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Ari jan

Thanks for asking an expert, but doesn't the graphic show the middle section of the bottle being cut out? How do we fill it with any liquid, water or beer?

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This is getting serious

This is now getting serious. Someone please hide this page from Nokia and Siemens.

Consulted with satellite communcations designer

Ari: Is this for real?

Designer: Theoretically when one loads the horn with the dielectric [water, plastic], especially close to the wall [of the horn], it shifts the center frequency a bit! (also it brings the "unwanted side-lobes" higher, make the system wider-band or wider-angle)! That might be enough shift to get a better reception from the satellite as opposed to tuning exactly on the center frequency (or pointing exactly on the direction of the satellite) where usually the jammer power is maximized! These guys are geniuses dude!

Ari: Does it make much difference if the bottle is full [water is a good dielectric] or not?

Designer: Yes; but water is very lossy in general, depends of the operation frequency; the loss might be so high that it prevents one from the reception; it also drastically change the horn electric behavior!

The cool thing about mere plastic is that it is almost lossless! But I am not sure if the frequency shift or the angular widening [is enough to] make the reception better!

Conclusion:

It should work. Try it with different amounts of water (or beer) to find the maximum effect.

Shorts, ey baba. Khayli salari.

Iranian inginiuity. I am going to try it.

Hey Russia, go ahead and sell the Islamist a new f*****g gadget for 500 million dollars, the old one is no good any more.

I don't know

I can't find any reason as to why this may work but more power to you if it does.

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