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خلاصه اينكه ديگه تك تك كشتن حال نميده

من كه شما رو نمى شناسم اما واقعا جالب مى نويسيد .به هر حال از آشنايى با شما و نوشته هاى شما خوش حال هستم..به نظرِ من اين ها خودشان در جاهاى امن تشريف دارن...حتى خيلى ها در همان آمريكا يه جنايتكار خانه دارند و تنها كارى كه ميكنند به راه انداختن ِ مراسم ِ مذهبى و نشستن پشت ِ كامپيوتر ها و جنگ با دشمنان ِ دين از امن ترين راه يعنى كمنت ِ ضدِ اين و آن هست....اين ها به موقع اش به زن و فرزند هاى خود مى پيوندند و عزا دارى مالِ مردم ِ بيچاره است و بس.تنها هدف اى كه از براه انداختن ِ جنگ دارن اين است كه زندان ها ديگه ظرفيت نداره و اعدام ها هم داره درد ِ سر ميشه براشون (حقوق ِ بشر و اينجور چيزا)،خودشان هم كه نميتونن بى دليل به مردم موشك بزنند (هنوز قدرى آبرو احتياج دارن واسه گرفتن ِ ويزا )پس مى خوان يه كارى كنن كه با جنگ ايندفعه ديگه از دست مردم ِ ايران راحت بشن...خلاصه درد ِ... شان بى دليل نيست...

Bah Bah Cheh Ajab!

Welcome back

Some of us thought you were sent to an exile.

This site's administrators, in my opinion, should recognize the fact that a good portion of readers/visitors consider "the Pahlavis" and "the mullas" equally responsible for the miseries of our beloved nation.

Having a contributor who can see and write in a balanced manner, in our Iranian standard, is nothing short of a blessing; if not a miracle.

I could care less if they are using plastic guns!

Despite my many disagreements with IRI I appreciate that so far it has prevented these guys from turning Iran into another demolished country like Iraq.
I could care less if they are using plastic guns! So far Black water mercenaries have not come to Iran for their live target practice. Six days, six weeks, or at most six months adventure of Rumsfeld has turned into years of nightmare and his ***** is pAreh poreh, ....
I wish IRI CONTINUED success in keeping these guys out.

how sharp the eyes when not considering 9/11!

watched it pesaram.

the paper of "record" -- hope no one is paying for this garbage on a daily basis! so where were the sharp eyes of this rag on 9/11? what garbage passes as free press all around this planet. they think we are fools.

watch this baba

//thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/07/10/in-an-...

someone eles's ... is pAreh already!

Mr. ShAshor, check this link //www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/02/bush.speech...

you realize that someone else's ... is already pAreh poreh!

Demonstration of the truth of the fundamental premise of elites

Salaam,

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UF_5nnoDbg
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AqBqFZkVos
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NXx5QvVjzQ
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAGaqL1Hup8
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWAcU-8maxg

Goftee:

آخه مگر آزار کون درد دارید هی دروغ میگوئید؟ حالا مارو خر کردید و چهارترکه سوار شدید دلیل نشد که بقیه مردم دنیا هم به ساده گی ما هستند.

Aren't they? Then explain this (in light of above reality):

//tinyurl.com/5q95y4

What we are witnessing is a well orchestrated song and dance. Arbaabeh hamashoon yekiyeh.

/& Salaam

Re: Piece of art (to: JJ)

I am sorry JJ. For some reason, I had assumed you are smarter than that. By your logic, just because you don't know me and the title of my news postings or content have "vulgarities" they should be deleted!! However, that same rule does not apply to someone that YOU KNOW. Wow!! Where did you go to school JJ? You are lucky you did not have me as a teacher!
In fact according to a few iranian.com-residents who were following my draft, the titles of my news posts were "eye-opening", new style, interesting, and full of meaning, but may be against JJ's ideology!. Of course you own the site and it is you who decides. Why then you criticize our mollahs for doing the exact same thing as you in their dealings with iranian news media and those journalists? Isn't this hypocracy?

Koojaa Boodi Daadaash!!

Missed your brilliant satirical masterpieces!.This time before you take off & go to "Mavaal" & get rid of your "Pish aab",please let us know !!so we purchase some " Somaagh " to " SUCK ",while we mourn your absence!.

Best Wishes

Briefly: Humor:

Briefly:

Humor: Fair

Choice of (some) words: Inappropriate

Shot: Cheap!

Ay gofti!

Why does this regime have a death wish? Isn't that ironic?

Great!

Welcome back! What took you so long?! It's good to have you and your brand of sharp and intelligent humor around here again. Please stay!

P.S. Jesaratan, your text had a few spelling errors in it. I'm sure if you ask JJ, he can arrange for some minor proof-reading prior to publication of your Farsi articles.

Piece of art

Ostaad ./.

Jeesh Daram is an artist. He does not use curse words randomly in anger and hate.

Vulgarity is a problem in the comments section because it does not encourage intelligent discussion but rather more vulgarity and abuse.

(LOVE your name by the way)

Re: Brilliant (to: JJ)

JJ,
You have closed iranian.com accounts that may have so slightly "violated" the etiquette language that is expected by readers on this site. I am surprised that not only you are not "pissed off" by the language of this article, you even praise it!!! Can it be that it is not the etiquett of language of writing, but the "content" of the artciles that plays a reason for "censorship" for you?
You can tell us, it is OK, we will keep your secrets. After all you are mong friends!

Loved it

Great work. Absolutely brilliant. Thanks

اکثراین موشکها از جمله "فاتح و زلزال"

اکثراین موشکها از جمله "فاتح و زلزال"
Conquerrer and shaker. I would prefere for the latter the translation Trambler. Bushy bushy has forbiden the Islamic republic of Iran to tests further rakets, condolenz has critisized Iran because the tests. the 7ty millionfanatic akhunds continue the tests. Apparently the days as american imperialism decided about the desteny of the honorable iranian nation are over. The last command came for his majesty the most last Perserkaiser on january 15th 1978. It came from carter a peanuts merchant who was in that time the president of the united states. on january 16th left his majesty home for egypt where a man named sadat took him away all what he had brought with him in 4 airplanes. Nowadays seems none Iranian beeing willing to leave home although since 30 years strange creatures are standing arround barking and grunting. Iranians must go away. Greeting

Dear Jeesh Daram

No need to say me too, like all those other readers here, love your satires and how much I'm happy to see you here again.

These pages have became a little boring since a while and there's not much interesting article as before.

Hope you are back to stay longer this time. Keep posting your funny yet meaningful article, please. We all welcome you and like to read more of your opinions.

Little remark : I believe (with my little savad in Persian) that the word "Aza dari" might be written with a "ze" and not with "zal" in Persian.

However, that dose not change anything in the meaning of your TANZ article. Although I better shut up, with the amount of mistakes I do myself, in English !

Thank you dear friend...

My hat off for you :)

Still laughing ... and so much truth!

My hat off!

Look forward to your next one.

hay khondam o didam doostan

hay khondam o didam doostan khoshhal az bargasht shoma hastan man sharmandeh keh aslan shoma ro nemishnasam ke be ja beeyaram! But the title and your name was funny enough for me to keep reading!I just loved it! mare khar shenidy? ina hamoonan.
on another subject: to farsi dareem keh migeem anam gereft to express ama do we have jeesh daram for a certain expression?

Jeeshi Joon: zad ziyad

Ozaeh nazam velayat o esmat petaleh badjoor, you know what I am saying? The great conductor/agent Dr Yazdi himself has come out for negotiation and saving nezam’s behind. That is some serious stuff when Rafsanjani’s lobby is working overtime. Have you seen that movie unusual suspect, when the main guy comes out of the shadow to clean his own s**t up? it means end of petal situation for nezam when THE guy (Yazdi) is out for some cleaning. In to bemiri az on tobemiriyah nist jeeshi joon, even safir engeles (ayn) or his master (saat) nemitooneh ghaziyaroo mastmalizasion koneh. Just enjoy the movie as the story unfolds.

Iranian satire (Tanz) is simply one of the best...

Gosh darn it!. The Persian language is so rich with words that someone like Jeesh Daram with his mastery of Iranian satire, can write superbly fluid pieces such as this one, which is trademark traditional Iranian satire.

Alas, I have been away from Iran for so long that I have all but (almost) forgotten how to read Farsi with any degree of fluidity!. In other words: Farsi Neveshtan Va Khaandanam, khaili Nam Keshideh :(

I have reallly missed you!

I have reallly missed you!
Don't disappear again... please!

ey val be valat vali be

ey val be valat vali be voolet
zanboore yedafe nazane be doolet

Very amusing article and

totally true. That's exaclty what the regime wants, more martyrs to keep the society occupied with mourning and in a state of sorrow to have sovereign power for another decade or so...

Overall, very nicely said & lol too.

This is too funny

I can't stop laughing. This really made up my day.

Thhhhhhhaaaaaaannnnnnnkkkkkkkkksssssss

Brilliant

I just love it, love it. I can't get enough. I had never heard this before: Safire Engelees (Ayn) :o))) goddamn brilliant!

But besides all that, I agree with you. There's no need to escalate things. The Iranian regime certainly deserves lampooning.

I just hope writers in the U.S. and Israel will do the same against their own hardliners for their part in this crisis.

As good as ever

Great job, thanks for coming back.

Welcome back,

I have been looking for you all over the place, where have been? I have not read your article yet, but I wanted to tell you how much I have missed you and get that out of the way first.

Welcome back my friend!

So glad to see you back !

Your satire was definitely missed here "by ME at the very least".

This is yet another fine piece to read...LOL

I will copy and send this to some friends "with your permission of course".

Thank you.