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مش قاسم عزیز: این قدر باریک بین مباش

خودش میگه که "شتر ملا" است، نه باریک و بلند، بلکه دولا و خمیده زیر یه آخوند نره خری مشغول سرویس دادنه ... خدا خودش به داد این پاسداران سرویس ده‌‌‌ به اهل فیضیه برسه، که کار فاطمه زهرا رو می‌کنن با دبر محمد مصطفی!

Shazde jan

Thank you for the clarification, it is good to know for your readers.   :-)

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Asdola!

 dola dola bazi ba shotor mola? :o))))

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Mirza jan, you're probably right. But for all those unknown soliders of emam, (you know who you are) one last one from Peter Tosh, for he asks the pertinent question:

Down Presser Man, where are you gonna run to?

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCsm--aEJA

" If you run to the sea, the sea will be boiling on that day,

Down presser man, where you gonna run to, on that day?

If you run to the rocks, the rocks will be melting,

And if you make your bed in Hell, I will be there, to make your bed in Hell, I will be there, on that day,

Down presser man, where you gonna run to , tell me.

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Viva Mirza! not to mention San Francisco! 

مش قاسم عزیز

Yes, the Sepah Pasdaran and the nameless soldiers of Imam Zaman are the most despicable creatures that I have ever seen, and all must be defeated and disposed of, in the trash can of history.

However, I don't get the feeling that our Little Salman is of that make and model. Call me a fool, but he sounds like a run-of-the-mill simpleton with Islamic beliefs, who has not been inside the Boshkeh long enough to get a real taste of Islam.

Shepesh dear: all my stories are fictional

You bring up a good point about writing for a purpose versus writing for pleasure. I often write for a purpose, and other times just for pleasure. But in either case, the "purpose" and the "pleasure" only exist in my own mind. I am not part of a political group or even a social circle of writers. Therefore, I only write when I feel like it, and I only write what I enjoy. However, as you've said, some of my pieces have turned out to be tasteless or pointless. Those times, I usually just delete the blog and move on.

Bad Stories for Bad Kids

Mirza, I was just reporting the writing on the wall,

in my capacity as a reporter. He was the one asking about my whereabouts, me felt obliged to let him know. Don't think he understood a word of it though.

Yes, you're right, he has come to play with big boys. But me thinks the big boys he is  used to playing  with have a lot of facial hair, gang-rape their prisoners, especially if they're virgins and about to be executed next day. Name of their out fit  reads

"سپاه بانو آوران و بسترسازان انقلاب اسلامی ایران"

I hear they also have a fan club for Mr. Asghar Ghatel, cheers

P.S. Sorry for the sad memories (I know you're trying not to look back) just want to let him know, we  know where he's from. And this song below by Peter Tosh in support of your wise idea of: 

Not Looking  Back

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o4Fgh0KW_4

آقای هر کی یکی را دوست داره

شما هم اشتباه نمودید که دوشیزگان ایرانی را با آخوندها مقایسه نمودید. این حکایت را التفات نمایید تا منظور روشن شود.

پسره تو سبزوار ازدواج کرده بود و رفته بود توی اطاق و هیچ خبری نمی شد. بالاخره مادر پیرش خسته شد و رفت در زد و گفت: پس چه میکنی؟ یالا دگه، خسته شدم میخوام برم بخوابم.

پسره از تو اطاق داد زد: ننه توش نمره.

مادرش گفت: ننه صبر کن حالا کمکت می کنم.

بعد هم پیرزنه میره توی آشپزخانه و یک لیوان پر از روغن زیتون میکنه و میره میده دست پسرش و میگه: بیا ننه اول بزن توی این روغن بعد به سنت خدا عمل کن.

دوباره نیم ساعت می گذرد و خبری نمی شود و پیرزن خسته و خواب آلود می رود و در می زند و میگوید: پس یالا دگه، خستمه، خوابم میا.

پسره دوباره داد می زنه: ننه توش نمره.

مادرش میگه: گفتم اول بکن توی لیوان.

پسره داد میزنه: ننه تو لیوان نمره.

خائن دوباره اشتباه کردی

خائن پارسی همانطور که قبلاَ هم گفته ام من هیچ اصراری به بیرون راندن کلمات و حروف عربی از زبان پارسی ندارم و اما طرفدار جایگزینی واژه های درخور پارسی به جای واژه های عربی می باشم واین چیزی است که ما در پنجاه شصت سال گذشته به کوری چشم عرب پرستان شاهد آن بوده ایم. حال اگر عرب حرف پ را ندارد و آن را ف تلفظ می کند آن دیگر مشکل شما عربهاست و نه من.

از سویی اگر بنویسم خاین پارسی ممکن است بعضی به اشتباه بخوانند خایۀ پارسی و فکر کنند که خدای ناکرده قصد اهانت به شما و یا ذکر خان را داشته ام. شما اصلاَ چکار به این کارها داری، شما خیانتت را بکن.   

Shazde jan

You are obviously a very talented writer, I think one of the most imaginative writers on this site. I am totally on your side of politics and have recommended your writing to friends I have outside of IC. But sometimes ... you even confuse some of the men on this site. You may undo your best pieces with subjects that may offend our dear other halves. Knowing you have a wife (and perhaps children), I wondered if this was a piece of fiction (like the Prostitution blog) or whether it was real.

شپش جان

Sometimes, one writes just to frame a fleeting memory within a little blog. I had travelled a bit and had become sad and upset with what I had seen. Needed to write something simply funny and purely pleasurable. It was like a "Be Tokhmam" for the blogger's soul.

Asdola, you seem to be all in one!

Not many comments, Shepesh is not hearing your message and hardly anybody is laughing. You have mastered three skills in one go,

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Shazsde

What was the point of this article? I mean no offense , I am just tryng to understand your writings.

//iranian.com/main/blog/shazde-asdola-mirza/patentable-sex-montreal

دین مارتین عزیز

The issue of premature ejaculation is serious matter among the devote Muslim and Jewish men. It is a barrier for intimacy and a serious problem for their wives (both emotionally and healthwise).

As you have suggested, much lubrication should be used, in order to lower the friction and resistance. Also, using condom can abate the over-sensitivity of the circumsized head.

Mash Ghasem

I had no idea that you had this other language. Go wash your mouth right away with soap and water! Little Salman has come here to play with the big boys. We should let him be, and be gentle to his delicate parts.

سلمان جون راست میگی‌ - بازم بیا از این ورا

The worst fear of any writer is not to be read, of any messanger is not to be heard, of any fool is not to be laughed at. So visit now and visit again - I find your comments very amusing!

Why didn't Hossein apply some lubricant like donbeh, Shazdeh?

Where was the village mullah when Hossein needed one? Don't mullahs use their personal experiences in BOSHKEH in Qom to later teach their constituents about the birds and the bees!?

قاسم رفته بود

عنابی رنگ  ام نه چندان محترم سلمان سر بزنه, دید در خونه بسته و این
یادداشت از سوی ام سلمان خطاب به پسر "حزب اللهی " : " ای پسرم سلمان ، به
امید آنکه از الت پریشی دیرینه  ات دست بر داشته باشی، از عادت بد مردانگی به کام، کاسته باشی، و نشیمنگاه متزلزلت، متزلزل تر نشود، ام ال اسلام" 

پس قاسم کو؟

اسدالله و دایجان (دیوانه) که اینجا هستند فقط یه قاسم کمه.

دیوانه (دایجان)
بفرمایید خأئن فارسی‌ نه خائن پارسی، مگه پارسی هم خائن می‌شه؟ :)) در ضمن اگه خیلی میخوای  آریایی بنویسی‌ باید بگی‌ خاین نه خائن. بابا شما آریانا اللهی‌ها هم که آبروی هرچی‌ آریایی هستو که بردین :))

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And attention is what you badly need

Only four comments asdola (yours excluded) :))

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آری و ماندای عزیز

To be honest with you, I have given up analyzing the difficult situations of Human Condition. All I can do is place a mirror in front of some of the images I have seen or heard, and reflect it in your direction.

It used to be easier for me to write about those things, but it is getting exceedingly more difficult, as any psychological ties with Iran seems to cost me a lot of nerve and sleep. The country has done to Shiite and is still in danger of even worse days than this.

So it's now easier for me to write in English, to prevent the mother tongue from building a bridge between me and that festering and poisoned wound. Have stashed away me Persian writings for a happy day in future, when we can read them all sad and bad stories, and then set them all on fire!

Thanks Salman joon: this blog was dying for some attention ;-)

Bad Stories for Bad Kids

تنها نوشتجات مضر و خطرناک اعتقادات توست خائن پارسی

The only thing that the children and teens need to be protected against are the fascistic beliefs of you and your likes. You are full of hate for those who don't think like you and given the opportunity you try to sow the seeds of that same hate in the young hearths. Fortunately as we have seen in Iran, in the age of internet most of those kids don't give a damn about your lies and archaic beliefs. 

He was as violated as She

Clear example of human rights violations in all fronts... traumas induced in the male (psyche) are not as readily apparent/ assessed, as those in the female.

And I agree with Ari. The maladaptive societal expectations/ values being a crime in its own right and magnitude.

Thank you Shazdeh, also for the beautiful writing!

No one's business!

Great story!

Reminded me, the whole idea of a person's first sexual experience being part of a big tribal ritual no longer seems adaptive. In fact, making it everyone's business may keep the couple from bonding closer as friends. A shared pleasure--as would happen between friends-- seems furthest from Hossein's mind, or Fatemeh's for that matter. Their sexual energies are unhealthily monopolized by the ceremony and obligations of the collective wedding ritual, creating tesnsions and depriving the couple of natural intimacy. A form of alienation. No surprise then that violent pathologies develop.

As always, Shazde, your stories take us far.

Mr Javid I thought this was a family site!!

Your own nephew , Robert, who is barely the age of consent is contributing to this site. Would you like him to be exposed to such unadulterated filth as expressed on this blog?

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Killing a cat at the Hejleh

An Afghan friend tells me that killing a cat by the enterance to Hejleh is an actual tradition in that country. The groom is supposed to do that, in order to clarify the real "terms and conditions" of marriage.

Thanks for the book link, Faramarz dear.

گربه رو دم حجله زد!

What a sad story of ignorance and violence Shazde Aziz.

Some 10,000 years ago when mankind were hunters and gatherers, they used to move around in groups of 50-150, eat whatever they could find in the bountiful nature, party all the time and have sex with whomever they wished (both men and women!) And what screwed things up, you may ask, was not religion, it was agriculture!

If you get a chance, read this book, Sex at Dawn!

//www.sexualityresource.com/sexuality-resourc...

دیوانه عاقل

There is so little right for anyone in IRI - women are doublely harmed. At least at the Imperial time, there were good family laws with some enforcement.