html

آفريدي خود تو اين شيطان ملعون را

Fozolie dear: of course all "good and bad" people are created by the woman.

Similar is the case of God, who has created everything, including the Evil. Actually, being "omnipotent and omnipresent"; god must even "contain" everything ... including the Evil.

Which takes us back to Forogh's poem, about Evil also being present in everything and every blessing that God has created for us humans.

We are the result of God and Evil interaction. In other words:

We are the result of Evil screwing God.

Dear Yolanda: logy is logy ... let's call it Sexology

Perhaps we should call it Sexology, as it is more about the two sexes than the two divines.

.......

Hi SAM,

  Are you sure this is a Sociology degree thesis? not Divinity, Theology, Religion or Philosophy thesis?

best wishes

I wish you great success on your thesis.

Cheers!

I thought of Forough's Ossian

 .......آفريدي  خود تو  اين  شيطان  ملعون  را

عاصيش  کردي  او را  سوي  ما راندي

اين تو بودي، اين تو بودي کز يکي  شعله

ديوي   اينسان  ساختي، در  راه  بنشاندي

مهلتش  دادي که  تا دنيا   به جا باشد

با سرانگشتان شومش  آتش  افروزد

لذتي  وحشي شود   در  بستري   خاموش

بوسه  گردد  بر  لباني  کز  عطش  سوزد

 هر چه  زيبا  بود بي رحمانه  بخشيديش

در ره زيبا پرستانش  رها  کردي

آن گه  از  فرياد هاي  خشم  و قهر خويش

گنبد ميناي  ما  را پر صدا کردي

گرفته شده از عصیان فروغ 

Unbelievable

Two pages long! Good grief. I don't even want to think of how many pages mine has to be. I think it is 5 or 6 chapters long.

I started working on my thesis/research project two years ago in order to have the data necessary.

I have two chapters written already. I begin the actual research class this fall and complete it in the second class in the Spring. 

I have asked a friend to please assist me with the editing. I need to defend my thesis. 

Maybe I am a little OCD. LOL

Thesis ... Schmesis

Latina dear,

Here is one of the most influential scientific works of the 20th centry. Barely two (2) pages long, equal to the number of Nobel prizes won:

//www.nature.com/nature/dna50/watsoncrick.pdf

lol

"No worries ... thesis is an enlarged paper that the supervisor writes and the student fluffs."

I wish my thesis was as you speak. LOL I actually have to include real facts and add my own research on my thesis subject. 

Fluffy! hahahah Good one

دکتر نوری و فرامرز جان

Thanks for the nice poem, Dr. Noury.

Faramarz jan: yes, but for every action there is a reaction!

There is no way for mullahs to become better...

That's what I thought too! Thanks Sahzdeh jaan

Dear MPD

No worries ... thesis is an enlarged paper that the supervisor writes and the student fluffs.

خدایا مرا از من آزاد کن

خدایا مرا از من آزاد کن
ضمیرم بعشق خود آباد کن
سرم را بیاد خودت زنده کن
روان مرا منبع یاد کن
بروی خودت باز کن دیده‌ام
دلم را بنظاره‌ات شاد کن
خرابم کن از مستی و بیخودی
وجودم بویرانی آباد کن
بفردوس اعلام راهی نما
بعلم لدنیم ارشاد کن
درونم باسرار معمور دار
برونم بطاعات آباد کن
ز شیطان و نفسم پناهی بده
ز جور اعادیم آزاد کن
بس اندوه و غم بر سر هم نشست
گشادی بده سینه را شاد کن
بود فیض دربند خود تا بکی
خدایا دلی از من آزاد کن : فیض کاشانی

The Lady is a Tramp!

The guy is having all the fun and action!

I totally agree Shazde Jaan.

Good luck with you your thesis!

I wish you success in getting your ISDS.

Dear Mardom

No, he becomes Agha Mohammad Khan!

آذر بانو

Thanks for your kind support.

Shazdeh, if Satan cuts his zizi

Will he become God? 

No Problem! Shazdeh

I really Like it like most of your blogs.