THE IRANIAN
Today's Horrorscope
Monday Nov 10, 1997 - Aban 19, 1376
Meow!
You will get a call from Senator Alfonse D'Amato warning you not to violate the sanctions law against Iran. "Listen to me shweet-haat! Terrorism is a serious threat to our great U.S. of A. and the entire Free World. And I'm not going to be intimidated by you or any other pet shop owner!"
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