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Kalleh va Paacheh

What would be a funny caption for this photo?

Winner: Assad Akhavan. 100 Afarin!

Also:

* F Fateh: We traded this for Ahmadinejad?!
* R Allahverdi: "Eat the Bouillabaise stew. Sabzee-o-Paneer is for show."
* K Ramyar: "Cyrus assoudeh bekhab ke ma beedareem!!!!"

25-Oct-2007
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shah

by shamsi (not verified) on

good job ,iranian aziz, we sold him for khomeini and ahmadinejad, he made us to be proud iranians, even though i wasn't very happy with him, but please see what's going on in our poor mother land and the whole world is laughing at us not with us, he had his flaws and not good advisers , but; at least we had a pretty good , happy life, i don't want live in any where but iran, hoping for that day to come.


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To colonel hemayat

by ARDESHIR KEYVAN (not verified) on

JENAB SARHANG

DAMET GARM O SARAT KHOSH BAD.


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Tolerance

by YO (not verified) on

Dear Kimia
May be this is the real reality !
Not what is left in our head.
Please, I admire and understand your sincerity
At the same time we should have tolerance for people’s opinion .


kimia

Sad to read these comments

by kimia on

kimia yar

Dear Jahanshah Javid,

Please change this format. I get sad and annoyed by reading these absurd comments.  What is the point of this.  People are so frustrated and crazy.  (OUR PEOPLE) You mean the same people who boast about their NOWseven thousand years of heritage??!!

Please aberoo ra hefz con.

Kimia

kimia_yar@yahoo.com


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Caption

by Batman (not verified) on

My caption would read:

Shah: "Farah, you know, the real leader of the monarchists is Shaban-e bimokh. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be here plundering the country."

Farah: "That says a lot about us... our leader is an illiterate thug."

Shah: "I hope my son [nim-Pahlavi] could grow up to be just like him.'


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get over it.

by A none you mouse (not verified) on

Shah is dead, he is done, get a life, get over it, he wasn't anything special anyways.


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gorohban Hemayet

by YO (not verified) on

You must be one of the x-Iranian military men from the shah era who drives a cab in CA, and has been giving himself a rank every four years.
bro baba ridi


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Shahanshah, Colonel

by Rosie T. (not verified) on

Actually it is my understanding that Mohammed Reza challenged the Mullahs and the entrenched aristocracy, appropriating their lands to redistribute them to the people during his White Revolution. It was his poor planning and bureaucratic ineptness that caused the White Revolution's failure, not his intentions. Mohammed Reza was a complex man, as we all are. His legacy is likewise complex. I believe it is inaccurate to characterize him as indifferent to the plight of the people, although he made many mistakes. Torture being among them.
However, it has to be remembered that young Mohammad Reza did not display a ruler's temperament and was thrust into a situation that was way over his head due to his father's serious but comprehensible political miscalculations. Reza Khan was no puppet and he wished to defy both the British who installed him and the Russians who had trained him in the Cossack Brigades by allying himself with Germany during World War II. He was not a sophisticated man and I do not believe he understood the egregiousness of this error in "Western" eyes. So he was deposed and his weak, playboy son installed. Mohammad Reza did not become a tyrant until the forces he allowed to flourish in the first years of his reign took away all his power. Mossadegh bluffed him into having to sign over control of the army. When power was restored to Mohammad Reza, he became a tyrant, no doubt due to his great sense of humiliation at feeing himself castrated in carrying out the legacy of his all-consuming father.
The Pahlavis engineered the infrastructure and class system of the modern state. The Mullahs largely preserve this intact, with their inevitable disgusting variations on it. The democracy that will eventually come to Iran will rest on the shoulders of Pahlavi social and industrial engineering, Mossadegh's idealistic visions, and yes, whatever it is that the Mullahs have wrought in their backlash against the Pahlavi's Persianization policies. I hope it will happen without foreign intervention. Foreign intervention has been the scourge of Iran.
Colonel, I did not know it was Mohammad Reza's birthday when I posted my caption to this photo. If I had, I would not have posted it. I am sorry. I would like to know what monarchy means to you, what hopes you have for the future of Iran, and how and why you can possibly think that a military alliance with the neocons would serve Iran. I wish you would post a blog.
Best,
Rosie


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the shah didn't give a rat's ass

by b (not verified) on

"The peasants are revolting. Let's kick back in Paris then come back when they all calm down."
"I love you my King."

What a stupid couple. Monarchy is so disturbing.... especially iranian monarchy.


Foad

To Jahel Hemayat

by Foad on

Shaban Be Mokh and Pahlavi thieve era are  over.


Foad

I also said

by Foad on

 M. R. P.  says : I slept soundly with French whores, what about you dear?


siminkhanum

روانش شاد

siminkhanum


 

 

اگر چه رفت و در مينو بياسود    خدا رحمت کند خوب آدمی بود                                              يادش گرامی باد    

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Javid Iran

by Peyman (not verified) on

Zendeh bad yadeh shahanshah alahazrat mohammd reza pahlavi, va slamat bad shahbanooyeh aziz v amehrabaneh iran, farah pahlavi. Va lanat bar har chi komonisteh vatan forooosheh hamjesbazeh bi pedara madareh vatanforosh.


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شاهنشاه میلادت مبارک

کاوه (not verified)


خدا شاهنشاه رو رحمت کنه که میخواست ایران و ایرانیها را به بالا ببره که به مذاق کمونیستهای بی وطن و اسلامیهای بی آئین وطن فروش خوش نیامد.

شاهنشاه ایران زمین تولدت مبارک باد...


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O' Dear

by Omid (not verified) on

His face and behaviours were on the same line. We miss your gentelness and kindness. Rest in peace my dearest father.


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Happy Birthday Father

by Colonel Hemayat (not verified) on

H.I.M would have been 88 today.

Happy birthday Shahansh


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MA hargez Adam nakhAhim shod!

by Irooni (not verified) on

Shah mikhAst ke mAro Adam koneh, vali mA hichvaght Adam nakhAheem shod. MA faghat baladeem ke hey as arab ha bad begim, va tazAhor bokoneem, va poz bedeem be farhang e zamAn e Siroos and Koorosh (2000 yrs ago). MA leeyAghat e shah ro nadAshteem. Roohesh shAd. MA yek mamlekat e namak nashnAs hasteem va hameesh e, motaasefAneh, aghab khAheem moond.


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God Bless Shah

by Colonel Hemayat (not verified) on

I love H.I.M. , I just so love this man, I can't help crying when I see his pictures, He was the greatest thing happn to us in the last 1400 years. Just look at his face you see a noble face. Rest in peace Shahanshah, we love, we miss you father.


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Az mast ke b ar mast

by Kamangir on

We deserve this. We deserve the regime upon us in Iran. Az mast ke bar mast.


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OUR BELOVED KING.

by AMIR VAFA (not verified) on

THATS WHEN WERE PROUD TO BE IRANIANS NOT LIKE HOW WE HIDE TODAY AND SAY WE ARE PERSIANS.


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How about....

by Rosie T. (not verified) on

"I still say Yvonne de Carlo was better in bed, Azizam, but her ghormeh-sabz never held a candle to yours."


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...

by Anon2 (not verified) on

Does anyone rememebr the TV show called "leave it to beaver"? Shah and Farah look like the parents in that show...wonder where Beaver is.....


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Also

by B (not verified) on

I would have submitted the following:

Shah: "what's that shouting in the street?"

Farah: "The peasants are revolting darling."

Shah: "You said it, they stink on ice. Shall we get up from our dinner table?"

Farah: "I say, let them eat Ash!"