What if I am a Jew?

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What if I am a Jew?
by Shazde Asdola Mirza
07-May-2010
 

One of the IRI troopers on this site enjoys coming to my blogs, to curse me as a Jew (Yahoodi). I always found those posts offensive and cursed him back, but after his last attack, I had these thoughts:  

1- Why do I get so offended by his accusation?  

2- What if I actually were a Jew?  

To answer the number 1 question, I had to be really honest with myself and dig deep into my inner thoughts and biases. As any other kid brought up in the streets of Tehran, I always associated the Jews with filth and fear. The suffix after calling someone a Jew was either Kasif or Tarso. So naturally, as a proud boy, I never wanted to be associated with kids carrying either of those nasty adjectives.  

The second what-if question is a bit easier to answer. I have a large nose as well as a large circumcised … oops. So without any identification papers, I could have been picked up by the Nazi SS as one of the Jewish rats, destined for extermination. Then I did some more thinking to see what would have happened if I was really a Jew, and came up with the following answers.  

1- I would still have loved the ham and cheese sandwich, the bacon cheeseburger and the pepperoni pizza.  

2- I’d be still chasing the Shiksa blonde girls, although their IQ is half the minimum level for mating, as recommended by the Rabbi.  

3- If some Arab terrorist threw mortar and missiles at my town, I would go and bomb the crap out of their neighborhood guerrilla base.  

4- If the nut job president of an Islamist country threatened to destroy my nation, and then went on to build some nuclear stuff, I’d have gone and destroyed all his atomic toys.

What the fuck? I haven’t had a bowl of Matzo balls and already my Jewish vein is throbbing like a time bomb!

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i think i have the luxury that my life is not threatened from where i am, so i can say all these things. i wonder if i'd have the courage to do so under more limiting conditions. like for instance those of people in iran.

it is in the context of comparing my situation with theirs that i can recognize and admire real courage. this reflection has taught me many lessons, and put my hard look in the mirror into real focus.

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At the risk of being repetitive on this blog, I do want to say that I share your sentiments fully. It is so sad to see that so often we hear complaints on this site from some folks (without pointing fingers of course) who complaint about rudeness of others, lack of logic, racism or what have you, yet in the very same post they go and apply the same manners which they are complaining about to others and justify it that if he is IRI supporter or Zionist supporter then it is OK.

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Being a Pastor, you should know the answer, or I suppose.

Lets start with Abraham.

He had 8 children, but two were rather very significant.

Ismael: The firstborn, Father of Islam.

Issac: Father of Hebrews.

Can you take it from here?

 

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P/S Abraham/Ibrahim is mentioned in 24 out of 114 Sura's[chapters] in Qur'an.

PP/S I wish those two stupid brothers had stopped fighting


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bottom line do we retain our humanity. and humility. i ask myself this every day, and i'm sure i often don't make the grade. i keep trying.

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One man's Terrorist = another man's freedom fighter

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