POETRY

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Here's the original artwork :o)

visually impaired thanks now

visually impaired thanks now i have to think about it too. I think there is an arm involved and the folds of and armpit. Otherwise it has to be the knee area. It could be distored because it has to shrink to fit the size. In any case it is very disturbing.

Persian Thin + marriage = Fatty + hairy + bunch of kids...

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Chubby Chaser...

Interesting picture of a woman from the side sitting 4zano, well at least you do not need a mattress anymore
oh ya American women have muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
less hair than Persian ones. Hey always look at the glass half full and not half empty...

I can't figure it out

Yes, I hear you all, but the picture on this so called poetry puzzles me. What part of human body is it showing? To me it looks like a dried peach or apricot being photographed plus a few fingers. Please clear it out for me or I will be thinking about this the whole week.

les femmes

Listen kid,

Les femmes, thin, fat, or in-between, wanna know
how fat your bank account is; your body-weight is
irrelevant. If you're a goldmine you'll get all the
golddiggers you want.

Bahman, Here's some advice.

Bahman,

Here's some advice. You can also go for the most beautiful woman in the room. They lack self confidence. You can beat them more with comments like.

She says : Do I look fat in this?
You say: emmmmmmmmm honey I like a little meat on my woman...

Also, what about the ladies in Iran looking for a green card?

Women want power and money. It helps if you are Brad Pitt but even a short bald fat guy can get around if he can fake money!!

Good luck

I can't find any other reason

FAT+ MARRIAGE= GREEN CARD

no dissing

i agree with shoobies comment below
and no im not chubby myself
my best friend is on the chubby side
and she goes on a lot of dates with hot guys
if u ask me shes beautiful on the inside n out
were both 25
no dissing her or any other
the end

Drawing the SHORT straw

Ok Bahman, i can see that you arent trying to be malicious, but i think you need to see that the message that your writing sends out to people is that overweight people are a prize for losers, and that they are desperate enough to NEED to call you back and they dont ignore you as they too are outcasts in modern society. This is wrong. I have several curvier friends and they date hotter guys than i do! I think that your article sends out a negative message to both people who are overweight as well as people who are shorter than average. NOBODY should ever have to settle for second best. Confidence and not appearance is the way to attract people. So perhaps you have no confidence at all. I just hope that the lovely lady who returns all your calls doesnt read your article, because if she had half a brain, she would dump your ass and get herself a new man who thinks she is beautiful inside and out and not just some overweight woman!

prose

This read like prose, rather than the title "poetry". I found it humorous.