TOP TEN REASON WE SHOULD INVADE IRAN

TOP TEN REASON WE SHOULD INVADE IRAN
by Soosan Khanoom
15-Jul-2011
 

Thanks to friends in US Army who helped putting this list together

TOP TEN REASON WE SHOULD INVADE IRAN

 

10. We can't let Israel have all the fun.

9. Tired of our fine young men and women dying in boring countries like Iraq and Afghanistan.

9. We should stop by as long as we are in the neighborhood

8. Ahmadinejad just pisses me off with his cheap suits and half a beard. Either grow a real beard and dress like the Mullah you are, or get some Armani for Allah's sake.

7. They keep telling us we invaded Iraq for the oil and yet we are paying more at the pump. Obviously we need more oil.

6. Tired of paying four bucks a pound for pistachios at the commissary.

5. Tired of buying fake Chinese or Indians the Persian wanna be Rugs

4. To stop the Iranian oppositions inside from vacationing in Shomal and having them back on the streets, their blood is needed

3. To Make Iranian oppositions outside happy and have them continue with their vacationing in Cancun

2. To upgrade Maryam Rajavi from a terrorist whore to a Persian Princess

1. To show the world that everybody loves ELS and the rest of the bomb bomb gang of IC

LOL

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Tavana

Correction Please!

by Tavana on Fri Jul 15, 2011 06:36 PM PDT

No. 3. ... dark (0) ... & not dark (1). Please correct. Thanks.


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Tavana

The Signficance of 10 for a Believer

by Tavana on Fri Jul 15, 2011 06:33 PM PDT

1. He is the only (1) & nothing (0) else.

2. He is the eternal (1) & vain (0) is the rest.

3. He is the light (1) & dark (1) is the rest.

4. He is the standing (1) agaist the dead (0).

5. He turns the universe ON (1) or OFF (0).

6. He creates (1) out of nothing (0).

7. He stands as the only (1) in the vacuum space (0).

8. He gives life (1) & death (0).

9. He never creates (1) for nothingness (0).

10. He is the only (1) truth against all the falsehood (0).

PS: Just to remind us all that the great Iranian believer, Kharazmi, discovered the binary numbers of 1 & 0 which later became the base 'language' for the digital computers that we are using at our finger points. GOD turned him ON (1) & wish to keep his soul ON (1) forever (1). Hope this message also turns his/her reader ON (1) a little bit (0.1)! 

 

 

 


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Soosan Khanoom

Oh it is every woman's dream

by Soosan Khanoom on Fri Jul 15, 2011 05:51 PM PDT

to be kissed by Dean Martin  ;)


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Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime

Soosan: Finally you wrote a blog worth while stopping by to read

by Everybody Loves Somebody ... on Fri Jul 15, 2011 05:02 PM PDT

I like it!

I don't know how old you are but regardless if you were here with me I would give you a juicy kiss right across the lips! 


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Soosan Khanoom

Dear Comment

by Soosan Khanoom on Fri Jul 15, 2011 05:00 PM PDT

I doubt that Murdoch's empire is crumbling  but anything that is even slightly bad for Murdoch and his thugs at Fox News and News of the World is good for America...... 


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Soosan Khanoom

Of course dear Amirparviz

by Soosan Khanoom on Fri Jul 15, 2011 04:50 PM PDT

OIL is a major factor .... like IRI they shoot you first and then charge you for the bullet money ....... 

They have Iranians lifetime oil supply to pay for the bombs they are going to drop killing Iranians ....  

Oh well ...


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comments

The 10th reason was

by comments on Fri Jul 15, 2011 03:28 PM PDT

The 10th reason was about fun.  It reminded me another subject.  Is there any blog in here, which has addressed the fun of Murdoch and Les Hinton?


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amirparvizforsecularmonarchy

Soosan You Forgot they have oil and gas over there...

by amirparvizforsecularmonarchy on Fri Jul 15, 2011 03:00 PM PDT

So the saying goes...

The War will just pay for it self and we'll be greeted with flowers by the local mullahs and the people.  And they produce alot of flowers over there!


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Soosan Khanoom

LOL...Disenchanted

by Soosan Khanoom on Fri Jul 15, 2011 02:11 PM PDT

I do not have an answer to that but I know why Jews took it 


A God came down and first he went to the Germans and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your life better."

And the Germans asked, "what are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "Rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shalt not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Italians and said, "I have Commandments." 

And the Italians wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife."

"Not covet my neighbor's wife? We're not interested."

He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments? How much are they?"

"They're free."


"Good then, we'll take 10!"

 

 


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Disenchanted

Some good observation in here :-)

by Disenchanted on Fri Jul 15, 2011 01:06 PM PDT

 

   ...and that fellow who posted the 10 commandment...Gimme a break :-)

   Why didn't almighty wait a few more years so he can put them on an IPad so Chinese benefit from it as well?!


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Soosan Khanoom

Bavafa jan thank you for stopping by

by Soosan Khanoom on Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:54 AM PDT

I am acting a little bit silly today. Perhaps the top ten fever caused a sense of playfulness in me but seriously these are the only reasons that they can come up with in order to invade... it is not my fault that their reasons are funny.. 

I also agree with you and yes war is a serious thing ....My logo is peace and I believe there is no honor in war ......  

"Blessed Are The Peacemakers "

 : ) 


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Bavafa

Soosan Khanom: the more I read your comments….

by Bavafa on Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:39 AM PDT

The more I like what you write, though I have serious mix feelings about this one. This may very well be due to my lack of sense of humor, but even joking and mocking of an attack and subsequent occupation of Iran which undoubtedly will result in the loss of many hundreds of thousand of innocent lives will prevent me from enjoying the humor.

Otherwise they were very funny.

'Vahdat' is the main key to victory 

Mehrdad


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comments

Same here.

by comments on Fri Jul 15, 2011 09:57 AM PDT

Same here (i.e. respect).  And, forever and ever:)


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Soosan Khanoom

Dear Anahid

by Soosan Khanoom on Fri Jul 15, 2011 09:39 AM PDT

I guess I am not going to be the only one today .... this fever has just started ...  LOL


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Soosan Khanoom

comment jan

by Soosan Khanoom on Fri Jul 15, 2011 09:53 AM PDT

Although irrelevant to the topic of my blog but Tavana just posted the original top ten ( with some deviation from the real one which i have no idea why ).

But the Ten Commandments is  engraved in every courthouse in the U.S and many more governmental places .... 

Now I would expect from fanatics on this site like Hooshang or the rest of his uncivilized gang members to say shut up to anyone who disagrees with them but not really from you dear comments who happens to be such a nice person .... I do respect you very much 


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comments

I found it too anti-US.

by comments on Fri Jul 15, 2011 09:28 AM PDT

I found it too anti-US.  I think the US deserves a valuable credit for its freedom of speech.  Everything is relative.

 

Shut up Tavana.


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Anahid Hojjati

Soosan Khanom, you got some funny ones

by Anahid Hojjati on Fri Jul 15, 2011 09:28 AM PDT

You are guilty of writing the first top ten blog of today. Let's see how many will follow. At least, I think it is the first one that I have seen today.

We also have our rebels on IC. One might swim against current and surprise us by writing a top 8 or more shocking, a top 13.


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Tavana

The Eternal 10 vs IC 10's

by Tavana on Fri Jul 15, 2011 09:19 AM PDT

And God spoke all these words, saying: “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.

  1. You shall have no other gods before me.
  2. You shall not make for yourself any carved image, or any likeness
    of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath,
    or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them
    nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the
    iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth
    generations of those who hate me, but showing mercy to thousands, to
    those who love Me and keep My commandments.
  3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
  4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall
    labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the
    Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your
    daughter, nor your manservant, nor your maidservant, nor your cattle,
    nor your stranger who is     within your gates. For in six days the
    Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them,
    and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day
    and hallowed it.
  5. Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.
  6. You shall not murder.
  7. You shall not commit adultery.
  8. You shall not steal.
  9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
  10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet
    your neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his
    ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”

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